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Happy Sentences Suitable for Aauto Quicker's Copywriting (32 episodes)
Happy sentences (1) 1 suitable for Aauto's faster copywriting. Take some garlic and let the children eat some, but don't eat too much. If you eat too much, the children will spit sour water. Although garlic has some breath, it is very important for oral disinfection.
2, if you are unhappy, try to eat chocolate, try to eat food, and forget that you are unhappy!
3. "Don't be afraid, brother, I can shelter you from the wind!" "Pull over, don't stop me from blowing the fan, it's hot!"
4, thin is hungry, sensible is that no one hurts.
I can't hold it at home, come out for some air and stay at home tomorrow.
6. The sky is blue and the sun is shining. I took my children out to play and had a pleasant weekend.
7. Actually, I am schizophrenic and have seven personalities. I like you, you, you, you, you, you, and you!
8. My boyfriend is very nice. He likes sports, especially laughing. He never makes me angry. He doesn't smoke or drink, and he cooks for me. I'm his excuse for rejecting other girls. He forgot to record me and never played with other girls. Unfortunately, he is a road idiot and has been lost for more than 20 years.
9. I dare not hug her when I see her!
10, but in fact, the child's learning attitude has migrated from his attitude towards life.
1 1, but luna is so happy. I cooked so much food for her, and this cake made her admire me the most. She kept saying, "Dad, you know everything. You are amazing!" " !
12, today is also a happy day, busy work, the wind of walking after work, and I met my best friend.
13, meet you on the way. You smile so beautifully that you have a shy shadow in your eyes. Nice to meet you, too, but after the past, I suddenly felt uncomfortable, as if you had left, and I wanted to cry. Then I woke up.
14, there must be something wrong with my eyes, otherwise why can't I see the money in my wallet.
15, digression, fortunately, the Christmas dinner made the children very happy. In fact, I had no idea before making mushroom soup. Although luna loves mushroom soup, she is very picky about mushroom soup. Once before, cherry was so busy that she made Luna canned mushroom soup. As a result, she took a sip and stopped drinking, saying, "The taste is different from before."
16, "Is your father a thief?" "Why?" "He stole the stars as your eyes."
Happy sentences suitable for Aauto's faster copywriting (Chapter II) 17. I attended the wedding of my old classmates and was lucky enough to see the drone performance. Thank you for all the meetings today. Good night
18, nice to meet you. Why do you love me so much? Not the way I just met, but the way I love someone.
19, people are alive, happiness is the most important thing, don't give yourself extra burden, and keep happy every day.
20. "Do you know why I can't lose weight?" "Why?" "Because as long as I don't see you for one day, I can't stand it."
2 1, I heard that eating delicious food can make people happy, and I heard that buying it at buy buy can make people happy, so why am I still unhappy after eating it?
22. Why did Guan Yu die earlier than Zhang Fei? Answer: Beauty is unlucky. ...
23. He has been living in the city, and he seldom has the opportunity to blend in with nature and swim upstream in a stream.
24. Sometimes, invisibility is good. Looking at what you said, I am secretly happy for my happiness and happiness.
25, an IBM interview question, with a monthly salary of 80 thousand, 90% people are wrong. Can you answer correctly? 1+2*3=, don't think too much, answer right away.
26. For me, running away in tears when I encounter unhappy things will only show how weak I am. Only eating good food is the best release for me.
27. Ask questions if you don't understand, but don't keep repeating them. If it is said two or three times, such repetition is quite unfavorable for children to develop good listening habits.
28. Every failure is the beginning of success; Every test has a good harvest; Every time I cry, I wake up; Every suffering has the wealth of life.
29. I wish I could suddenly call and tell me to go back and inherit hundreds of millions of dollars.
30. These used to be everyday life, but here, it is particularly relaxed and peaceful.
3 1, I recommend this insulation artifact that accompanies our two young masters, the children's insulation box of the cooking teacher, and of course some people call it the stewing beaker. Because the heat preservation performance of the cooker's heat preservation pot is good enough to directly stew uncooked rice with 100 degree boiling water, it is named "Manxiu".
I looked down, not giving up, but looking for money.
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