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This is my 500-word composition.
This is my 500-word composition. My name is Liu Jia, and I am a nine-year-old boy. He is a student of Grade Two 13 in Beifu Sports Center Primary School. I am tall and strong, and many uncles and aunts often ask me if I am in the fourth grade. Makes me happy and a little embarrassed? But I feel less embarrassed when I think that my mother says that being too short is not a good thing.
I have a big round head with shiny black hair. Let me tell you a little secret. Actually, I don't like washing my hair. I always ask my mother to remind me after washing my hair. But now I have changed a lot. Because of hygiene, you will be healthy.
I also have Zhang Yuanyuan's face and bright eyes. Every time I think of a question, my eyes twinkle. My mother says it looks like a little star. The eyebrows are curved and feel like two crescent moons. Dad laughed at me and said, "Jia Moer, your face is really' vast', and the sun, the moon and the stars live at the same time." My nose is fleshy, but such a fleshy nose does not affect its sensitivity at all. Every time mom and dad cook food, I can smell it from a distance.
Under the nose is my small mouth, which is very useful. You can taste delicious food, read books, chat and tell stories. I am very satisfied with my five senses, because although they are not perfect, together, I am unique. Mom said that everyone in this world is unique. So we should all strive to be ourselves and not leave any regrets for ourselves.
I have a good personality. My mother said I was a gentleman. Although I don't know what a gentleman is, I know it's wrong to lose my temper. I like doing things in a planned way. I like reading, skating, watching the news, walking around and observing interesting things.
This is me. Will you like me after listening to my introduction?
This is my 500-word composition. I am a simple careless little girl who loves to cry and laugh!
Although I love crying, I can't shed a tear when I don't do well in the exam. It can be seen that I am a contradictory body, strong on the one hand and fragile on the other.
In this semester's class cadre election, someone rejected me and said some shortcomings that I couldn't accept. I feel particularly sad and wronged. I tried not to cry, but finally I couldn't help myself and cried in public again. Once there is a grievance, I am the kind of person who needs to cry to be comfortable. If you keep it in your heart, it will be particularly uncomfortable. Looking back now, I am puzzled: why are people who are usually so strong defeated by such a trivial matter? It's a little shy to think about it!
I also have a strong side, which is different from others. Other girls cry when they fall, but I never cry. Other children cry when they get an injection, and I won't either. No matter how bad the conditions and environment are, I'm never afraid of hardship and fatigue, and I'm not as delicate as other girls, so I can enjoy it.
Besides crying, I am also a girl who loves to laugh and tell jokes. I remember that once the knight errant went out, as the host, I kept telling jokes to everyone on the long-distance bus, and everyone laughed so hard that the whole carriage was shaking! There are several team activities during the holiday. I will tell you some jokes when I sit down and rest when I am tired. I especially like reading joke books. I can not only make others laugh, but also be amused by myself and sometimes by others.
This is me, a contradictory girl, a girl who loves to cry and laugh, simple and straightforward. This is me, the unique me!
This is my composition with 500 words and 3 words. Every Saturday at noon, I go to the library to take classes, and here, there is a "role model" that I have been in contact with for three years.
His name is Sean, and he is a teacher in our library. He is in his forties, but because I sit far away, it looks like Mr. Zhang's hair is quite black, but as long as you look closely, it is all gray and not very shiny. Teacher Zhang himself has always said that short hair has many advantages: for example, you don't have to pay attention to your hair in public, you can save water by washing your hair, and you can save electricity by washing your hair without a hair dryer. Needless to say, I feel the same way!
His face is round, not like a woman's oval face, but looks like a pie, so he sometimes calls himself "Zhang Fatty". If you look closely at Mr. Zhang, you will find that he has a double chin and a messy beard. Maybe it's because Mr. Zhang is too lazy. Eyes as small as a crack, wearing a pair of black-rimmed glasses is very simple, like two small suns flashing under the refraction of a 600-degree lens.
His lips are like hot dogs. His lower lip is thick, as if there is a paper ball in his mouth. His upper lip is better, but a little upturned. My mother said that this phenomenon may be because I often pouted when I was a child, because my mother often warned me not to pout.
Teacher Zhang's body is five big and three thick, and he is like a tiger. If he blushes a little, he can really compare with Zhang Fei. They say we are yellow, but we are obviously wheat!
In our opinion, he is a humorous teacher. Sometimes it's serious. When you frown, it's like eating the person in front of the camera. If you are less courageous, you may even be scared into a cold sweat!
This is the "model" of our museum-Teacher Zhang!
This is my composition in 500 words. 4 "Look, this boy is really tall! Very nice! " Every time I see this boy, everyone can't help but exclaim. Indeed, this boy is 12 years old this year, but he is nearly 1.7 meters tall and strong. White skin and big eyes are very pleasing.
The boy likes playing basketball very much. Whenever the bell rings, he is the first boy to rush out of the classroom with a blue ball. When he was in primary school, he joined the school basketball team. Although he only won the seventh place in the competition, he was extremely happy. When he got home, he was so excited that he didn't know how to express it. Kobe Bryant, an American NBA basketball star, is his biggest idol.
This boy is always absent-minded and doesn't know where he is going. Once he went to school, brushed his teeth and walked into the bathroom with a cup and toothbrush, only to find that he didn't receive water to squeeze toothpaste, so he quickly turned around and delayed for a few minutes. I washed my face with a washbasin, only to find that I didn't boil water or take a towel. Look at this boy, what a good memory! After you wash your face, it will be seven o'clock. Alas, you rushed out with your schoolbag on your back and walked, suddenly remembering that you didn't bring your breakfast coupon and kettle. Alas, you were hungry all morning and thirsty in the afternoon. This boy has no memory!
Look, the boy is watching TV again. He spent most of his time watching TV, and his mother pulled out the TV cable. He immediately watched TV while eating, and his grades dropped. But she is not worried at all. She watches TV all day. It was not until the exam results came out that he suddenly realized that he had reduced the time of watching TV and concentrated on his studies.
This boy, who has been promoted to junior high school these days, is in a bad mood for some reason. Carry your back, hang your legs and be listless every day. Hey! How to do this? It's junior high school, and if it's still like this, it must be changed.
The boy has both advantages and disadvantages. He decided to correct his shortcomings in the future, carry forward his advantages and strive for good grades in junior high school for three years.
Who's this kid? This boy is me.
This is my composition, 500 words, 5 words. My name is Liu Ningning.
Everything in the world is unique, just like a stone, every piece is fragmented. When you pick up a stone, you will find many differences.
Then introduce me. I have a pair of eyes that are not too big, and my hair is black and shiny.
I have my own hobbies, such as listening to songs, singing, painting, and so on, but there are also some things I don't like to do.
I like dolls or plush toys since I was a child. There are too many such things.
There are cheerful Doraemons, lovely stray rabbits, slow turtles ... everywhere on the bed and desk, this is really a doll's paradise.
My parents said I was naive and I didn't grow up. Then I said, "I have a childlike innocence, and I haven't changed."
As soon as I went out to see the doll, my eyes lit up and I couldn't help walking in. I pretended to look at my parents with a pathetic expression, but my parents turned a blind eye to it.
However, I got these dolls in many ways. Once I let it slip, my father gave me a good scolding. Since then, my parents have stopped buying me such childish things. Every night, I will chat with them and say hello to them in the morning. I will live by my side and grow up together.
I also like listening to music. I am particularly sensitive to songs. I like to listen to Stickmen's songs.
I listen to music when I am bored every day to break my loneliness. Listening to songs is like flying, and your mood is improved by a hundred points.
I am stubborn. No matter what happens, I only believe in my own ideas. Once, I quarreled over a trivial matter. It's a girl my age, and her name is wrong. My father asked me to apologize to her. Don't worry, as long as I feel right, I won't apologize to others.
I still have many personalities, such as laughing, playing pranks, and so on. There are too many, so don't say it.
This is me.
This is my composition in 500 words. Hey, look, who is that fat man walking along the road with his schoolbag on his back? Haha, that's me.
Don't look at my chubby meat I remember when I was in kindergarten, because I quarreled with a child, the other person was furious and kicked my chubby ass, but I didn't move at all. Instead, he was knocked down by the impact resistance of my fat, fell to the ground and cried, saying that I pushed him down. Ha, you see, fat meat is not without benefits, at least it can keep you from being bullied.
However, my figure is not as fat as before. Now I've lost half my weight and lost a lot of fat. However, what depresses me is that the fat on my face can't be reduced. Please let me know if any students have brilliant ideas to lose weight. I don't want to keep getting fat, hehe.
Anyway, what about me? How can I put it? Average grades, but good popularity. I made many good friends when I first entered junior high school. By the way, I have a hobby-playing the piano. The piano only passed Grade 7. Hehe, don't laugh at me, even though I'm only level seven. I hope to pass the 10 level as soon as possible.
Yes, there was a military training some time ago. Let's talk about military training.
Such high-intensity training can make me a fat man secretly complain. I have to stand in the hot sun for as little as four hours every day, and I still don't have enough to eat for dinner. I'm so hungry that I can only eat instant noodles when I get back to my dormitory. What is even more frightening is that on the first night, the instructors seemed to collude. At twelve o'clock, we were asked to gather outside the dormitory urgently and trained a lot of "nonsense" before going back to the dormitory to sleep. We don't go to bed until eleven o'clock and have to get up at six in the morning. Plus this emergency party, no one couldn't help yawning the next day. For me, there are only two words-bitterness! However, these five days of military training have taught us to suffer hardships. Hey, hey, I lost a little weight, too. It seems that these five days' efforts have not been in vain.
This is me-a lively fat man. composition
This is my 500-word composition. Look, the boy sitting under that big tree, with shiny black hair, big eyes slightly closed and a book in his hand, is enjoying watching. Huh? Why does this person look so familiar? Look carefully, hey! Isn't this me?
Maybe it's because I am a monkey. My personality is like a naughty monkey. I like jumping up and down, climbing high and climbing low Once I went to the park to play and climbed a two-meter-high rockery to play. Who knows, I accidentally fell to the ground. Everyone is nervous, afraid that I will fall somewhere. But what about me? I got up from the ground, rubbed my red arm, made a face at everyone carelessly, giggled and ran to play again.
Although I am naughty, I am very helpful. At school, I sit in the back seat and my deskmate is a little nearsighted. Once, the teacher copied several questions on the blackboard for us to do. Unfortunately, my deskmate forgot to bring glasses, so I can't see the blackboard clearly. I was so anxious that I almost cried. As soon as I saw it, I copied it on a piece of paper, tore it off and gave it to her. Afterwards, everyone said I was helpful.
Speaking of hobbies, I have many, the first one is reading. In my home, there are three bookcases, all of which are full of my books. Once, I was lying in bed reading a book I had been longing for for for a long time. But I just watched it for less than ten minutes, and my mother urged me to sleep. I can't help it My mother's life is inviolable, and offenders will die! But the book is so tempting, it's right there! So, I waited for my mother to leave and peeked under the covers with a flashlight. Later, I was found and almost tore up my favorite book.
The second hobby is idolatry. I am an avid groupie. I admire the TF group, and the three of them are particularly handsome. They are indispensable to the stationery I use, the posters at home and on the wall. Once, in order to buy a special magazine, I emptied my pocket money for a month!
How's it going? This is me. Would you like to be my friend?
This is my composition. There is a lively and lovely sunshine boy. He has shiny black hair. Everyone says he is good-looking. There is a tall nose and a big mouth under his bright eyes. His ears are strange and he likes to move. And the brain is not ordinary! Guess who he is. Hee hee! That's me!
What I am most proud of is my brain, half full of wisdom and half full of imagination. During the exam, my brain "copied" knowledge, and then wrote it on the test paper like running water with a pen, so my score was the top three in my class! If I encounter a problem that I can't solve, it's time for my imagination to work. I will think of other words, or recall them, so that I can make a correct answer. I still have a whim in my spare time. For example, I imagine myself as a superman; Fall into the candy world; There is nothing to imagine outside the universe. I love reading and am good at remembering good words and sentences in books. I use these good words and sentences flexibly in my writing, so my composition is often rated as a model essay by the teacher!
Lively and happy are my other two characteristics. I like to be lively, so I am lively. I like playing games with my friends outside. I am sunny, too. If I sit in front of you, it's like drinking a "fresher orange", which is clear and refreshing. Of course, reflection is my greatest feature. I often comfort myself in bad emotions such as sadness, frustration and anger, and constantly reflect on myself to see if I am wrong. After reflection, it's my fault. I will take the initiative to apologize and try to correct it. If it's not my fault, I will forgive others. Finally, I will show a bright smile. Once, I quarreled with a classmate about one thing. We disagree. We are full of electricity and blazing flames. The electric shock is enough to cook a chicken. After the quarrel, they were unhappy, but I reflected on my mistakes in my mind. Soon, I was talking to others happily.
This is me, like playing ball, like reading, good at reflection, well-informed, sunny!
This is my composition. Our class has a notorious black iron triangle. These three people specialize in doing bad things. I don't know how many times I have been beaten, but I still have the cheek to do bad things. Among them, my deskmate Wei is the first of the "Black Iron Triangle".
He is not tall, a little fat, and his small eyes are shining. He always plays with a red scarf in his hand instead of tying it around his neck honestly.
He is untidy and always has a lot of inventory in his desk pocket. When he is in class, he will itch without a Lego and a star diamond in his hand. After class, it's hard not to eat a piece of French fries and chicken in your mouth. He doesn't pay attention to hygiene, and the secretions from his eyes, nose and mouth are smeared on his trousers, so he always has an unspeakable unpleasant smell.
He likes cheating. I played "scissors, stone and cloth" with him the other day. He gave scissors and I gave stones. When he saw that he was going to lose, he immediately turned into a cloth! I said he changed, he said he didn't, and I shouted, "You changed!" " "He hit him as soon as he got started. Fortunately, he was younger than me, so I grabbed his neck and missed him.
He is the "king of mistakes" in our class. Make at least one mistake every day. What ran to another class and made a scene? What almost fell off the balcony on the fourth floor? What ran wildly in the corridor and hit the headmaster? There are countless such mistakes. It is common to be invited into the office by the teacher. He absently listened to the teacher's instructions, walked out of the office and casually returned to the classroom.
Knowing that the school is a heavenly palace, I also want to be this the Monkey King. Finally, what was the result? Of course, I was crushed under the Five Elements Mountain, which was very uncomfortable. But he just keeps making mistakes and never stops. I also know Wei's character. In fact, he made mistakes for only one purpose: to attract the attention of teachers and get more attention. But the method is useless and the way is wrong, so it attracts painful criticism instead of attention.
This is my deskmate-Wei, a fat, dirty and error-making boy. If you look at his quality report, you will find that it is almost full of D, but the item of "frustration resistance" is definitely A.
This is my composition, 500 words, 10. Audience: From now on, listen to my jokes for ten minutes!
Hey!
Did you laugh? Although I look like an ordinary person, I have small ears, a small nose and a small mouth. It will be amusing to say it. With me, there will be laughter around you.
On the football field, the football match has become intense, everyone is playing football nervously, and the atmosphere is dull. When I received the ball from my teammate, I replied loudly, "The monkey fell to the moon!
"It won't be an arrow through the heart, will it?" The goal is scored.
Since we entered this "bullet", the competition on the football field has become more and more fierce. Everyone is happy regardless of the outcome, because we are happy, happy and strong friendship. Look, I can't do this without me!
At school, there is a rest after lunch. This is my funny show again. When everyone was listless, I immediately prepared my "secret weapon", only to see that when I was walking, I suddenly fell step by step, step by step ... Because of my plump figure and hitting the floor when I fell, I attracted the attention of the whole class, and then I burst into laughter in unison. What's more, he laughed his head off while clutching his stomach. Look, I can't do this without me!
And I, a funny expert, have a class just like the Monkey King went into the old man's blast furnace and became an ant on hot bricks. I can't snoop around, and I can't tell jokes with other students. If you don't do well, you have to accept the punishment ... let's listen carefully!
Funny experts should not be experts in practical jokes!
This is me, a unique me, a sunshine boy who loves to laugh. After listening to me so much, you laugh so happily!
Ten minutes!
This is my 500-word composition: 1 1. A few days ago, I came across a book called Hello Teacher, My Good Teacher, which talked about more than 400 "problem children" carefully cultivated by Li Shengzhen, even regarded as "hopeless" by his biological parents. Teacher Zhang Miya held the gate firmly for the students with her flesh and blood. ...
I remember before, I was addicted to mobile phones, thinking about them all the time, not listening to lectures in class, and I couldn't do my homework. So I came up with a bad idea. There are many people in my class with similar handwriting. You might as well change the name of your notebook before handing it in. Anyway, the teacher is not a fairy and won't know. But the clever teacher Fang found out. Teacher Fang called me to the office and said with a smile, "Fan Cheng, what's your number?" I frankly told my seat number to Mr. Fang, and the teacher put all the books whose names I changed in front of me and said, "But these books are not your seat number?" I was speechless and thought: great, the teacher caught me. Alas, who told me to do such a bad thing? The teacher said to me gently, "Fan Cheng, as the group leader, you should set a good example for the group members, but you didn't. On the contrary, you set a bad example for your classmates." If you make a mistake, the teacher will not blame you. The teacher will forgive you as long as you dare to admit it. " By the way, why don't you do your homework? "I told the teacher what happened in detail, and the teacher said humorously," It turned out to be this annoying mobile phone! ""Miss Fang and I were both amused by what the teacher said. Because of this annoying mobile phone, I have missed a lot of classes, and Teacher Fang began to help me make up lessons. There was a problem that I never understood, so the teacher taught me very tired. I was a little disappointed again. Time and again, the teacher encouraged me to say, "Everyone has problems that can't be solved, as long as you have confidence!" " After listening to the teacher, I regained my confidence. Soon, I understood the problem.
This is my teacher-Miss Fang!
This is my 500-word composition. 12. My nickname is Doudou, not Struggle, but Big Dipper. Mom said I want to be the brightest star.
I am nine years old and I am in the third grade of primary school. If you see a tall and strong little boy in our class, it's me.
I like reading all kinds of extracurricular books, and I admire all kinds of heroes in them. I especially like watching Sherlock Holmes. I dream of becoming a detective like Sherlock Holmes. I also like to watch the Romance of the Three Kingdoms. Zhao Yun is my favorite character, and I also like to watch the Water Margin. I dream that one day I can also be a hero who helps me when I see injustice.
Of course, I especially like watching TV and cartoons, among which I like the Dragon Knight, Sail, Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf best. I sometimes laugh, and my parents don't know what I'm laughing at.
My biggest hobby is playing basketball, and I sign up for basketball training classes every issue. Maybe many years later, I will be a master of orchid irrigation on the basketball court, and my name will be as loud as Yao Ming's.
I also like to dance street dance, and sometimes I do all kinds of cool and handsome moves while walking. Mom can't help laughing when she looks at it.
Of course, I also have many small problems, why sometimes I eat slowly, only eating meat instead of vegetables and fruits. I like to sleep late in the morning and stay in bed. Forget about hygiene. Desks and schoolbags are always in a mess, and you forget to study when you play. Not generous, and so on. But I must try my best to correct these shortcomings.
This is my handsome, honest and a little shy boy. I hope everyone can make friends with me.
This is my composition of 500 words 13. She is nine years old and a clever little girl. She has curved eyebrows, a pair of delicate big eyes and a smooth tongue. She likes reading books. You know who she is. Yes! She is me, Li Yufei.
After school, as soon as I got home and put down my schoolbag, I told my mother: I'll rest 10 minutes before doing my homework. This is my exclusive reading time! Holding Shen's animal novels, I seem to hear the desperate cries of endangered animals and the sad songs of weeping blood that impact the soul. When I suddenly heard Ding and Ding's voice, I felt sorry for what happened to the animals. Then my mother reminded me: Niu Niu, it's been ten minutes. Did you hear the alarm clock go off? I was still immersed in the sea of books and only said: Oh, right away! I went on reading. I read it for a long time, but I didn't mean to close my writing homework at all. My mother urged me many times before I reluctantly put down my book and did my homework.
I also read a book before going to bed at night. If you look at it, you will be involved in the story carefully written by the author. If you ask me to put down my book at this time, I will never do it. So no matter how my mother urged me to go to bed, it didn't help. At last, my mother couldn't help but say to me loudly: Li Yufei, put the book down quickly, or I'll turn off the light! When my mother saw me, she just replied in a daze: OK! Right now! But there is no following. I have to calm down and turn off the light. I have to put down my book. Although I have closed the book, I have been thinking about the content of the story and can't sleep for a long time.
This is me! A total bookworm. Do you like me like this?
This is my 500-word composition. 14. Hello, I'm Dai Yuan. I'm nine years old. I have shiny black hair, bushy eyebrows, a pair of copper eyes and a glib mouth under my tall nose. I am Aries. Let me introduce myself! Let you know me better.
My personality: kind and generous. Once, when we went to a reading class, naughty Tong Panhua took advantage of my inattention and deliberately mixed me with his feet. I didn't see it. I fell. My head almost hit the top corner of the fire extinguisher. I stood up and was very angry. Tong Panhua said beside him, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry." At that time, I saw Tong Panhua's fear. I knew in my heart that Tong Panhua was intentional, but when I saw his fear, I remembered a sentence in my heart: Forgiving others means helping others! I forgave him.
My hobbies: reading and listening to music. I like reading very much. Even the bookcases in the study are not spared. Every time my parents go out, I will say to them, "Don't forget to buy books! So my parents often call me a nerd. Once, it was time for bed, and I was still reading. My mother came over and said, "Dear daughter, it's time for bed. I'll watch it tomorrow! " "I don't want to, but I don't know how to make my mother angry. So, when my mother wasn't looking, I secretly picked up a book, stuffed it into my stomach and went back to my room to sleep. I went to bed, picked up a book and began to read. Who knows, my mother has been on sentry duty for a long time and secretly came to see if I was reading. Unfortunately, my mother found out, and my mother was very angry. I had to reluctantly put down my book and go to bed. In my parents' mobile phones, in my parents' computers and in my computer, I recorded music and ordered songs, as many as the stars in the sky.
However, my biggest shortcoming is carelessness. Sometimes I forget things, and my temper is better from time to time. I will definitely get rid of these bad habits in the future and set an example in the eyes of my classmates!
This is me. Is everyone clear? If you want to know me better, come and know me! In Songgang No.2 Primary School, Baoan District, Shenzhen, 4 1 class!
This is my composition 500 words 15. Home is a happy post, and home is a warm harbor. Many warm things happen in my family every day. Look, there is a game at home today.
Mom and dad are sitting on the sofa watching the food competition. I looked at them intently and said to them; "The food on TV must be delicious. Why don't we have a food competition at home? " My mother thought it was very interesting, so she readily agreed, and my father raised his hand in favor.
The first contestant is Ms. Xu, and the second contestant is the host Mr. Zhu. Of course it's me. "Go!" With my order, a food competition began. Let me introduce the game. I saw contestant number one squeeze some vegetables into juice first. I was puzzled and asked Ms. Xu what to cook. Ms. Xu smiled mysteriously and said; "You will know later." I'd better go and see how contestant number two is doing. I saw that player No.2 sliced mushrooms and sausages as if to make soup. I asked the second player curiously, and the second player also sold it, smiling without a word. Let me see the result later.
About twenty minutes later, my mother's work, Ms. Xu, was put on the table first. It turned out to be a "unique chrysanthemum": a lovely sausage boat and a row of egrets were placed on the plate, and the vegetable juice played a decorative role, which was perfect. Mr. Zhu's cream mushroom soup is also served. Two people's works made my mouth water, but only one person won. So I said slyly; "Today's game has no result. Everyone is working hard. Comment next time. " Then the wolf spat and swallowed it.
Mom and dad looked at me and couldn't help laughing! This is my home, a home full of laughter.
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