English jokes told to children

People who can tell jokes are people with good popularity, so we should get closer to some joke kings. Now I am also the king of jokes! I have collected and sorted out children's English jokes. Let's laugh together and collect them with great popularity!

An English joke for children: Two people who are not very clever are going to cross the desert. Because they didn't have enough money to buy a car, they decided to buy a camel.

The camel dealer promised them that if they made sure that the camels were full of water before leaving, the camels would take them across the desert. They took the camel to the puddle, but the camel didn't drink water. Finally, the first man said, "I have an idea. Why don't I put his head in the water and you suck his ass?". In this way, water will be sucked into his body like a straw. " The second intuition thought for a while and finally agreed.

After a while, the first man asked, "Is this useful?"

The second guy replied, "I think it's feasible, but you must hold his head up a little bit, because I'm making mud."

English joke 2 for children: Milk Three guys were driving on a boring road because their car overheated after driving for a long time. Tired, hungry and thirsty because of the long journey, they are very willing to spend the night anywhere. Fortunately, they saw a pasture about a mile ahead with hundreds of cows in it. They decided to spend the night there. So they went to the headquarters and asked the ranchers if they could spend the night here. However, the rancher left for a day and no one was there. Tired from the journey, they decided to sleep with the cows instead of walking forever. Each of them sleeps under a cow.

A man said, "I'm hungry and thirsty. What shall we eat and drink?"

Another person suggested drinking milk from cows, because they were lying under the milk sac. So they began to suck and drink.

The first man said, "My milk is so good. I have finished it, and now I am full."

The second guy said, "My milk is so good. I drank it all, and now I'm full."

The third man said, "My milk doesn't taste very good."

The first and second men then said to the third man, "well, try the other nipple. That one may be out of milk."

The third guy shouted in confusion, "but why does my cow only have a long nipple?" ? "

English joke 3: I was surprised to learn that my 72-year-old mother dared to drive 900 miles to see me in a 12 car. When asked about her. Make out, just tell me ... until her second night. She has filled up the gas tank and has no money to stay in a motel.

I was really surprised when I heard that my 72-year-old mother drove 900 miles to see me in her 12 old car. When I asked her how she did it, she told me that she was fine, but the next night, after filling up the car, she couldn't afford to stay in a hotel.

"What did you do?" I asked.

? So what did you do? I asked.

"Well," she began. I'm driving through this town and I feel sleepy. A policeman pulled me over and asked me if I had been drinking. When I told him no, he wanted to know why I was knitting everywhere on the road, and I explained my situation. Come with me. He ordered. Then we drove to a motel, where the friendly police officer paid for my accommodation.

She said:? Hi, when I drove to this town, I felt very sleepy, and a police station stopped me. He asked me if I had drunk, and I saidno. The police asked me why I was driving around the road. So I explained my situation. He ordered:? Come with me. ? So, we drove to a motel. The police paid for my hotel room.

"When he left," mother continued. He turned to me and said, my lady, the next time you go to see your daughter, please go another way. ?

Mom went on to say:? When he left, he turned to me and said, Madam, next time you want to see your children, please take another route! ?

Four English jokes for children: A girl's name When our great mother was born, we named her Miles because I was a beloved father, even though my family warned that the name was too masculine.

A few years later, when I felt that Miles was old enough to understand, I explained to her: Your name is very special. I named you after my father because I love him very much. I know he will be proud of you.

Miles thought it over carefully and then said, I know all this, mom. But I don't understand why my grandfather has a girl's name.

The girl's name.

When our daughter was born, we named her Miles, after my beloved late father, but my family warned that the name was too masculine.

A few years later, I think Miles is old enough to understand. I explained to her: your name is very special. I named you after my father because I love him very much. I'm sure he will be proud of you.

Miles thought it over and then said, I know all this, mom. But I don't know why grandpa has a girl's name.

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