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Why do most people think that there are no good companies in campus job fairs?

Text/yellow vernacular

It is another year's school recruitment season, but this year's school recruitment is earlier. In previous years, it was 1 1 month and1February. After the National Day this year, major companies started a school recruitment war, especially those universities with a valuation of 2 1 1 and 985.

This game has been played since school and in the workplace. Students feel that there is no counterpart company and no good company. The company feels that there is no matching student, either superior or hard. This is a common problem in the whole workplace.

The university I came to this time is Hushan University, which has a thousand-year history. The whole department of Linzhi has basically come to half of the country, and the leaders of other major departments have also come, all of whom are professional re-examination officers. Because it is said that this school will recruit more than 100 students, accounting for one-third of the total enrollment of Shanmei Group. Shan Mei Group has the habit of recruiting fresh graduates since ancient times. The salary of fresh graduates is low and it is easy to instill culture. Of course, this also needs a complete training system, otherwise, this batch of fresh graduates will not be able to stay. After all, students' ideas are also very rational, and the salary just graduated is not important. What matters is whether they can learn something and whether the company atmosphere is good.

The whole process of school recruitment is to give lectures for half a day in the morning, take exams in the afternoon and conduct interviews the next day. The presentation will be divided into leadership speech, company introduction and alumni question and answer session. The examination is mainly based on majors, and then the corresponding examination rooms are divided. The interview is mainly divided into the initial examination of the human resources department and the second examination of the department, and then the general manager of the company interviews the general manager after admission. In fact, the last link of school recruitment is just going through the motions.

The hotel's accommodation at night was originally said to be a luxurious big bed room for Huang Xiaohui, but Huang Xiaohui insisted on a double room. Because everyone didn't want to share a room with Huang Xiao Hui, everyone found a good accommodation partner in advance and left Linzhi, which is the rhythm of having to live with Huang Xiaohui. Linzhi said helplessly that he was under great pressure. Why doesn't everyone want to share a room with Huang Xiao Hui? She is the leader, and you can't refute anything she says, right or wrong. Second, Huang Xiaohui is overbearing. Generally speaking, you have no chance to speak. She thinks she knows everything, knows everything, and is an expert. You speak politely in front of her like a pupil, sometimes like a retard. Third, Huang Xiaohui likes preaching and swearing. For example, if you say something wrong together, she will immediately scold you with an unhappy face. Pay attention to what you don't understand. Don't worry, say you can stop 1.2 seconds and think about it. Think about it, it's okay to be strict at work, but who can stand the tension in life?

In the evening, after going to the room with Huang Xiao Hui, Linzhi tried to be vigilant and talk as little as possible, and asked Huang Xiaohui to listen to Linzhi while talking. Huang Xiaohui said that after Linzhi returned this time, you should quickly organize the assessment of internal grassroots lecturers. I didn't do this last year. I think many grassroots lecturers are beginning to relax. While speaking, Linzhi was somewhat absent-minded. Huang Xiaohui immediately snapped at him. Don't just listen, remember, you don't know what to do later. Linzhi can only take a notebook to remember. Linzhi Human Resources Department consists of four groups: recruitment group, training group, assessment group and salary group, in which the training group consists of three people, one supervisor and two commissioners.

When I got up in the morning, Linzhi obviously felt uncomfortable in her throat, thinking it was the rhythm of wanting to catch a cold. Linzhi has summed up the whole process of his cold. First, his throat is uncomfortable with phlegm, then his nose is blocked, and then he coughs and has a fever. Basically, a cycle lasts for 5 to 8 days, and it is basically the same whether he takes medicine or not. But Linzhi insisted on getting up early to buy breakfast. In fact, this is mainly to help Huang Xiaohui buy breakfast. Because Linzhi went out for breakfast on business and didn't bring it back to Huang Xiaohui, he was severely scolded by Huang Xiaohui. Linzhi was very surprised. How can there be such a leader now? It is generally believed that the mentoring system is a story of the 1980s and 1990s, such as lifelong being a teacher and lifelong being a father. After buying breakfast, I found that Huang Xiaohui hadn't got up yet, so I didn't dare to call her, because once before, when Huang Xiaohui was resting, Linzhi called her to remind her that it was time, and she was scolded. Don't I know it's almost time, which means she set the alarm clock herself. Linzhi's shouting only surprised her good dream.

The two-and-a-half-hour lecture in the morning soon ended, and the whole process was wonderful. Huang Can, in particular, as an alumnus of Hushan University, can be said that the whole speech was full of emotion and emotion. Although I don't agree with Huang Can, there is no denying that the stage in Huang Can feels really good. On the stage, whether it is talking about professional knowledge or those short stories in the workplace, even if it is just a small joke, it seems that the rhythm is so good and the plot is so wonderful. Looking at the students off the field, the whole mood was mobilized. In the question-and-answer session, the students are very active, and almost half of their hands are raised every time they ask questions. Seeing this scene, combined with his experience of entering the workplace for half a year, Lin Zhi suddenly felt a little besieged inside and outside. I especially want to go to work when I am at school, and I envy the working atmosphere of white-collar workers in the workplace. When he arrived at the workplace, he found that it was actually a big dye house with all kinds of disgusting things in it.

Linzhi's suspicion of catching a cold has been confirmed more and more, because the sputum has obviously increased. Linzhi has always been prepared, always holding his own cup and drinking boiled water. Because I have been drinking boiled water, I often go to the toilet during invigilation in the afternoon. On the way back to the invigilating classroom, I went to an empty classroom and recalled the warmth of my student days. It happened that this scene was discovered by Huang Xiaohui, who thought Linzhi was lazy in invigilation, and severely reprimanded Linzhi. Linzhi wanted to explain that there was another person in the invigilator's classroom, but she didn't think it was appropriate. She wanted to explain that she just went to the bathroom, but she was too lazy to explain to her.

The next day, another day of human resources preliminary examination and departmental professional re-examination was conducted. I spent the evening reading papers, reading the written test that I didn't finish yesterday, and counting the interview scores today. In fact, there is a black hole, that is, the objective written test that can truly reflect the level only accounts for three points, while the subjective interview accounts for seven points. For example, if you score 80 points in the written test and 70 points in the written test, then your final score =80*30%+70*70%. If you are a poor student, your score can be increased by 10, you can get an additional 10 if you get a first-class national scholarship, and you can get an additional 10 if you get a second-class provincial prize. Of course, these are details that students don't know. The company will follow a principle: attach importance to the combination of practice and theory, not the combination of theory and practice.

The bad news is that Linzhi's cold is getting worse and worse, and she starts coughing. Does Linzhi fight with himself to take medicine or fight hard? This is a difficult problem. In fact, more chilling than a cold is Huang Xiaohui, the roommate and leader. Because Linzhi coughed again in the same room, another student just showed Huang Xiaohui the test paper because Linzhi was not sure about it, and in the process, Linzhi coughed violently. Huang Xiaohui immediately showed disgust, coughed badly, asked what to ask, and dodged. Linzhi suddenly turned pale and asked himself why he was so angry. Since childhood, she has never been so humiliated and tortured since she joined the company. Go to the hotel park to calm down and get rid of the embarrassment of being in the same room with Huang Xiao Hui for the time being.

Sitting on a bench in a small park downstairs in the hotel, watching the hazy moonlight in the sky, I have mixed feelings. I suddenly feel homesick when I think of my parents I haven't seen for half a year. What is home? No matter how cold and hard you are outside, your family will never abandon you. You can always get the energy you need at home. Home is the source of everyone's strength. While meditating, Linzhou came back from running to say hello. Hey, why is Sister Lin standing here alone? Linzhi reluctantly smiled and said, didn't you forget to go out for a run at night on business? Linzhou said that it is uncomfortable to get used to not running for a day, while laughing at himself that there are very few things he insists on now. You should also have something you've always insisted on. Linzhi thought, I don't think so, except for reading and writing experience. Linzhou said this is not bad. After graduation, many people seldom touch books, let alone write them down. Yes, reading books, taking notes and writing your own thoughts are things that Linzhi has always been proud of. For ten years, three or five books have been recorded every year. Linzhou looked at Linzhi's expression carefully again, as if he had just shed tears. He immediately felt a little heartache and asked, what's wrong with you today? Scolded by the leader? Linzhi was surprised how Linzhou knew. Linzhou understood Linzhi's expression. The first night, I heard Huang Can say that you lived with Huang Xiao Hui, and I knew it was normal to be scolded. Linzhi probably said what he was scolded yesterday and today. Linzhou comforted that if you want to overcome it, Huang Xiaohui is still very experienced in human resources. You just need to know that your main purpose now is to learn quickly. As long as the goal is achieved, it doesn't matter if you suffer a little more twists and turns. After all, you finally made a profit. Linzhi said, I understand the truth, and sometimes I can't accept it psychologically. Linzhou said that my first internship unit was in the workshop. If you do something wrong, the master will directly scold you, what nonsense college students, stupid as pigs and so on. Bloody than what you are being scolded now. Linzhi doesn't believe it, really? Then how did you suffer? Linzhou said, I am optimistic, and I will still smile with you. Master, don't be angry. It won't be my loss to study. If you get angry and hurt yourself, it's your loss, so you can't punish yourself with my mistake. Linzhi will be very happy to hear that, then your master will be angry with you. Sometimes it is. When you are unhappy, someone will listen to you. Even if he just doesn't talk, it will be much better for you to vent your feelings. Sometimes the best way to treat sadness is to listen to other people's sadder stories, and you will feel less sad. As the saying goes, happiness is based on the suffering of others. Going back to the hotel and passing by the pharmacy, Linzhou asked Linzhi to wait, and quickly bought two boxes of cold medicine for Linzhi. She also joked that Sister Lin was really fragile. Originally, Lin Zhi wanted to refuse to tell him that she caught a cold behind her back every time, but the words came back to her mouth. After all, it's always good to be cared about, especially when she was killed.