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Grandma came to Shanghai to play the year before last and took me to the streets. Passing a fruit shop, I was attracted by the fruit inside. Grandma saw my heart and led me into the shop to choose my favorite fruit. As usual, grandma still has to pick three apples and four bananas, look inside and out clearly, and bargain with the shopkeeper to try to be cheaper. When it was time to pay, grandma handed me a hundred-dollar bill, and the boss calculated it with a calculator and handed me a pile of small change. Grandma took the money, put it on the counter and counted it one by one. I'm in a hurry to go back to eat fruit. I took my grandmother's hand and said, "Grandma, go home quickly. I won't give you more. " Grandma counted slowly and said, "What's the hurry? The counter makes it clear in person, and you will not accept the account when you leave the counter. " As she spoke, she said hesitantly to her boss, "Boss, how much should you give me?" "Fifty-three yuan, you can't go wrong." The boss leaned forward and reached out to help grandma count it. "But you gave me 93 yuan. I must have overpaid. " Grandma spread out the money in front of her and took out forty dollars to return to the boss. The boss said to his grandmother in surprise, "Aunt, you are really a good man. I just gave you a fifty-dollar bill as a ten-dollar bill. If you don't find out, my business is gone. Thank you, thank you! " The boss thanked me again and again, broke off a banana and stuffed it in my hand, which was turned back by my grandmother.
On the way back, I quietly asked my grandmother, "You didn't say anything when people asked you for more money. Isn't this money ours? " Grandma said, "be honest, it's not yours." If you take it, you will lose your conscience. " Although grandma still likes bargaining and haggling as before, I have changed my opinion of grandma. Grandma can live and save money, but she will never accept ill-gotten gains. I think grandma is really something.
(Thinking about the topic by yourself ...) Forgot to adopt thanks.
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