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What is the most annoying thing that you encounter when you go home during the Chinese New Year?
As the saying goes: Rich or not, go home and celebrate the New Year! Every time on the eve of the Spring Festival when I see others busy grabbing tickets, I really want to go home.
But every time I come home, I will encounter some very annoying things within a few days, and then I want to escape from there as soon as possible and continue to grow obscenely in the city.
Now, let me talk about some of the annoying things I encountered when I went home for the Chinese New Year:
One: The interrogation of the seventh aunt and the eighth aunt!
Oh, when I talk about these seven aunts and eight aunts, I can still feel my body shaking and my anus tightening!
When I was in school, I would be interrogated by them every time I was at home during the Chinese New Year: How many points did you get in the final exam this time? Where do you rank in the class? Did you get a certificate? Which university are you planning to attend? .....
Later I graduated and started working. Every time I returned home during the Chinese New Year, my seven aunts and eight aunts would start asking again: Where do I work? What does the company do? How much do you pay per month? Have a girlfriend? Where are you planning to buy a house? How much do you want to buy a car? When will you treat us to a wedding banquet? .........
Now my house has been buried, I got married, and I bought a car. But every time I drive my wife home to celebrate the New Year, my seven aunts and eight aunts will continue to ask: Is my wife pregnant? Why don't you have children when you are so old? How many children do you plan to have in the future? Should your wife take care of the child, or should you leave it to your hometown and let your grandma take care of it? Where will you go to school in the future? .......
Well, it’s good to say that they are all elders and they care about me, but every time they come from the Zhang family and the Li family, they inquire about it and then get together. Comparing ourselves with each other has made us, who have been growing up for many years, no longer know how to get along. Do you think I am very annoyed!
Two: Net!
This is the 21st century, the Internet information age! We young people cannot live without our mobile phones and computers every day!
But every time I go home and play with my mobile phone during the Chinese New Year, I get very annoyed! First of all, don’t even think about 3G Internet access. Once you open the web page, it will be dawn! Although the 4G signal is stuck, it still works. But this traffic is basically used up in two days...
But what about our king pesticide! What to do with our circle of friends! What to do with our various live broadcasts! What to do with our little lover! ...
Sigh, I don’t know what those operators think. A broken traffic is divided into intra-provincial and extra-provincial. Those of us who work outside the country spend the rest of the year on I have all the outfits I need to show off when I go home, so how can I have extra money to buy such expensive traffic!
So, every time I see a mobile phone that can’t do anything except take pictures, I get really annoyed!
But again, we haven’t seen each other in person for a year. It’s not good to just lower your head and hold your phone after chatting for three to five minutes when we get home. I still recommend that you spend more time with us. Family!
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