Jokes are suitable for primary school students.

Teacher: Why don't you wash your face every day? Breakfast residue is still on my face.

Student: Guess what I ate, teacher.

Teacher: Jam bread.

Student: Teacher, you guessed wrong. That was eaten yesterday.

One day in Chinese class, the teacher asked me to make sentences with the words "de, de, de".

As a result, a classmate in the class stood up and said, "mom said our land will be postponed!"

3. In Chinese class, after the teacher finished the idiom "Seeking fish from the wood", please come up with another idiom with similar meaning. A boy replied, "Kill the goose that lays the golden egg." The teacher corrected: "Wrong, trying to find fish from the edge of the tree means that the direction and method are wrong and we can't reach the goal."

The man calmly replied, "teacher, I killed a rooster!" " "

4. Teacher: Can you tell me what your ideal is?

Pupils: Eat well and dress well.

Teacher: Can your ideal be higher?

Pupils: Eat well and dress well.

5. A classmate's composition in the second grade of primary school: "I went to my grandmother's house in the country this weekend, and the mountains were full of cooked potatoes, hanging on the branches and swaying in the wind."

6. Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework?

My classmate: It's too cold today. Dad uses my homework to make a fire to keep warm.

After the final exam, the teacher criticized me for my poor performance in class. He said, "XXX, how did you get such a small score?" When the whole class averaged, you seriously delayed our class. "

I was puzzled after listening, so I raised my hand and asked, "Teacher, our class is not a pig, but also divided into front and rear legs?"