Two jokes of Xiaoming

1. Xiaoming: My name is Xiaoming. I once saved an injured tiger in the forest and set it free after recovery. One day, I saw it when I was passing through the forest. It looked at me, I looked at it, and we all ran to each other. When we were only two meters apart, I suddenly realized that I had made a mistake. ...

Tiger: I am a tiger. I just moved to a forest. Just now, I found someone looking at me and running towards me. I ran towards him at once. When we were two meters apart, he took out his mobile phone and showed a frightened expression on his face ... Now, I am enjoying delicious raw meat slices.

Tree: I am a tree. Recently, a new tiger moved around me. Just now, I saw a man running to the tiger excitedly. I think this man may be crazy. I saw that when I was only two meters away from them, the man suddenly showed a panic expression and took out his mobile phone ... Now the tiger is eating raw meat slices.

(Haha, take out your mobile phone)

The teacher asked the students, "What do you want others to say to your body after you die?" Xiaohong said: "He was a famous dancer before his death"; Xiao Gang said: "He was an outstanding scientist before his death"; Xiao Ming said, "it moved ... he didn't die!" " Teacher: Get out! "

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