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There is a travel novel named Feng Qiqi.

Ghost king's gold medal pet princess

When I turned it over, it turned out to be an ancient version of Cinderella. Her sister was not only robbed of her fiance, but also promoted by her father to celebrate-

Joke! She's always been the only one who killed anyone. When will it be their turn to be arrogant

Hit her? All right! A needle makes you unable to lift your right hand again!

Scold her? All right! Kick you off the ice lake and feed the carp!

Assassination? All right! Let you not see the sun tomorrow!

What? Let her celebrate the bloodthirsty ghost king whose eight wives suddenly died on their wedding night?

No problem! She is a mulatto "witch", it will be interesting to see which of them is more bloodthirsty! Who is more ruthless!

Only when she married into the palace did she know that the ghost king was completely different from what was rumored outside.

Not only do you have strange poison in your body, you take medicine every day, and you have to bear the pain of bone erosion every full moon night.

The man's weak appearance made her gradually put down her guard and felt pity.

She swears, who told him to do this? She wants a thousand times, no, ten thousand times!

It's just that this man doesn't seem to be what he looks like …

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Fragment appreciation one

"Wang, Jing report pestering the princess-"

"Castrated."

"Shangguan master sent a love letter to the princess-"

"Cut."

"The imperial concubine spite the princess-"

"ruined."

"Magic domain rob our territory-"

"Find out their master, male, come out; Female, send to the military camp. "

"The king, the owner of the demon domain is the princess ..."

"oh? Make way, give the site to the princess! "

"This is ..."

"Tell the princess that mine is hers-"

"This ..."

"My people are hers, what's more, a thing apart-"

"Uh ..."

"Didn't the princess take a fancy to the infinite palace before and give it to the princess!"

"Poof ..."

"Ask the princess what else she likes, whether she wants the throne or not, and the king also took it!"

"Boom-"A bodyguard fell down, foaming at the mouth and convulsing all over.

Fragment appreciation ii

"Miss, someone paid a big price for this uncle's head." Outside the curtain, the man in black stood respectfully, while inside the curtain, the woman nestled in the man's arms.

"How much is it?" The woman giggled.

"Five thousand two hundred gold."

"It's really cheap ... Ye, why don't you give me 10 thousand, and that's it-"The woman's delicate fingers lit a flame on the man.

"If I say no-"The man holds a woman's soft ti and pecks at her lips.

"Ruthless, issue a' death curse', and those who kill the ghost king will be rewarded with 22,000 gold, plus' the best killer of the year'."

"Seven son but want to murder her husband? ! "The man rolled over and put the woman under him.

"Sir, if not, how can I make sense?"

"Don't you dare!"