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Abalone classical Chinese
Bao: Chinese characters in China generally refer to fish and surnames.
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salted fish
Add abalone, I haven't heard it for a long time. -"Six Books of Confucius' Family Language"
Another example: abalone room (the house where abalone is stored); Abalone room (room where abalone is stored); Boss (the boss of abalone). A shop selling salted fish. Metaphor is a place where little people live together.
Abalone, another name for mullet. That's abalone. Gastropoda mollusk, seafood treasures, shells as medicine.
Marine shellfish of the genus Abalone of Gastropoda Prebranchiata.
Guttenner [Tanner]. Bao Ren (the official in charge of leather processing. Also used as a leather craftsman)
surname
Baolao
Baolo
The characters in ancient dramas wore masks and amused people with their funny performances.
Bao Guoan: A famous actor.
2. People who are loyal to me are also good at searching for classical Chinese at the turn of the century.
I often travel with Bao Shu's teeth, and Bao Shu knows his talent. Guan Zhong was poor and often bullied Uncle Bao, but Uncle Bao finally satisfied him well and didn't take it for granted.
Bao Shu worked for the son of Qi, and Guan Zhong worked for Gong Zijiu. Xiao Bai made Huan Gong, the son died for a long time, and Guan Zhong was imprisoned.
Uncle Bao then went into Guanzhong. It is also Guan Zhong's plan to use it to take office in Qi State, monopolize it, unite with the nine kings and conquer the world.
Guan Zhong said, "I tasted Bao Shujia when I was in trouble and shared wealth with him. Uncle Bao didn't treat me as greedy and knew I was poor. I tried to find a job for Uncle Bao, and I was poorer. Uncle Bao doesn't think I'm stupid, but he knows when it's good or bad.
I have tasted three officials and three people, and I am driven by you. Uncle Bao doesn't think I'm evil, but he knows I'm not in trouble. I have tasted three wars and three walks, and Uncle Bao is not afraid of me, knowing that I have an old mother.
Miyako was defeated for a long time and was called to die suddenly. My prisoner was humiliated. Bao Shu doesn't regard me as * * *, knowing that I am not ashamed of trifles and my fame is not seen by the world. My parents know steamed stuffed bun. "
Uncle Bao is in Guanzhong, under him. Children and grandchildren were born in the state of Qi. They had feudal lords for more than ten generations and were often famous doctors.
There are not many sages in the world, but there are many uncles who can know people. Guan Zhong, whose real name is Yi Wu, is a native of Yingshang.
He used to associate with Bao when he was young, knowing that he was very talented. Guan Zhong lives in poverty and often takes advantage of Bao Shu, but Bao Shu is always kind to him and keeps this kind of thing to himself.
Later, he served the son of Qi, and Guan Zhong served Gong Zijiu. When Li Xiaobai became Qi Huangong, Miyako was killed for a long time and Guan Zhong was imprisoned.
Bao Shu then recommended Guan Zhong to Huan Gong. After Guan Zhong was appointed, he was in charge of the politics of Qi, so his thought was successful. He gathered governors for many times to unify the world, all according to Guan Zhong's strategy.
Guan Zhong said: "When I am frustrated, I often do business with Uncle Bao, and I often get more by sharing money and profits. But Uncle Bao didn't think I was greedy for money and knew that I lived in poverty. I used to work for Uncle Bao, which made him even more embarrassed, but Uncle Bao didn't think I was stupid and knew it was because of favorable and unfavorable timing.
I have been an official for many times and been dismissed by the monarch for many times, but Uncle Bao doesn't think I have no talent and knows that I haven't met a good opportunity. I've fought many battles and fled many times, but Uncle Bao doesn't think I'm timid, knowing that it's because I still have my mother.
Miyako failed for a long time and died for him. I was imprisoned and humiliated, but Bao Shu didn't think I was shameless. He knows that I am ashamed of not sticking to details, but my fame is not famous in the world. My parents gave birth to me, but Uncle Bao knows me! "Bao Shu, after recommending Guan Zhong to Qi Huangong, is willing to live under Guan Zhong.
Bao Shu's descendants have enjoyed their salaries in Qi for generations, and more than a dozen generations have had fiefs, often becoming famous doctors. Therefore, the whole world does not praise Guan Zhong's talent, but praises Bao Shu's ability to identify talents.
3. Uncle Bao Zi translated from classical Chinese, also from Pingyang, Taishan:
Uncle Bao Xun was born in Pingyang, Taishan. In the seventeenth year of Jian 'an, Mao Bixun became prime minister. In twenty-two years, he established a prince, with Xun as his second son and Wei County West as a captain. Prince Guo's younger brother is a collector in Quzhou County. He stole official cloth and should be abandoned by law. The prince wrote a few strokes of calligraphy to confess his sins, but Xun did not dare to do it well, so he was listed. I was decorated in the East Palace before. I kept my integrity, but the prince couldn't please me. I am very satisfied with this matter. If the county line truce is overdue, Mi Yi will be exempted from respecting officials and will worship history for a long time. Wendi was in Zen, and every time he respected Chen, "The urgency is only in the military and agriculture, and he is generous to the people." Ty Xie Yuanyuan should be regarded as the queen. "Emperor Wen will go hunting, and Xun will stop to travel. Emperor Wen began to hunt in fear after destroying his watch. He stopped halfway and asked the courtiers, "Hunting is fun, why is it like eight tones?"? Ye Liu, the waiter, said to him, "Hunting is more interesting than entertainment. "Infidelity, shun your majesty exaggerated. Please discuss the charges of the Qing dynasty. "The emperor is angry, stop and call him the right corps commander. Huang Chu four years, ministers named Chen Qun and others as imperial envoys. The emperor had to use it, and he was not afraid. In the autumn of six years, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty wanted to woo Wu and remonstrate with him. The emperor was very angry with him, so he moved Zuo Xun to take charge of books and enforce the law. The emperor returned from Shouchun and moved to Chenliu County. It's an honor to be the prefect of Sun Yong. At that time, the camp was not completed, but the standard was set, and the evil deeds did not take the right path. Liu Yao, the commander of the military camp, tried to push but didn't lift it. When the army returned to Luoyang, Obsidian was guilty and honored, and Obsidian's secret table was solved privately. Zhao Yue: "Xun refers to a deer as a horse and takes Ting Wei in." Ting Wei proposed: "The sentence is five years. Three officials retorted, "According to the law, the fine is two Jin." "The emperor was furious and said," Honor has nothing to do with it, but you dare to do it! "Zhong Qiu okada and others ask for honours is guilty. Emperor forbid, hence Zhu Xun. Scholar experts can practice and practice cheaply. On the day of death, there was no money left at home. After the twentieth anniversary, Wendi also collapsed, sighing and hating for Xun.
Translation:
Uncle Bao Xun was born in Pingyang, Taishan. In the seventeenth year of Jian 'an, Mao called Bao Xun Prime Minister. In the twenty-second year of Jian 'an, the prince was established, and Bao Xun was named a middle-aged son, and he was appointed as a captain in the west of Weijun. When Prince Guo's younger brother was an official in Quzhou County, he robbed the official cloth. According to the law, he should be punished as "abandoning the city". The prince personally wrote to Bao Xun many times to intercede for Mrs. Guo's younger brother. Bauson did not dare to indulge the criminals on his own initiative and brought all the crimes to court for punishment. When Bao Xun used to work in the East Palace, he insisted on justice and perseverance. The prince doesn't like him at all. With this incident, his resentment is even greater. Just when the soldiers in Baoxun's area had the wrong rest time, the prince secretly ordered the lieutenant to recall Baoxun's office. After a long time, he was awarded Paulson as a counselor. After Emperor Wendi acceded to the throne, the Sermon often said, "The most important thing now is to be lenient with the people and benefit them. The palace garden should be put in the back. " Emperor Wendi wanted to go out hunting, and Baoxun stopped the chariots and horses and presented the throne. Wendi personally tore up the throne and still concentrated on hunting. During the break, Wendi Deng asked the ministers around her, "What kind of fun is hunting compared with listening to music?" Ye Liu, the waiter, replied, "Hunting is not just music." Bao Xun took the opportunity to say, "Ye Liu is flattering and disloyal. This is an overly false statement to flatter your majesty. Please let the relevant departments discuss the charges and make the court clear. " Wendi's face changed with anger. After hunting, he returned to Korea and put Bao Xun as the right corps commander. In the fourth year of Huang Chu, ministers such as Chen Qun recommended Bao Xun as an imperial envoy. Wendi had no choice but to appoint him, and the officials respected and feared him, showing no disrespect. In the autumn of six years in Huang Chu, Emperor Wendi wanted to conquer Wu, but Bao Xun protested strongly face to face. Wendi hated him even more, and he was demoted to protect the books and enforce the law. Wendi returned from Shouchun and was stationed in Chenliu County. Sun Yong, the satrap, met Wendi and came out to see Bao Xun. At that time, the wall of the military camp was not completed, but it was just marked. Sun Yong took a detour and didn't choose the right path. The barracks ordered Liu Yao to punish him. Bao Xun cancelled the punishment for Sun Yong because the moat and the city wall were not completed, and did not report to his superiors. When the army returned to Luoyang, Liu Yao committed a crime. Bao Xun played to recall Liu Yao's official position, but Liu Yao secretly played to show Bao Xun's private recall of Sun Yong. Emperor Wen wrote, "Bao Xun refers to a deer as a horse. Arrest him and hand him over to Ting Wei for punishment. " Ting Wei was convicted according to law: "sentenced to five years." Three officials retorted, "According to the law, I will be fined two Jin of gold." Emperor Wen said angrily, "Bao Xun has no birthright to live. How dare you indulge him!" "Qiu Zhongyu and other ministers begged Bao Xun to reduce the crime. Wendi refused, so he killed Bauson. Bao Xun was self-cultivated, loyal and generous, and there was no extra property at home when he died. More than twenty days after Bao Xun's death, Wendi also died, and there was no one who did not sigh for Bao Xun.
4. Read the following classical Chinese and complete the following questions: 1:C: 2: D: 3:B: 4:( 1) Bao Chu blamed and listed the thieves' sins, pointing to their mother, and the thieves tied them back to Bao Chu's mother.
(Numbers, list crimes, 1 min; Unbind, unbind, 1 min; Sentence fluency, 1. (2) Bao Chu thought it was dangerous to take the mountain road by car. It was better to carry his mother on his back and carry her to the village alone with a bamboo basket.
(The first "to", that, 1 min; Negative, back, 1 min; Cage, basket, 1 min; Smooth, 1 minute. As for Bao Chu, he was not educated in ethics. (65,438+0) He was born in nature. Although walking in the fields, (65,438+0) What's the difference between him and those sincere gentlemen? (1) Small problem 1:.
5. For deep-sea fish, please refer to the article mentioned in classical Chinese below. With the article title, you should be able to find it:)
1. According to Records of Historical Records of Qin Shihuang, Qin Shihuang died of illness in a sand dune, and Qin Ershi secretly refused to send out an obituary to cover up his body odor. Abalone here refers to fish with Chinese sauerkraut. It was not until the Ming Dynasty that people gradually renamed mullet abalone. Volume 9 of Ming Metabolism's Five Miscellanies records: "The sound rushes into the sound, and today's reading is valuable." Zhou Liang workers in the late Ming and early Qing Dynasties pointed out in Volume IV of Book Shadow: "When mullet leaves Jiaozhou, it is called abalone." Jin Kun, a A Qing writer, also said in The Towel Box: "My voice is thin, and I enter the tone. Reading in the north is flat, so squid is called squid; Now the south is also harmonious, and the south and the north are also harmonious! "
2. Seafood in ancient poetry, for reference:
[1] "Guo Chaoshan Zuo Shi Chao" Volume 13 "Eliz Miscellaneous Work".
[2] "Yuan Jianban Letter" Volume 444 "Gun" poem.
[3] The Biography of Han Follwed.
[4] Wu Liangchuan, a native of the Eastern Han Dynasty.
[5] "Records of the Three Dynasties in Ancient China, Qin and Han Dynasties, Three Kingdoms and Six Dynasties" Volume 15 "Please offer sacrifices to the first king".
[6] "Full Tang Poetry" Volume 614 "New Autumn is Three Things".
[7][ 16][22][26][27] "Five Miscellaneous Notes" Volume 9.
[8][ 12] Book Shadow Volume IV.
[9] "Three Holes in Qingjiang River" Volume Sany "Eating Gun". According to this poem, see Guo's "Castle Peak Continuation" Volume III.
[10] Danyang Collection Volume 18.
[1 1] Dongpo Continued, Volume 1.
[13] "Exposed Book Pavilion Collection", Volume 10 "Li's review of sending fresh shad in the city".
[14] On cymbals, Volume 76.
[15] Fragrant Hills Collection, Volume 8, Total Food.
[17] Xiao Minji Volume 1.
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[19][20] Volume 43 of Wen Zhong Ji, Zhou Yuqing, Jiangxi Mei and Liu Shi are far-fetched, encouraging each other with the same words, with their own notes.
[2 1] "Songshan Collection" Volume 4 "Xie Jiu Xiang Linjiang Army Yellowbird".
[23] "Mei Cun Ji" Volume 10 "Sea Cucumber".
[24] "Historical Materials of China in the Record of the Korean Li Dynasty" Part VIII.
[25] North Korea's "Li Chao Shi Lu" Yingzong Volume.
[28] "Casual Mail" Volume XII.
[29] "Homesickness and Pastoral" Volume VIII.
[30] "Clearing banknotes, Diet".
[3 1] Tea and Tobacco Collection (Volume 2) Xi Poetry Society of Qing Yin Bo.
[32] "Kind Yunxian Pavilion Ci Gui Zhixiang Xi Poetry Club"
Needless to say, other things like sea cucumber and shark's fin are easy to find.
6. Baojun Classical Chinese Translation 1. Once upon a time, a man used a rope net to catch a roe deer, and he caught a roe deer. The owner didn't find it. A passerby stole the roe deer away. Passers-by felt too embarrassed to think about it, so they put an abalone in the net and left. When the master came back and saw abalone, he was surprised to think it was a god and dared not take it back. A temple called "Baojun" was built here. Later, many people believed in the patron of this temple. When sick people pray for the protection of God, they get better by chance, not to mention that this God is very clever. Seven or eight years later, the man who put abalone in the net passed by the temple and asked what was going on. The villagers told him truthfully. The man said, "This is the abalone I put in the net! There is no god! " Since then, people no longer worship Baojun. ..
2. Original text
People used to set traps to catch fish eggs, but they didn't feel it. A pedestrian stole it, but he was heartless and left with abalone in his pocket. When our host came, he got abalone in the pond. He thought he was a god and dared not return. So he built a house and a temple, and named it Baojun. Those who serve too much, get sick or recover occasionally in the future will be called God. 1978, the owner of abalone went to the bottom of the temple and asked him why. Nye said, "This is my abalone. Why is there a God? " So it is a rest.
3. Meaning
This classical Chinese text illustrates a truth: everything should be carefully thought out, calmly analyzed, investigated and asked. Don't blindly believe in unscientific things and joke, and don't steal from others. Take the initiative to explore things and dare to question them.
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