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It is said that several Northeasters went to Beijing to discuss business, and they succeeded. I am very happy to go to the Grand Hotel to celebrate.

After sitting down, a man said that the waiter brought a bottle of wine. The waiter brought a bottle of wine. How much did the man ask? The waiter said 2800, the man said "open" and the waiter opened it. The man went on to say, "I'm kidding." It's too expensive to drink, so I thought about drinking some tea and called "waiter, tea!" " The waiter begins to check "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8". That man is in a hurry. "pour tea!" The waiter hurriedly "eight, seven, six, five". Northeasters quit. "What are you counting?" The waiter quickly said, "I am a dog."

The northeast man shouted, "Get your manager for me." When the manager came, the northeast man said, "Look at your waiter. Let her serve tea, she will count. Let her pour the tea. She would count backwards and ask her what she counted. She also said that she counted dogs. " The manager smiled apologetically. "I'm sorry, she's new here and doesn't understand, but she's not lying. She really belongs to a dog. "

After dinner, a bowl of turtle soup was served. The northeast man asked, "waiter, can I drink this turtle soup?" "The waiter said," Sir, tortoise, it just drinks soup. "

Drinking and drinking, these people saw, alas, there are eight eggs. One man said, "Waiter, give us eight eggs." The waiter smiled and said to them, "sir, you can't divide it." There are eight of you and seven eggs. "