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Are there any more boys like this? Marry him if he has you!
1. He is a virgin.
2. He likes to sleep with you, hold your waist, and leave immediately if he touches your breasts. He will never ask you to take off your clothes, let alone want you, because he doesn’t want to Get you dirty.
3. When you wake up in the middle of the night, tuck the quilt for you, put your hands under the quilt, and kiss your forehead before going to sleep.
4. What you want will be on your table after a while.
5. I am often jealous but don’t let you know. The surface is still the same as before.
6. Try to adapt to your lifestyle and life circle.
7. Treat your friends friendly and treat them as your own friends.
8. Give yourself enough face in front of your friends.
9. Frequently mention stories about you in front of friends.
10. When we lived together, I made dinner in the morning and woke you up. I squeezed out the toothpaste for you and put it there. When I called you, I gently pinched your nose, and then said: "Slacker, it's time to get up." ! The sun is shining on your butt!
11. Put your photo on the bedside, kiss you every night, and say: Good night, baby.
12. I plan to stay with you for the rest of my life and never leave you.
13. He avoids smoking and drinking because of you. Without your company, he will never go to those feasting places with his friends.
14. Save money to buy you a wedding ring, a house, and a car.
15. What I like most is when you are behind him, putting your head on his back and saying: I love you, idiot.
16. For you, I am willing to give up a lot, including giving up my job.
17. Keep your photo album in your phone and wallet.
18. When you are sick, he will sometimes skip meals and will not tell you that he cannot eat.
20. I am not used to calling you by your name, I am only used to calling you by your nickname.
21. If you are angry with him and tear up your photos, he will stick them together piece by piece and treasure them even more.
22. When I miss you, I write or forward a large diary for you to read. I hope you can feel his love.
23. When he is sad, he wants to call you and ask you to make him happy and tell him jokes.
24. Remember the day you started getting along and always remember how long you got along.
25. He calls you every day. If he doesn’t contact you for a day, he won’t be able to sleep. He can chat with you until he forgets his sleepiness at night. He doesn’t bother to ask you if you are sleepy until very late. Because he feels sorry for you and your body won’t be able to bear it.
26. When I miss you, I don’t often think about sex.
27. I always want to hold your hand or put my arms around you when we go shopping together.
28. When walking together on the road, I want to be on your left.
29. I would rather let my clothes cover you in the cold weather than let you get cold. It doesn’t matter if you let yourself get cold and still say that you are a man.
p>30. I have blocked female netizens I don’t know for you.
31. I will always give you the initiative and never do anything you don’t like.
32. I won’t get angry or speak loudly with you.
33. Treat you as an indispensable part of his life and body.
34. He will create a QQ group exclusively for you.
35. When eating, I will think of breaking the chopsticks for you and picking out the meat for you to eat.
36. I like to kiss your forehead, hold you in my arms, and touch your face back and forth with my face.
37. When you break up with him, he will shed tears, or he may cry and beg you not to leave him, because he loves you very much.
38. Give you trust and won’t often pick on your friends of the opposite sex.
39. If you die, he will want to never marry, and even want to die with you.
40. He will give you gifts that you like.
Strong recommendation: If there is a boy who can do any of the above 8 things, then marry him! That's right.
........................16, you have to work hard to marry he.
.............................24, even if you are shameless, you have to get married he.
..................................32, even if you risk your life Want to marry him.
........................40 items! Yes, I have? It is estimated that this kind of boy has become extinct a long time ago, or perhaps there is no such thing. Is there really such a thing as love in the world? So what if I’m tired? Let’s talk about my sad mood
I’m strong and can be like this. I’ve been tired for so long and given so much, but in the end I’m alone. Why do you do this to me
I care too much and just keep it in my heart. No one can understand. I have always behaved very well. In fact, I am also a little woman. I also need love and care.
Men, please be strong for yourself Women are more gentle and distressed, because they are strong on the outside but fragile on the inside.
It is not easy to be a strong person. You often trouble others, how do you repay your kindness and blame?
As a woman, don’t be too strong, otherwise it will be hard.
How are you? May you be happy. May you be safe. Let happiness surround you.
Don’t be too tired or too miserable. Pay attention to your health and take care of yourself. Good night?
I don’t care about what you say to me. What I care about is what you did for me. Do I still need to say such a question? Don't you feel it? I don’t want to say anything more, just experience it for yourself!
How can it be so good? Someone has always been alone and has no money. Let him borrow some words. Yes, don’t let your parents worry. Someone is also sad, and He doesn't have any love anymore, he just cares about his children. Sometimes, he gets upset and really wants to break up with him. However, his heart and forbearance, he really wants to leave him and it doesn't matter anything.
Just come here to be grateful. Don’t love yourself to the bone. This will hurt. No one can help you. If you want to be happier, you don’t have to worry about everything. Just relax and be yourself. You don’t want to be too tired.
p>If you love the wrong person, you must know how to let go. Don’t force it if it’s not yours, and don’t try to keep it without dignity~~
Every heart needs to be treasured in the heart, and don’t hurt it casually. Otherwise, I really won’t be able to get him back. I hope that everyone who is with me will treat him sincerely and sincerely!
The past that cannot be returned should be let go as soon as possible. The gorgeous turn is still the scenery
One person's indifference will eventually silence another person
If you love the wrong person, you must know how to let go. It is not yours, don’t force it, and don’t try to keep it without dignity~~
Love has become numb to me. I don’t know what his love for me is? _?In his heart, I am not as good as anyone else. He would rather not say anything anymore. In the days to come, I will treat him the same way he treats me. I will never exchange my sincerity for him again. Twenty percent indifference and deception
How could someone who loves you be willing to neglect you? How could he be willing to make you sad and shed tears?
Never marry a man who has nothing but love, and don’t be a woman who can’t give you anything but love.
In fact, you know best how a man treats you.
If a man really cares about you and is willing to do anything for you, then that is called true love.
It depends on what kind of man he is. Careless men will not give gifts on any holiday
Good love is to see the world through a man. If a man loves you, he will I’ll pamper you for no reason
I’ve heard people say that you can’t even mess up your balls, but I’ve never heard of people praising me and pampering me
I just feel mutual respect! I don’t feel pampered!
Why do you say love is a liar? No one cheats and makes fun of himself. Good night!
If a man really loves you, no matter what you look like, you will be the best in his eyes
Nowadays, men’s hearts can’t be understood. It’s not what I like anyway. The kind of man I like, the magnanimous one, he has gone somewhere.
He will only bring me pain, nothing more than deception. "Do you believe in fate?" "I will believe that you are in my fate."
1. I don't believe it 520, I only believe in 502, one drop will last forever, just three seconds, and will never be separated.
2. Is it because I am too fat that I can’t get into your heart?
3. I refuse every brave person to run to me, because I will wait for you to come and smile at me in these clean years, no matter how long it takes.
4. I prefer good morning to good night because no one will think of me when they wake up.
5. Do you believe in fate? I believe if you are in my life
6. Sooner or later I will meet a boy who holds me in the palm of his hand, and he will eventually make up for the time he was late in my life
7. I like you, I can do anything for you, just go away
8. Your every gesture, every frown, every word and every deed, even a look, an action, a back view, a Looking back, it's all in my heart.
9. If you don’t think I am out of tune, I will sing you a unique love song.
10. Your boyfriend cares about your weight, and your husband cares about whether you have eaten enough.
11. If one day you see me wearing ten centimeter high heels and heavy makeup, knowing how to smoke, drink, fight, and curse, and be able to make jokes and have feelings, then at that time , the girl next to you should be as pure and innocent as she is, she should not smoke, drink, fight, or curse, and be gentle, virtuous, and considerate to you. I will definitely stand in front of you, point at her, and tell you that I was like this before. Yes, but you didn’t cherish it.
12. I am just used to having you, not that I am indispensable without you.
13. It is said that a person will meet about 29.2 million people in his lifetime, and in the vast sea of ????people, the probability of two people falling in love is only a minuscule 0.000049.
14. There is no such thing as a perfect match in this world. We can only make efforts to become more and more suitable for each other.
15. After I can’t see you, I realize that quarreling is also a kind of happiness
16. If a girl often mentions a boy’s name, whether it is praise or abuse, there is only one subtext She loves him.
17. Others laugh at me for being whimsical, and I laugh at them for not understanding my love for you. Others laugh at me for wasting my life, and I laugh at them for not understanding your importance to me.
18. Everyone who doesn’t want to fall in love has someone in his heart who can’t let go.
19. No matter how many years or how many lives pass by, I can still recognize you in a crowd.
20. You can ignore my feelings, squander my enthusiasm, or even ignore my frustration, but one thing you must understand is that the love that everyone can give is limited. Yes, whether it is a friend or a lover, if you make me feel powerless, sooner or later I will leave you and I will never come back.
21. The person who loves you in the beginning wants you. The person who loves you to the end wants to be with you.
22. Without you, even if you give me the whole world, I still have nothing.
23. If you like someone, chase him. Don’t worry about being ugly, he might be blind.
24. I am not afraid of waiting, I am just afraid that if I wait until the end, you will not choose me.
25. Love can be simple, but it cannot be casual. My smile can be given to anyone, but my heart can only be given to one person.
26. What if our relationship fades away? I will chase you again. Marry me, my dear
Minmin, maybe my sincerity is not enough; It's not very appropriate, so you may still not really understand my sincerity. My dear, how much I want to be with you every moment, chatting and imagining the future, just like what you said about me, I hope we can talk face to face all the time. Yes, I was thinking about this scenario, and I also wanted you to be by my side, taking the trouble to listen to me telling me everything I wanted you to hear, but I felt that I was so selfish and did not consider your feelings and thoughts. Sorry, my baby.
I miss you more and more every day, and you seem to be in my life. I communicate with you heartily every day, and I don’t want to leave a trace of free time. But I know that those are all my own meditations in my mind, not reality. But I believe that you will know the dialogue in my heart. You have already got the message without my conveying it. Because you understand me completely, my thoughts cannot escape your delicate feelings.
When I heard that you would be willing to be with me and that you would be my bride, I was crazy with joy. When I pointed out that I was ready to wear it, you But told me it was just an April Fool's gift! In an instant, I turned from ecstasy to ecstasy. Even on this day, I suffered pain that I had never felt before, a heart-breaking pain! My soul seemed to be leaving me. I abandoned the job I was proud of and locked myself in my room. No water came in. I thought I would slowly dry up in this space where no one knew or came. This soulless body has nothing to love in life, so how sad is death!
I care about you too much, maybe you are too good, which makes me feel frightened, worried about gains and losses, afraid of losing you, because I don’t have the confidence to grasp it.
Maybe it was you who woke me up. You were right. No one would believe me if I proposed to you on April Fool’s Day. It’s not your fault. It’s just that I didn’t think of this. Just like you said, If you agree, I'm afraid it won't be true.
I haven’t given up yet, I’m still struggling
I really appreciate your coming. It’s you who made me understand what love is and how real love is. No. If you don't believe the rumor that there is no real love in the world, at least we are such an example.
What is the heartbreaking love? I didn't feel it before, but this time I felt it. This feeling made me realize that pain and beauty coexist, and that love is both sweet and painful. This is how I summed up my experience of love.
I like to feel and experience this kind of pain, it is a beautiful pain. When we get old, we will dig out our memories and savor these sweet memories in sweetness.
Minmin, come on. Continue our love, use our mutual sincerity to resolve everything that time and space have brought to us, and for the sake of our beautiful tomorrow, we will welcome the vast journey and painful psychological struggle. Don't be afraid of the hesitation around you, and don't lose your already beautiful present. For our future reunion, silently bless us.
Dear baby, I still want to say the words from the bottom of my heart to you again: Please believe in my loyalty and sincerity, I will use my heart to care for you and use everything I have to care for you. To make you happy forever, in your life I will use my solidity to resolve your unknown confusion and worries. I will use my relatively burly body to shield you from the wind and rain. I will use my sincere heart to protect you. You find a way to no longer worry.
My dear, don’t hesitate, marry me and be my bride. April Fool's Day has passed, and the beauty of sincerity has long been by your side.
Look, I beg for your support with my sincerity. I have changed from a powerful general to a humble slave. I want you to become my noble queen. I will use my sincerity to impress your hesitant heart. Come on. , come to me, be my bride, hold my tender hand, and be with you forever.
Minmin: Accept it! I have turned my love for you into a chariot of ten thousand chariots, embracing the splendor of ten thousand blessings and planting eternal evergreen for you. Marry me, my dear. I'm waiting for your answer!
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