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Stories of poets in Tang Dynasty
Li Bai was a very clever boy since he was a child. At the age of five, Xiao Li Bai sat by the window and began to shake his head and recite famous articles loudly. He only needs two or three times to memorize the contents of the book without any difficulty. Because Li Bai always does his homework well, the teacher likes Li Bai very much and often praises him in front of the children. However, Li Bai is also a playful child. Like other children, he inevitably has some shortcomings. One day, the teacher was still lecturing, but he was distracted. He stared out of the window with big eyes and remembered the story of golden carp told by his mother last night. Li Bai thought, "Those little fish are wearing golden scales and shining in the sun. It's really beautiful. However, will their beauty attract bad people? If someone catches you, you won't be able to swim freely. It's a pity. " Look, Li Bai began to fall into his own fantasy world. Seeing Li Bai waiting for a while, the teacher knew that he was not listening carefully, so he stopped the class and said angrily, "Li Bai, stand up and repeat what I just said." Li Bai woke up suddenly and stood up hurriedly, but he couldn't say a word. "The students are laughing at me!" Li Bai's face turned red, and he felt extremely embarrassed. On the way home from school, Li Bai was still angry with himself. Suddenly, he found a white-haired old woman grinding a thick iron bar by a clear stream. The old woman grinded very hard, and big drops of sweat rolled down from her forehead, but the old woman just raised her hand and wiped the sweat with her sleeve, and then continued to grind the big iron bar. Li Bai was very curious to see the old woman grinding the iron bar so hard. So he ran forward, came to the old woman's side, gently pulled the old woman's skirt and said politely, "Hello, grandma. Excuse me, why are you grinding this big iron bar? " The old woman continued to grind her iron bar intently and said without looking back, "I want to grind it into a thin embroidery needle." Li Bai's eyes widened and he pursed his lips and said, "Can such a thick iron bar be ground into a needle?" The old woman turned to look at Li Bai and saw his unbelievable appearance. She stopped what she was doing, squatted down and said kindly to Li Bai, "Good boy, as long as you work hard, iron bars can be ground into embroidery needles!" " Li Bai seemed to suddenly understand a profound truth and nodded vigorously. This incident left a deep impression on Li Bai and had a positive impact on his future study and life. Later, whenever he encountered difficulties in reading, he naturally thought of the teaching that "as long as the kung fu is deep, the iron rod is ground into a needle", so he refreshed himself, summoned up courage and worked tirelessly. For a time, he even moved to a Taoist temple to study hard in order to concentrate on his studies. It is with this spirit that he read a lot of books, which laid a solid foundation for the success of his poetry creation in the future.
Poet immortal "descent"
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