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Find some jokes that play tricks on people. Just like: Q: Why do mice fly? Answer: I took the elixir of life. Q: Why do snakes fly? I ate the mouse. Q: Why do eagles fly?
1.) Chocolate and rice cakes are fighting at the seaside. Who will be kicked into the sea?
Rice cakes, because of chocolate bars.
2.) A pair of lovers, the man went to sea to fight, gave the woman a ring before leaving, and promised to marry her when he came back.
Two years later, the man didn't come back, and the woman was heartbroken and threw the ring into the sea. Three years later, the man came back, knowing that the woman was very sad after she left, and went fishing. As a result, he dropped something What are you?
The ring is so romantic. . .
Correct answer: The rice cake was kicked into the sea by chocolate.
Later, the man caught a fish, ate it and ate something hard. Guess what?
A: The ring.
Answer: No, it's fish bones.
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