Humorous jokes of two people

1. The couple rode a tandem bike for an outing and rode on a big slope. While panting, the husband said, "This slope is really difficult to climb. I'm exhausted." "The slope is too steep. If I hadn't been stepping on the brakes, I was afraid I would slip. " The wife wiped the staff and said.

2. A group of masons build a wall for people, finish it in the dark, and the leader calculates the wages. The employer asked, "What about those people?" Answer: "They are all very busy." At this time, I heard someone shouting outside the new wall: "Hurry up, this side can't hold on!" " "It turns out that the wall is crooked, and those people are carrying it with their arms. They can't leave without paying.

The father said sternly to his daughter's boyfriend, young man, you only take my daughter to the movies and sit in the coffee shop every day. Can't you do something else? The young man said in surprise, you mean you can do other things?

Ellie went to the place where she first dated her boyfriend: suddenly, she noticed another couple hiding in the bushes making out. So she immediately called her boyfriend and told him that someone had discovered our secret rendezvous place. Then. . . . She heard her boyfriend's cell phone ringing in the bushes.

5. A boyfriend and girlfriend meet to go camping. At night, the man felt that the wilderness was very dangerous, so he took a stick to his girlfriend and said, you take this stick for self-defense, and I will go outside to guard the camp!

7. The father said sternly to his daughter's boyfriend: Young man, you only take my daughter to the movies and sit in the coffee shop every day. Can't you do something else? The young man said in surprise, you mean you can do other things?

8. Tell you a sad love story. The hero and heroine of the story have to betray their beliefs and bear the ruthless eyes of the world before they can come together. There is only one sentence in this story-"Teacher, you must follow the old woman!"

9. A young soldier in the naval hospital dictated his letter to his wife to a kind nurse. He said, "... the nurses here are not beautiful. "The nurse protested," Isn't it a bit rude of you to say so? "

10. Confucius, Mozi and Laozi met the Jade Emperor. The Jade Emperor is taking a bath with the Empress Dowager. Confucius and Mozi peeped under the window and were discovered by the Jade Emperor. The jade emperor sighed with emotion: "I'd better be an old man, honest man!" " Confucius and Mozi replied, "No, I'm short! He went to move bricks. "

1 1. A Dai said to his girlfriend emotionally: Although I am not as handsome and noble as awei, and I don't have much savings, I am very touched that you love me! Girlfriend: I have a request. Can you give me awei's telephone number?

12. In order to make my wife happy, I have given up smoking, drinking and gambling. Then she must be very happy? A: Not really. Now she wants to scold me, but I can't find a reason. My mouth is full of bubbles!

13. A Dai is 30 years old or single. One day, he found a wallet embroidered with the words A Fang and his phone number. A Dai was very excited. She thought it was a godsend, so she dialed the telephone: Excuse me, is Miss Fang there? That end: grandma, your phone!

14. Peng didn't go home at night. The next day, his wife asked him where he had been. Peng: I went to Lao Wang's house. Wife: I called Lao Wang and Lao Wang said you weren't there. Peng: Lao Wang didn't come home last night.

15. The prospective son-in-law went to see her parents-in-law. Prospective father-in-law: You must ... Prospective son-in-law is excited: I will take good care of her! The prospective father-in-law shook his head: I mean, you must take good care of yourself after marriage!