Funny copywriting suitable for sudden cooling

Funny copywriting suitable for sudden cooling

1. The wind is so cold that it blows away my temperament.

The temperature dropped so suddenly that my electric fan was not turned off before.

Fortunately, there is no date, otherwise we would go out on a date in such a cold day.

Cold medicine is cheaper than clothes, bear it or endure it.

I'm not cold without returning your message, but my hands are cold.

6. It's not cold at all, just a little shivering.

No matter how cold the weather is, we should live a thriving life.

8. Without love and long pants, the weather in Guizhou is really bad.

9. The recent ghost weather makes me feel like opening the refrigerator every time I open the door.

10. Cold is just a word. I'll only say it once, and the rest will be replaced by snot.

1 1. Cold as a joke, life is like nonsense.

12. My feet are cold. I want to borrow hot wheels for a few days.

13. Today, the wind said to me, "If it doesn't freeze, you count me as a loser.

14. This sudden cold is not called cooling, but quick freezing.

15. Everyone searched for him and rummaged through the wardrobe for long pants.

16. The damn weather is as cold as a bad man's heart.

17. It's seven degrees outside and thirty-seven degrees in your arms. Don't you get it?

18. I can't be Altman. I didn't cry. I woke up today, but I couldn't find Qiu Yi Qiuqiu.

pants I cried.

19. Make more money when it's cold, because clothes in autumn and winter are much more expensive than those in summer.

Yes

20. Take care of yourself when it is cold. Wearing thick clothes makes you look fat.

Yes, make others afraid.

2 1. The meat that has been raised at a lot of money is useless at all, and it will still be cold when the wind blows.

22. If you are cold, you will get deep ~ Add clothes and don't get sick.

23. There is a yearning for autumn water, and there is a cold feeling that I forgot to wear long pants.

24. The only thing I can put down now is chopsticks, the only thing I can't get out.

This is a quilt.