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Kneel for height! Heroes, help me! ! !

Xiao Ming has just learned the unit of length, and he is a little confused. When I got home, I said to my father, "Dad! Yao Ming is more than 200 meters tall! " Dad said solemnly, "Then he has to change his name!" " ""change what? " "Call far away! Yao Ming, who plays basketball, is over 200 cm tall. "

Actor A anxiously looks for the director: Didn't you say that I should play the role of Wu Dalang? Why did you change people again? The director said impatiently, How many times have I told you that you are not tall enough to play Wu Dalang?