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Who is the demon that almost tempted Tang Priest?

In fact, after seeing The Journey to the West, many relatives fixed the Tang Priest in a limited text. Can you read general records in front of Buddha? Tang priest's westward journey, although he met several beautiful women and enchanting demons, was really a spiritual mind, as still as stagnant water. Is Tang Priest's Buddhist heart firm? No, in the selection of Buddhist practitioners, Guanyin once turned into a beautiful woman, and all parties interviewed her strength. The Tang Priest was unmoved and chose her. In fact, Tang Priest has other hobbies. The hidden story should start with the Tang Priest himself. When Tang Priest was born, his mother fell in love with his father. At first, she compromised with the thief and knew that she was pregnant with her husband's flesh and blood. In order to save her husband's blood, she followed the thief. Why did Tang Priest abandon the river when he was young? The reason is that the Tang Priest was born, and he was physically different, regardless of sex. His mother was heartbroken, raised him as a shemale, abandoned him, and gave him up, but later he was helpless to wander in the river and was fated to live forever. When Tang Priest was rescued, he was raised in a mountain temple. There are monks in the temple, who know the cause and effect and have a good medical skill. So he cut and repaired the organs for Tang Priest and had sex-change surgery. Tang Priest is a shemale. The preference for men is often called homosexuality. In fact, before Tang Priest went to the Western Heaven to learn Buddhist scriptures, he made friends with the abbot of the temple every night. Li Shimin, King of the Tang Dynasty, why do you call Tang Priest your brother? Although Li Shimin has 3,000 harem beauties, she has a hobby of loving men. You didn't see the look in Li Shimin's eyes when he sent Tang Priest on the road. Tang Priest is a charming man, and Li Shimin is gay. The affection between Tang Priest and Li Shimin also deeply hurt the abbot who saved Tang Priest. After the Tang Priest left the temple, the old abbot hanged himself. Besides, on the way to the Western Heaven to learn Buddhist scriptures, Tang Yan met a cow, and he couldn't help falling in love with it. Why do Tang Yan and Wukong have many contradictions? Every time, he said a spell. Because the Monkey King refused to accept Tang Yan's love, Tang Yan repeatedly declared that he would rather die at the hands of monsters than live in pain every day. He couldn't get the love of Wukong, but after Tang Yan fell in love with Niu, he was so jealous that he forced Niu to leave Princess Tiefan. In fact, he was jealous. The Monkey King borrowed a banana fan. In fact, it was the Tang Priest who asked the Monkey King to seduce Princess Tiefan and destroy the relationship between Niu Wangmo and his wife. The Monkey King resolutely refused to do it, and the Tang Priest read the spell desperately. Wukong almost died at his hands. No choice, Wukong can only apologize to his eldest brother Niu Wangmo and seduce his sworn sister-in-law. It is said in the book that the Monkey King drilled the belly of Princess Iron Fan, but it is actually a famous festival to corrupt Princess Iron Fan. Tang Priest secretly sent the Monkey King to destroy Princess Tiefan's reputation, and secretly told Princess Niutiefan that she was disobedient and let Niu catch him in bed. Why does Niu Wangmo hate the Monkey King? I believed the Tang Priest's words and saw the Monkey King and Princess Tiefan on the spot. From then on, Niu and his wife turned against each other and fell in love with Tang Priest. The Monkey King, an honest man, will certainly not accept Master's love. In Monkey King Thrice Defeats the Skeleton Demon, Tang Yan recited the spell over and over again, and Tang Yan knew it was a monster. He deliberately found fault with the Monkey King and forced the Monkey King to submit. In the girl country, the king fell in love with Tang Yan, not because Tang Yan didn't dare to break Lust, Caution, but because he had no man's function. Later, he was driven out of his daughter country by the king, because the king knew that Tang Yan was a transvestite. Later, Tang Priest was confused with Tathagata, causing Tathagata to harm the Monkey King and the Monkey King. It is Tathagata who wants to deliberately harm Wukong. Why did Tang Priest kill Wukong? Because the Monkey King killed his lover's cow. Tang Priest went to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures, never loved a woman, and was gay. Didn't you see the Tang priest nagging all the way, gossiping all over the sky, which point is like a man? This old gentleman who died too much in the world also has lingering lust and has an ambiguous relationship with Tang Priest. He gave the Tang Priest a special beauty pill. As you can see, the Tang Priest has fair skin and looks like a beautiful woman, which is the masterpiece of an old gentleman in the world. Tang Priest didn't understand until his death that he and Master Tathagata could have love, and why Wukong couldn't accept his love. In fact, Tang Priest and Tathagata are not real apprentices, which is equivalent to admitting that Tathagata is michel platini.

In the novel The Journey to the West, the Tang Priest is regarded as a peerless beauty among the Buddhist scriptures. He is handsome and handsome, and exudes the charming temperament of men in the Tang Dynasty. Therefore, he has been favored by many women and wants to marry him, such as the queen country, scorpion essence, star fairy, golden nose and white hair mouse essence, yutu essence and so on. For these female monsters or the kindness of the king, Tang Priest can basically sit still and be quiet inside. Except for a banshee, she is a mouse with a golden nose and white hair, living in a bottomless pit in an empty mountain. Without the Monkey King's obstruction, Tang Priest almost couldn't hold on, and wanted to pretend to be true with her. Next, we will use the original to analyze it.

At first sight, I felt sorry for myself. In the novel, most female monsters have high facial values, and the way to attract Tang Priest is through their facial values, such as scorpion essence, rabbit essence and apricot fairy. However, in addition to the face value, the mouse essence has another killer-taking the initiative to show weakness to gain the sympathy of Tang Priest. The mousetrap appears in a very special way. She disguised herself as a young woman kidnapped by robbers. This sad and weak appearance suddenly made Tang Yan lose his vigilance and felt pity for him. The eightieth back to the original wrote:

Seeing this scene, Tang Yan's performance was very unexpected, and he couldn't help but shed tears like a demon. At the same time, I immediately called Bajie and Friar Sand to try to save her. As a result, the Monkey King arrived in time to stop it, and told Tang Priest that the girl was a monster, and analyzed the reasons. But the Tang Priest was unmoved and bent on saving her. He was even dissatisfied with the Monkey King's repeated obstruction. The Monkey King couldn't resist, and finally had to save the demon by default. After the rescue, the Monkey King suggested that Tang Priest ride a horse with the monster. Tang Priest's performance at this time is very telling. The original text reads:

Different from the past, when Tang Priest heard the Monkey King's suggestion, he didn't break into a furious rage and flatly refused. Instead, I hesitated before answering, and my speech was awkward and intermittent. Presumably, our elder Tang is also very nervous and contradictory at the moment, thinking of getting close to the goblin, but he has to pretend to refuse because of his feelings.

In Zhenhai Temple, after careful care and rescue of the female monster, Tang Priest and his disciples came to Zhenhai Temple and stayed in the temple. During this period, Tang Priest felt dizzy and unwell because of catching cold. Moreover, with the passage of time, the condition has not improved, but has become more and more serious. However, our elder Tang did not forget to take care of the beautiful bodhisattva's food, clothing, shelter and transportation, even though she was ill. The original eighty-first back wrote:

The Tang Priest himself is still dragging his sick body and needs someone to take care of him. He can even think of the food, clothing, housing and transportation of the female monster and ask if anyone has sent her food. I can see that Tang Priest is very concerned about the monster. Even after learning that there was a female monster in the temple, she tried to stop the Monkey King from killing her and intercede for her. The book says:

On the one hand, be caring and attentive to the female monster; On the other hand, he repeatedly prevented the Monkey King from exorcising demons. Finally, he learned that the monster had eaten several monks in the temple and reluctantly agreed to the Monkey King's intervention. If the Tang Priest hadn't taken a fancy to the female monster, I'm afraid no one would believe it.

In the bottomless pit, after the intimate Tang priest was brought into the bottomless pit by a mouse, the two sides carried out intimate actions beyond the normal relationship between men and women. First of all, the name given to the female monster by Tang Priest is unusual and suspicious. Under normal circumstances, when Tang priest meets a female monster, he usually uses neutral words such as female bodhisattva and female host. However, in a bottomless pit, Tang Priest uncharacteristically called the female monster "Lady", which shows that the relationship between them is very close. Back to the original eighty-two:

Secondly, Tang Priest broke the routine and got in close contact with the female monster. In the bottomless pit, Tang Priest not only shook hands with the female monster, but also had a drink. Two people whispering, ambiguous atmosphere. You know, on the Buddhist paradise road, no matter how warmly the host invited him, no matter how important the occasion was and how critical the situation was, the Tang Priest only drank the farewell wine from Li Shimin, the king of the Tang Dynasty. In the bottomless pit, the Tang priest and the monster had a drink. Seeing this, the Monkey King was once worried that Master couldn't hold on, and wanted to make a fake play with the monster. It can be seen that Tang Priest's behavior has gone far beyond the normal controllable range. The book says:

Finally, after the Monkey King succeeded in plotting against the monster, Tang Priest felt pity. In the bottomless garden, the Monkey King turned into a heart and smoothly entered the monster's belly. Just as he was about to erect dragonflies and scaffolding in the monster's belly, Tang Priest did not forget to tell the Monkey King to "be convenient", which meant not to hurt her life. We found that Tang Priest was surprisingly soft-hearted towards this female monster, and repeatedly wanted the Monkey King to let her go.

To sum up, unlike other female monsters, Tang Priest's attitude towards mouse essence is very ambiguous. From the pity of love at first sight to the caring and attentive in Zhenhai Temple, and then to the intimacy in the bottomless pit, Tang Yan gradually fell into the gentle village of monsters. If the Monkey King hadn't invited King Tota and Nezha to surrender the mousetrap and stop it in time, something might have happened between Tang Priest and the monster. In the words of Venus Taibai, if the Monkey King drags on, they may have "given birth to a young monk".

Jade emperor brother

It's not easy for Tang Priest to learn Buddhist scriptures in the West, and it's hard all the way. These hardships, or the sufferings of nature, such as difficult mountain roads, wind, frost, rain and snow; Or it is a test from the gods, such as the "Four Saints Try Zen", depending on whether the Tang Priest's mind is firm; Of course, the most is the threat of monsters.

Among many monsters, banshees are different from men. Because the purpose of the male demon is almost the same, that is, to eat the Tang monk meat (a few male demons don't have this idea), while the banshee is different. Some want to eat Tang monk meat in order to live forever; Others want to marry Tang Priest and become immortal.

In order to make the Tang Priest willing to marry herself, some female goblins can also be regarded as "trying their best", teasing Tang Priest in various ways, hoping that Tang Priest will be tempted. So, among these banshees, are there any goblins that tempt the Tang Priest? To say the least, did any goblins almost move the Tang Priest's heart?

If you read the original carefully, the answer is obvious. The Tang Priest has never been tempted by any banshee, nor has he almost been tempted.

Let's talk about goblins first.

Among the goblins, let's talk about scorpion essence first. The reason why scorpion essence is said first is that scorpion essence is easily misunderstood, and scorpion essence in film and television dramas is really beautiful. If normal male readers see it, it is estimated that it will inevitably be tempted. If they look at Tang Yan in this way again, they will naturally feel that Tang Yan is tempted.

In fact, in the original work, Tang Priest has never been tempted by scorpion essence.

Here we can see the Tang Priest's indifference to scorpion essence. Moreover, the author also used a long passage to praise Tang Yan's firm will. However, the style of writing is more explicit and larger. I'll show you a screenshot.

Of course, when the scorpion essence teased Tang Yan, Wukong and Bajie were worried that Tang Yan would be tempted.

Monkey climbed into the lattice eye together after hearing the two words, fearing that Master would confuse the truth, he couldn't help showing his true colors.

However, these are what they said in a hurry after all. In fact, the Monkey King has always had confidence in Tang Priest, and he firmly believes that Tang Priest will not be tempted by women. Friar Sand also knows the Tang Priest very well, and he also said that Tang Priest would not be tempted.

After reading the whole article, this time, although the scorpion essence is very powerful, Tang Yan's ridicule scale is also quite large, but Tang Yan is still not tempted. In his eyes, scorpion essence is no different from flowers and trees. Even the Tang Priest said she was a pink skull. What is a pink skull? Beauty is only a skeleton after all.

Besides, other banshees

There are monsters like scorpion essence, such as rat essence and Yu Tu essence.

Mousetrap also wants to marry Tang Yan, but Tang Yan is equally indifferent to him. Although I later called the mouse spirit "Lady" several times and listened to Wukong's plan, I was still forced to be firm in my heart. The author also said that Tang Priest had "no desire in his heart".

In fact, the appearance of these goblins is to give Tang Priest a little shoes and set off Tang Priest. Scorpion essence has many tricks. Later, I couldn't hold back, so I took off my clothes and stuck them on Tang Priest. A mouse has a sweet mouth and a "wonderful brother" in each bite, and listens to Tang Priest. Jade rabbit essence incarnates as a princess, which is very beautiful and is also dedicated to Tang Priest. If I were someone else, I'm afraid I would have been tempted long ago. Only the Tang Priest can keep my heart.

As for apricot fairy, spider essence and fox fairy, Tang Priest has never been tempted.

Finally, say something else

Except for a few fairies seducing Tang Priest, immortals and mortals have done similar things to Tang Priest.

For example, in The Four Saints Meditation, Shan Li's mother, Guanyin Bodhisattva and others once turned into three mothers and four daughters to test the Tang Priest's master and disciples. Truth, love and pity are all beautiful. Pig was tempted at a glance, but Tang Priest, Wukong and Friar Sand were never tempted. Later, Bajie even wanted to marry his mother-in-law, and of course he was punished in the end.

There is also the king of the daughter country, which is also a test for Tang Priest.

In film and television dramas, especially in the 86th edition of Journey to the West, Tang Priest was obviously tempted by the king of his daughter country, and the episode "My Daughter's National Conditions" is also proof. However, this is the plot of the TV series after all. In the original work, Tang Yan has never been tempted. I had to make a false promise because I had to stamp the customs clearance documents. The Tang Priest even cursed the monkey with tears.

In the author's words, it can also be seen that the Tang priest has no mind for the queen.

For example, "One is going to worship Buddha in Xiyuling", "The holy monk pretends to hide his feelings and raise the Yuan God", "One is afraid of being attractive to women and just wants to leave the Internet at once" and "They will go to the temple together, but I didn't expect Tang Yan to have his own heart".

In a word, according to the original, Tang Priest doesn't care about banshees, women and immortals.

In fact, from the Tang priest's point of view, I'm afraid it is impossible to be tempted by women.

Imagine that the Tang Priest was originally a Buddha in his last life and was destined to become a Buddha. He was also destined to become a Buddha at an early age. Most people think that women are irresistible, but Tang Priest is not. What's more, there are always people on duty on the way to learn the scriptures, such as Cao Cao, Wu Fang, Jie and others!

Hello, I'm Guo Feng.

Don't watch TV series, if you only watch the original, Tang Priest has gone all the way to the dark, and all he can think about is the Buddhist paradise and the Buddhist scriptures! There are many strange things on the road, and every time the monk is scared, he loses his soul. There are thousands of fine girls, which makes the holy monk feel spring. But these things are just wishful thinking. The old monk has an iron heart and can sit still.

Even if the director of the TV series intends to make the Tang priest have a scandal, it is difficult to choose a person. But the old monk insisted on going. He didn't want to be a girl in red makeup between lovers, let alone a teacher of seeking yin and yang! Therefore, in the whole journey to the West, Tang Priest was determined to go to the Western Heaven, obsessed with Buddhism and infatuated with human lust.

It's just that some self-righteous people insist on writing the dead vividly and quietly, putting lace on white paper to attract people's attention. Completely contrary to common sense, blaspheming Buddhist disciples! Of course, some Buddhist disciples are jokes now, so don't talk about these fake monks! What's more, some film and television works are completely demonized. Tang Priest became a local ruffian, and the Monkey King became a demon. Also known as a Chinese odyssey, it's really the first record in the world!

It means: people without Buddha's heart can never enter Buddha, and people without Buddha can never understand Buddha. I hope there are fewer things that despise Buddhism and insult art.

The banshee who seduced Tang Priest can't remember! I remember that the king of the daughter country almost touched Tang Sanpang!

Xingxian

Although all the fairies in Journey to the West are beautiful, it is not the fairies that really almost tempted Tang Priest, but human beings, who are the kings of the daughter country.

When I was a child, I watched Journey to the West just to watch the Monkey King fight monsters. I thought the Monkey King was a great hero and fearless. Looking back at Journey to the West now, I find that all the actresses in the play are beautiful, not only playing fairies, but also playing goblins.

For example, Bai Gujing, Scorpion Essence, Jade Princess, Wansheng Princess, Xingxian, Spider Essence, White Fox Essence, Rat Essence, Jade Rabbit Essence, etc. When Tang Priest knew that they were evil spirits, there was only one word in his heart, "fear", so he didn't like them, let alone moved.

After Tang priest and his disciples came to the girl country, they were completely conquered by the appearance of the king of the girl country. At that moment, Tang Priest was really moved. The description of the king's appearance in the play is like this:

Eyebrows are like jade feathers and muscles are like sheep fat. Face lined with peach petals and piled with golden phoenix silk. The eyes are enchanting, and the bamboo shoots are slim and attractive. Oblique red yarn floats brightly, and high-hairpin pearls shine brightly. What you said about Zhao Jun is indeed more beautiful than stone. The waist is slightly spread, and the jade limb moves lightly. The moon finally got here. How could the Nine-Day Fairy be like this? The palace makeup is extraordinary, and it is true that the Queen Mother fell into the Yaochi.

In the face of such a beauty who still has supreme power, the king of the girl country fell in love with Tang Yan at first sight, and Tang Yan was really tempted at this moment, because he was also a man, but Tang Yan knew that he had a great responsibility, and even if he liked it again, he could not go to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures. He could only give up the love between men and women and go to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures very reluctantly.

The king of the daughter country

Daughter country