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Warm words on Valentine's Day are warm but not anxious. Drink a glass of wine and you won't get drunk.

Warm but not anxious. Drink a glass of wine and you won't get drunk.

For the rest of my life, I hope you meet someone who is warm as porridge. May I hold your hand and grow old with your son.

What is comfort? Shu said nothing, one for, one for, one for! Refuse to obey others! Everything is self-centered and can only talk about comfort! Two people together are complementary, that is, I do what you didn't do, and you do what I didn't do! Not why you don't do it, why I don't do it, you are wrong, I am right, you are right, I am wrong! Tolerance, only tolerance is long!

If you have a place in your heart, it is the most beautiful.

Don't deliberately ask others to keep pace with your thoughts, ideas and practices, because I am a unique version of myself. Instead of changing the fatigue of others, let yourself read more books and listen to more music.

A person who can put down his pride and love you is the one who loves you very much!

Good feelings never feel uncomfortable doing anything. Indeed, I will wait for sixty-eight points of praise today. Thank you, Uncle. We have learned a lot here and let us grow up. Good Night!

Don't importune, don't importune, for the rest of my life, only make friends with people who make me comfortable.

Even loneliness is worth a thousand words. Sometimes I like to look at you well, but when you find out, you always say: Why do you always look at me like this? When you are by my side, a feeling is irreplaceable.

Yes! If you have a home in your heart, why are you afraid of not having a home in the wind and rain?

People who love you will not be willing to be wronged to please you; People who don't love you are not worth pleasing!

For the rest of my life, I hope you are open, open, free, comfortable and cherished. Good Night! Dear uncle, have a good rest, sleep well and have a good dream!

If you taste a dish that tastes wrong, you may not eat it again. Wearing a pair of shoes that don't fit, you may change them tomorrow; I had an ugly haircut and changed it again in a few days.

Feelings are good, even if you don't talk, you don't feel embarrassed! Together, the air is warm!

When we are standing, it is also beautiful not to talk. Breathing and inhaling, every grass and tree, every dish and meal are comfortable feelings. This is the taste of happiness.

Do not deliberately please, do not judge at will, and do not blindly follow the trend.

Life is long, life is short, so why be wronged?

When you nag, he doesn't find you annoying; When you are busy, you won't feel lonely.

Look at your own shortcomings with the shadow of others, absorb the best wisdom of others, study forever, love sports, take care of yourself, love your family and be the happiest woman in the world. . . Thank you, uncle. Charge on time every night. Let's go . . great

Between people: if you are good to others, others will be good to you; If you treat others badly, they will throw you away! Cherish what you have done, my friend. We all help each other. You hold my field, I hold your field, tearing at each other, and there is no good end; You take me seriously, I will take you seriously. From now on, your business is my business! Between friends: if you devote yourself wholeheartedly, you will have a group of friends; You have no conscience, you must be alone!

It's easy to fall in love, but difficult to be together. Guarding a marriage requires a lifetime of hard work.

Or it is right to pay more and care less, but if only one party pays more and the other party takes it for granted that this is right, then such a relationship will not last long and the other party will feel very tired. That's what I do. I love a person so much that I always want to leave him the good things, do everything for him and worry about all his emotions. Slowly, he felt that this was what I should do. When I get home, I will lie down and play with my mobile phone, even. He will also take the initiative to clean up things at home, even if it is a mountain of clothes. It is obvious that there is a washing machine at home. Put the clothes in and press the switch. He would rather wear yesterday's clothes than take the initiative to wash them once. He felt very tired. A long-term relationship requires both sides to pay for each other, understand each other and support each other. Only in this way can the relationship last.

what is love ? Those who are willing to guard for decades and live forever in promises and promises are them.

In this world, I love three things. The sun, the moon and you. The morning sunshine. The moon at night. You forever. Three thousand floating world, I love three. Day, month and clear. The sun is facing North Korea, and the moon is dusk. The Qing dynasty is a matter of time.

There is always a glass of wine, and those who don't drink it get drunk first.

1, there is a power called simplicity, so powerful that no one can destroy the inner purity.

There is no need to find fault with the setbacks in life. Everything is nothing more than your innocence meeting the reality of society. Prejudice is better than understanding, complaining is better than letting go.

3. On the runway of life, some people appreciate the scenery attentively, while others try to make themselves a landscape. Everyone wants to pursue beauty, but beauty is an endless pursuit.

For myself, I think it's better to expect more. Although failure is easy to make people depressed, it sometimes arouses unexpected courage. If it is for others, it is better to expect less and be less disappointed and hurt.

Anyone who looks around will be abandoned by life in the end. Everyone has the right and freedom to let his life bloom. On the road to success, we have no reason to escape and make excuses, because the shorter and humble life, the more we can prove the greatness and unyielding life.

6. As the saying goes, "colorful clouds are easy to disperse", how can dark clouds occupy the sky forever? The days when the sky was covered with dark clouds are hard to look back, but what remains in memory is Phnom Penh with light and heat.

7, this year, low-key is the biggest show off. Keep a low profile to keep people safe. Sunbathing happiness can easily lead to jealousy and backfire. In case something happens one day, it will be difficult for you to get down the steps. Just like "happiness and pain are neighbors, if happiness is too loud, it will quarrel with pain, but if pain is too loud, it will not quarrel with happiness, because pain is deaf." Similarly, happiness basks too early, and it is easy to quarrel with misfortune. Zhao Geyu

8. Rejection is a right just as survival is a right. The ancients said, you can't do anything unless you do something. This kind of "inaction" is rejection. People often think that rejection is a forced defense, but they don't know that it is an active choice.

9. Love is unreasonable. In the end, the truth came out, but the feelings were gone. Using rational rules to control sensibility, I'm afraid the result will only be ruthless. Don't know too much about two people, mind your own business, everyone has his own discretion.

10 in fact, what she wants is not one sentence after another, I love you. If you talk too much, it will be cheap and powerless. What she wants is that you be careful once in a while and let her know that you have been caring about her and haven't forgotten.

1 1. Opportunity is actually a military parade of people's psychological quality. Can you firmly grasp the goal of progress, persevere, not be discouraged when there is no hope, still work optimistically and accumulate your own strength and skills?

12. In this world, there are always far more people who like to watch fireworks in full bloom than those who clean up the mess. There are always far more people who are keen on sketching the future than those who are good at cleaning up the mess. The death or life of the network world is easy to gain and lose, and it is easy to tear down and rebuild. Finally, it turns out that the people who can stay the longest are young people.

13, many people sum up their reasons for being single "because the circle of friends is too narrow and there are too few people to meet". I don't think so. The most precious thing in the world is not love at first sight, but later two of a kind. Helpless: I met the person you like and liked you. Embarrassed, they are not the same person.

14, strong woman, remember: true love is not a simple effort, but also includes appropriate refusal, timely praise, appropriate criticism, appropriate argument, necessary encouragement, gentle comfort and effective urging.

15, my heart is a city, and there has always been a person I can't reach. All my watchmen, in my life, won my luck, not my life. Wan Li, a floating cloud, crossed the earthly road, and I used a piece of paper to tell the heaviness of the fleeting time.

16, his love story touched countless people, but he is still single. Some people don't understand, so the writer asked them to close their eyes and ask, "Can you see?" "I can't see it." "Do you know what light looks like?" "I know." The writer smiled and said, "Here it is. Just because you don't own something doesn't mean you don't understand it. If you feel the same way, that warmth and light will be remembered for a lifetime. This is sunshine and love. "

17, I can't bear my feelings, but my heart can't stay. It was a moonlit night, and suddenly it became sand between my fingers. It is better to live forever, forget each other, go home, see the green hills looming, run all the way, and look at the horizon.

18, love is a good medicine, used well, can make people miss their lives. If you don't use it well, you can only hurt yourself again and again.

19, time flies, people don't know that it is autumn when flowers bloom and snow melts. The hair has changed to white head. Who knows how many times to look back in my life?

20. There is always a glass of wine, and those who don't drink get drunk first. Everyone will have a relationship, deep or shallow; Everyone has a dream, either illusory or real. Collect those fleeting bits and pieces, whether cold or warm, quietly; The silk thread of carefree years, no matter good or bad, is cherished silently.

You wasted an intoxicating glass of wine, but you couldn't solve any troubles.

1. In fact, many things have expected the ending from the beginning, and all the tossing in the future is just to delay the time of being dismissed.

2. You don't need to meet anyone deliberately, and you don't want to have anyone, let alone keep anyone. Everything goes with the flow, and the best of yourself is left to the last person.

We are all so absorbed in our wounds that we forget to hold the outstretched hand of others.

You wasted an intoxicating glass of wine, but you couldn't solve any troubles. You have too much to say in your eyes, in your manuscript box and in your dreams.

The simplest and greatest ideal in this world is to hope that a family can be neat, healthy and happy together.

6. Don't promise when you are happy, don't answer when you are sad, and don't make a decision when you are angry.

7. If you look farther, you won't feel sad.

8. Whether it is friendship or love, you come to me for a warm hug; You go, I let go.

9. liking someone is a feeling, but not liking someone is a fact. The facts are easy to explain, but the feeling is unspeakable.

10. I really find that a person has been numb to love for a long time, lost the impulse to love someone, and is even more lazy to get to know someone. I hope everything is as simple as possible, and it is no longer just a joke to feel that I will never love again.

1 1. Don't live in the past, because it has passed, don't live in reality, because you have to live.

12. Some things may be better if you keep them in your heart. After waiting for a long time, looking back at them, those accidents that you thought could not be crossed at first have become stories.

13. When you know a lot of truth and falsehood, you don't feel so bitter. You become more and more silent and don't want to talk about it.

14. Sometimes your casual words will affect my mood all day. You can say whatever you want, but I'm seriously sad.

15. Your suffering, food loss, responsibility, sin and pain will eventually turn into light and light your way.

16. I feel particularly tired every time I need enthusiasm to actively maintain any relationship.

17. When we were young, we all grew up, so we were naive and happy. When you grow up, you will grow up and live very tired.

18. Don't expect, don't assume, don't force, let nature take its course, if it is doomed, it will definitely happen. Peace of mind is the best state of life.

19. Please don't say that I have changed, because I haven't changed, but I know that I should treat others as others treat me.

20. In fact, the cold war is not terrible. The terrible thing is that when you were in the cold war, you were thinking hard about how to make up, but he had a good time with others.

Mood phrase: there is always a glass of wine, and those who don't drink it get drunk first.

1, love each other and grow old together; If you miss it, keep her safe.

When people are around, they think there will always be opportunities. In fact, life is subtraction, with one side missing. -North Island

If there are better people waiting for you to give them a chance, why waste time giving others a second chance?

4. A woman who expects a man to change is sad, because her expectation is doomed to failure; Smart women never desire to change men, but they can "change" men for the better.

We often turn our backs on someone in front of us, but it is difficult to die for an uncertain future and dream. For example, after listening to an inspirational lecture, you immediately went home and recited the words for a few days but gave up. For example, you read a travel diary, checked the information on a whim but finally hesitated. When you hesitate, the world is big, but if you take the first step, the world is small, and your hesitation is your greatest enemy.

When I have the courage to say goodbye to the past, I believe that the future will generously give me a "hello".

7. Bad-tempered boy, his father made him hammer a nail in the fence every time he lost his temper. On the first day, he nailed 37 nails. Gradually, he nailed fewer and fewer nails. Later, his father told him that when he could control his temper, he pulled out a nail. Finally, one day, he pulled out all the nails. My father pointed to the hole in the fence and said, What people say when they are angry is like nails. Even if it is pulled out later, it will leave a scar in their hearts.

8. Never know the person you love from others, whether you feel good or not, and whether you love yourself or not.

In love, there may be hedgehogs and mussels. The hedgehog turned his back on the mussel, and the mussel opened its body and embraced the hedgehog's thorns with its softest part. God makes completely different men and women love each other, so love is always full of estrangement and despair. However, I would like to be a mussel. Only you can sting the softest part of my body, and only I dare to hug you, you know?

10, God answers in three ways: nod to give you what you want; He shook his head to give you something better; He told you to wait, so he gave you the best.

1 1. The ultimate goal of marriage is to find a person who can be a close relative in this world although not related by blood. Year after year, there is no sex, no passion, not even love. However, the kindness of mutual concern, the friendship of sharing weal and woe, and the kinship of flesh and blood forged year after year are irreplaceable.

12, the best tonic in life is to relax and be happy, get rid of worries and worries, and let go of those insufficient and surplus hearts.

13, girl, either walk on the road or watch others walk. Anyway, be knowledgeable, confident and elegant. You don't have to struggle for a relationship, and you don't have to destroy yourself for one person. You are the most radiant person, so love yourself. Our dream is to go further and see more scenery. People walking on the road are strong and beautiful.

14, there is no soft love in a hard city, life is not Lin Daiyu, and there will be no various customs because of sadness.

15, my heart is a city, and there has always been a person I can't reach. All my watchmen, in my life, won my luck, not my life. Wan Li, a floating cloud, crossed the earthly road, and I used a piece of paper to tell the heaviness of the fleeting time.

16, his love story touched countless people, but he is still single. Some people don't understand, so the writer asked them to close their eyes and ask, "Can you see?" "I can't see it." "Do you know what light looks like?" "I know." The writer smiled and said, "Here it is. Just because you don't own something doesn't mean you don't understand it. If you feel the same way, that warmth and light will be remembered for a lifetime. This is sunshine and love. "

17, I can't bear my feelings, but my heart can't stay. It was a moonlit night, and suddenly it became sand between my fingers. It is better to live forever, forget each other, go home, see the green hills looming, run all the way, and look at the horizon.

18, love is a good medicine, used well, can make people miss their lives. If you don't use it well, you can only hurt yourself again and again.

19, time flies, people don't know that it is autumn when flowers bloom and snow melts. The hair has changed to white head. Who knows how many times to look back in my life?

20. There is always a glass of wine, and those who don't drink get drunk first. Everyone will have a relationship, deep or shallow; Everyone has a dream, either illusory or real. Collect those fleeting bits and pieces, whether cold or warm, quietly; The silk thread of carefree years, no matter good or bad, is cherished silently.