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What does everyone need but don't want?

What does everyone need but don't want?

Hint: Who is this beggar? I'm not begging you. I can see that. Give me some food.

Q: What does everyone need but don't want?

A: Rice.

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Mi f? N-shaped phonetic characters are from food, from anti-sound and anti-sound. ? Anti? Meaning? Something or behavior that is mirror-symmetrical? . ? Food? With what?

Anti? Unite to show? Two people are eating? . Original meaning: husband and wife eat each other.

(1) can satisfy hunger and is the staple food of China people. In the south, rice is used as raw material and planted in the middle and lower reaches of the Yangtze River. Wheat is produced in the north, mostly planted in the northeast and the Yellow River basin. From food, the sound is the opposite. ? Shuowen;

2 cooked cereal, especially.

(Northern pasta) No rice. -Book of Rites? In Quli, the father was a general and served more than ten people. Han? Liu Xiang's Biography of Lienv;

(3) It also refers to a piece of food eaten at a specific time to satisfy hunger or appetite. Such as: breakfast; Lunch; Three meals a day; Rice cart (rice cart); Meals (sumptuous meals); Fantou (the food manager in the temple);

(4) Metaphorically describe useless people, such as rice bags and gits (mocking people who only eat and don't learn technology); Food bags and wine bags (mocking people who only know how to eat and drink, but know nothing) have the same meaning as English fans and supporters.

"the next episode" and "the food department"? Guang Yun, a rice play, helps to cut Jiyun and Rhyme Club in the late period. Jade is also a meal. "Ceremony? QuLi "rice is not delicious. "A meal with Wang Wen, the Prince of Wang Wen, another meal." "Ceremony again? Juvenile prison feeding gifts? The body will eat again "or eat, or eat." "Food, name, metric rice." Shu "eats famous articles, and talks about eating many words with his language, so he eats famous articles in the clouds." For those who say "decimal rice", this young prison says "three meals, five meals and nine meals". Eating five meals in one bite is called "five meals". By decimal, it means "rice in decimal". The Analects of Confucius again

Three meals, four meals "Note" is an official who enjoys eating. "White Tiger Tong" Wang eats flat, day and night, every four meals, princes eat three meals, and doctors eat again. Also refers to Ben. "Yili? The funeral of a scholar must be beautiful. " "Li note, history also. Press the back of your hand. Rice, this is what the big finger refers to. Sure, take Wei as the book, there is a buckle at the inner end and a horizontal belt at the outer end, which is set as a buckle and a big finger. In addition, Fu Wanqi of Tang Yun, Ji Yun, Fu Wanqi of Yunhui and Fu Jianqi of Zheng Yun all annoy me. Shuowen is delicious. The Yellow Emperor began to cook grains for rice. "ceremony? Quli is not a meal. "Shu" is much easier to slap food. Being full is not modesty. ""another ceremony? Male food doctor ceremony "get up, male yi back to the box, male food, will eat three glasses of wine. "Note" refers to millet and millet. There are leaves to cut for me, and the sound is marginal. Tourists on the bank of Suzhou don't return at dusk, and the incense blows into the sleeves. Slap the basin and clap your hands, and * * * try your best to eat rice. So is Guang Yun. The custom is awkward. * Textual research: [Li Yizhu] said rice by food, name and decimal. According to a few people, "Shu" means a small amount of rice. ] I want to change the decimals according to the original ones. Rice is also changed into rice. ["Quli" is not a meal. It's much easier to ignore rice. ] I want to change it according to the original note. 【 "ritual? The public food doctor said, "When you are promoted, you can easily retreat to the box. When you eat public food, you must eat three meals." I want to change three meals into three drinks according to the original text.