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What is Napoleon’s father’s name?

Napoleon's father was a very proud but poor Corsican nobleman. His father sent Napoleon to an aristocratic school in Brenne, where he interacted with classmates who tried their best to boast about their wealth in front of him and ridiculed his poverty. Although this behavior of unanimously ridiculing him aroused his anger, he could only do nothing and succumbed to the power. On August 15, 1769, in the city of Ajaccio on this small island, a man with a huge head and limbs The stout boy was born. His father, Charles Bonaparte, gave him the same name as his uncle, "Napoleon," which means "Lion of the Wilderness." When Napoleon was a child, he was taciturn, withdrawn, and unsocial, but he was very aggressive, liked to conquer others, and was very scheming. Napoleon had eight brothers and sisters. He was the second eldest child in the family, and his brother Joseph was his main target of bullying. Relying on his natural brute strength, he often knocked Joseph down on the grass, beat him, and bit him. And before Joseph could recover from the beating, a villain came to complain first. Therefore, Joseph, who was beaten, was often scolded by his mother. Poor Joseph could only swallow his anger and submit to his control. At the age of 7, Napoleon was already in school. But he still indulged in playing and fighting all day long and didn't know how to make progress. One day, Joseph stopped Napoleon who was about to go out again. "Napoleon, how about I test you on a math question?" Napoleon glanced at his "defeated general" and said contemptuously: "Okay, Joseph." Joseph handed the written piece of paper to Napoleon. Napoleon picked it up and took a look. He was dumbfounded! Ah, what is this? Why can't I understand? Nervous and ashamed, Napoleon's face turned red and white, and big beads of sweat rolled down his forehead. "So, Napoleon, isn't it? It seems you are just 'braver' than me!" Joseph's words undoubtedly added fuel to the fire. Napoleon's self-esteem was deeply wounded. He raised his fist and shouted: "No, I will not admit defeat, never!" Napoleon, who liked to conquer others, suddenly realized that he had not really conquered Joseph. From then on, the Napoleon game was no longer seen among the brothers and sisters. When they were playing in the garden or on the grass, Napoleon would often sneak away alone and take his math homework to a small cave on the seaside to do it, often for several hours. To this day, the "Napoleon's Cave" still remains in his hometown. Although Napoleon's father was a French nobleman, his family was not very wealthy. When Napoleon was 10 years old, he was sent to the Military Academy Brienne, a publicly funded school in France. Brienne Military Academy was not a nice place. The boring life is similar to that of a monastery, and old classmates always bully new students. As soon as Napoleon arrived, dressed in shabby clothes, he became the object of their ridicule. Since Corsica once belonged to Italy and did not belong to France until a year before Napoleon was born, Napoleon always used Italian. When he first arrived in Paris, he couldn't even spell his first and last name in French. This became a big joke among the aristocratic boys, who imitated his Corsican accent, teased him, and made fun of him. One day, a nobleman challenged him again. "Hey, little man, you said that Corsica is a brave nation, why were you defeated by our invincible army?" The angry Corsican boy replied: "We are one against ten, you wait for me to grow up. At that time, I will punish you as much as possible." The ridicule of his classmates failed to overwhelm Napoleon, and he always ignored them. He just devoted himself to studying with all his strength. He knew that only by working hard could his generals avoid ridicule and stand out. During this period, he read many historical books, and he was deeply fascinated by the great commanders in the books. He hopes that when he grows up, he can be like them, commanding thousands of troops and galloping on the battlefield. It is gold that always shines. Napoleon's potential military organizational talents soon made him stand out among his classmates. One afternoon in winter, the weather was extremely cold and the playground was covered with thick white snow. The classmates were all trapped in the activity room, and Napoleon walked around boredly. Suddenly, he said loudly to his classmates: "Let's go have a snowball fight." This was a new thing at the time, and the classmates cheered and swarmed towards the playground.

He first divided them into two groups, then directed both sides to build fortresses, and formulated a battle plan based on tactical principles. After everything was ready, Napoleon stood high on the bunker made of snow, bowed his head and ordered, commanding both sides to use snow The ball is used as a weapon, sometimes attacking and sometimes defending, just like a coach commanding thousands of troops. A teacher looked at Napoleon's calm command and said happily: "Napoleon has extraordinary military qualities. This boy will have a bright future!" Napoleon's military organizational skills were soon noticed by an officer who came to inspect. . He wrote in a report to his superiors: "Napoleon's health condition: very good. Personality: obedient to orders, honest and reliable, and grateful. Character: very disciplined. He has always been outstanding in studying mathematics diligently. Knowledge of history and geography Fair, but weak in talent. He would become an excellent sailor and worthy of being sent to the Paris Military School. In this way, as soon as the five years of military school life were over, Napoleon was sent to the Paris Military Academy. Here, he developed a passion for artillery. Unfortunately, his father died when he was only half a year into school. The poverty of his family became even more difficult. Napoleon decided to study hard and successfully passed the graduation exam a year later. Awarded the rank of second lieutenant. After Napoleon's father died, the family lost its source of income. Although Napoleon's brother Joseph was handsome and much handsomer than Napoleon, he was incompetent and lazy and had no sense of responsibility. After graduation, he first went to a military training base to undergo rigorous training for three months, and then was assigned to the Lafer Artillery Regiment stationed in the town of Valence on the Rh?ne River as a second lieutenant platoon leader. The platoon leader is the youngest in the army. Official position requires soldiers to be together every day. The platoon leader must do it first. Napoleon worked very hard and was with the soldiers almost 24 hours a day. At that time, the salary of the French army platoon leader was only 1,120 francs. It was less than 45 pounds in British currency. Napoleon sent 2/3 of his salary home to support his mother and younger siblings, and the remaining part was used to maintain his simplest life. This young officer lived a very hard life and did not spend it arbitrarily. He spent a penny to buy the cheapest meals. Except for the clothes issued by the army, he had almost no clothes. His only expense besides food was to buy books. He left school prematurely, but he retained his interest in school life. Therefore, he wanted to make up for his lack of knowledge through self-study. This diligent young lieutenant was an excellent grassroots cadre in front of his superiors. He obeyed orders and always adhered to his instructions faithfully. At the same time, the commander also found that this junior officer was very diligent and studious. He was very fond of artillery tactics and spent a lot of time studying artillery tactics, which was rare among officers at the time. Those officers with rich aristocratic backgrounds did not regard military work as a career, but came to the army to seek official positions. They relied on their family background and money to obtain promotion opportunities, so they did not need to study and study, while Napoleon did not have these conditions. He can only rely on his own talents and performance. In front of his subordinates, Napoleon is a good superior. He understands the suffering of the soldiers, sympathizes with them, and can talk and communicate with them. These advantages make his soldiers willing to obey this young man. The leadership of the lieutenant officer Napoleon also had many unpleasant things. First of all, the officers with rich noble backgrounds always looked at Napoleon with contempt. According to his original temper, Napoleon had to retaliate against them. However, at this time, Napoleon had no choice but to retaliate. After being nurtured by two military academies, I already have lofty ambitions and ambitions. He admired Caesar and wanted to become a big figure in history. Therefore, he learned to bury his hatred in his heart and pretend not to care on the surface. The pursuit of ideals made Napoleon become generous. In order to reduce unnecessary trouble, Napoleon tried to avoid contact with those wealthy and arrogant officers. Unless necessary for work, Napoleon would never approach an officer he disliked. Everyone needs communication, especially young Napoleon. In order to obtain spiritual comfort, when he was an artillery lieutenant, Napoleon often went to local places to find some educated and knowledgeable gentlemen to interact with, learn social experience from them, and understand the local customs. This was very helpful for him to understand French society. When Napoleon was concentrating on his work in order to make progress, bad news came from his family: when his father was alive, according to the government's arrangement, he owed a debt of 9,000 francs to plant mulberry trees. Now the debt is due, and the government originally promised to provide subsidies. However, it has always been Not honored.

Napoleon's family was in ruins. Upon hearing the news, Napoleon immediately went to the regiment to ask for a long leave. He wants to seek justice from the government in order to protect the interests of his family. In order to take care of the housework and arrange the lives of his mother and siblings, Napoleon spent 21 months traveling between Paris and Corsica. Although the lawsuit was not won, Napoleon got to know French society and knew that the time for this government's demise was coming. Napoleon served as a second lieutenant platoon leader in the Lafer Artillery Regiment. At that time, his regiment was stationed in Osson and became a training unit of an artillery school. The studious Napoleon immediately discovered that this was a good condition for him to further learn artillery knowledge. Napoleon once again went to school. He cherished this rare opportunity and greedily borrowed books on geography, history, politics, and philosophy from the school library. He took notes and excerpted classic passages from every book he read. He usually works and studies fifteen or six hours a day. His studies were very fruitful. In the process of studying artillery technology and tactics, he wrote a number of papers. After the principal saw Napoleon's article, he thought he was a rare military talent. Napoleon also developed his own political consciousness by reading biographies and studying historical works. He admired Alexander, Hannibal, and Caesar, and believed that one day he would have the same impact that shocked the world like them. Although he relied on the French king to pay for his education and military service, he hated this regime and hoped that it would perish as soon as possible. On July 14, 1789, the bourgeois revolution finally broke out. Angry crowds began to attack the criminal Bastille. A month later, Napoleon's artillery regiment also mutinied. Soon, Napoleon took a long leave and returned to Corsica to start engaging in revolutionary activities