The funniest and humorous copywriting in the circle of friends.

1. Dear, I tell you, love can be talked slowly, and meat must be eaten while it is hot.

2. A few days ago, a girl asked me to borrow money for plastic surgery, which was quite successful. I can't recognize who borrowed money from me anymore.

3. A real warrior who dares to face his face without makeup.

4. Scientific research shows that ugly people live longer because they prefer to wear helmets when riding bicycles.

5. Driving school coach: The red light doesn't go, and the green light doesn't go. Why? No color you like?

6. For a foodie, it is not that there are too many delicious things in the world, but that he thinks everything is delicious.

7. Tell colleagues that they want to change their hair style and listen to their opinions. A few colleagues were a little embarrassed when they heard this: That's good. We have changed our hair style, and we have to spend more time adapting to your new ugly method ... It's hard, it's naked!

8. "Is your relationship going well?" "Shun, there are no people along the way."

9. I always thought the air was free until I bought a bag of potato chips.

1. Among the two reincarnation options of "beautiful poor" and "ugly rich", most people resolutely choose the option of "ugly poor".

11. Three stupid things in life: 1. Reasoning with the boss. Second, reason with mom. 3. reason with your wife.

12. I'm not fit to play with chickens. I'm deaf in rainy days, blind in foggy days, and terrible in sunny days. I'm a box.

13. Everyone else is worried about how to make money, but I am worried about how to spend money. How can 2 yuan be spent until next month?

14. I once had a dog. When he was getting old, I looked into his eyes, full of sadness and sadness. On the day he died, I cried all night. Now I have a tortoise. When I die, he will still be alive. I will leave my sadness to the tortoise.

15. Ugliness is nothing compared with poverty, okay?

16. once I was on a business trip with my leader, high-speed railway station met an overseas student from Africa and asked my leader: how can I get to the airport? My leader held back for a long time, looked at me awkwardly and said, my English is not very good. I was stupefied at that time, and said weakly, Boss, what people asked you was Chinese ... < P > 17. An impulsive girl like me should be severely given a sum of money, so let me calm down.

18. Today, I went to the park with my wife and saw some peach trees. I jokingly said, I'll go around the peach trees to see if I can have another peach luck this year. The wife said: Then you are busy first. I'll go over there and look for an almond ... Hum, you are cruel!

19. God won't treat spoony people badly, it will only make them die.

2. In my uncle's small shop, a group of primary school students gathered around to buy things. An older boy was standing outside, his eyes were rolling around and his mouth was watering. He walked up to a girl and said, Er Ya, have you bought all the money? The little girl said: no, I can't finish it after buying it! The little boy said bravely: You are stupid, if you don't finish buying it, your parents will know that you have money left, and they won't give you any pocket money tomorrow. Come on, buy it and I'll help you eat it ... < P > 21. I made a blind date with a girl, and my mother liked it very much, so did my father. Finally, I recognized her as my adopted daughter, and said that I didn't deserve her.

22. chatting in the game team group, a man wanted to meet me, but I refused. Then he said: I have your photo and your location, and I can find you! At this time, my best friend came out and said, don't be so naive. She didn't even recognize her mother's beautiful photos. Can you find her?

23. Don't play hard now, I'll play with you in the future!

24. I once complained to my wife that her fried food was not delicious, so my wife made me cook for a week. Another time, my daughter thought that her wife's breakfast was not delicious, so my wife asked her to buy breakfast for a week. Today, my wife's food was salty, and my ghost girl and I were so salty that we all sweated at the tip of our noses. We just didn't say anything ...