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Seeking the classic lines in the TV series legend of mir?

Classic lines of romance in blood

1, soldiers are not a profession for nothing.

I learned today that the company commander is the world's number one fugitive.

Chairman Mao, the great leader, taught us: "..."

We should educate them ideologically and influence them spiritually.

6. White: "Rogue"

Min: "How do you know my name?"

Bai: "You bastard"

Min: "Hey! It's amazing, even I know my nickname. "

7. We have seven men and three women here, with more wolves and less meat!

8. Are there any animals worse than people in this world?

9, the revolution only has a different division of labor, there is no distinction between high and low.

10, we are the flowers of our motherland and need to be watered frequently.

1 1, as far as you are concerned, you are still a hooligan. This is a disgrace to hooligans. Practice hard after going out, and don't be humiliated by hooligans.

12 Director Ma, don't be soft on Zhong Yueming. Pour pepper water first, then put it on a tiger stool with eight bricks on it. Don't be a honey trap. This grandson will certainly cooperate.

13. When have the people of China ever been in trouble?

14, Wu Mantun said: "Our hometown is poor, as poor as death. I have 67 brothers and sisters under me. We are all hungry. Every day we eat some wild vegetables, our eyes are green and our legs are shaking. " Poor thing!

15 but there is such a situation that the bear doesn't care, because for the bear, breaking the stick is a hobby, you can not eat it, even if it is broken for fun, but some sticks are serious and will take the initiative to stick their heads out. Of course, the bear is open to all, so the stick made a further request, asking the bear to stop breaking the stick and only have this stick for life. Of course a bear can't do it. "

17, if someone thinks I'm ashamed to sell pancakes, I can only say that he is an amateur.

18, isn't this my cousin? Don't joke with me. Aunt and uncle are all right! (Know a little girl's trick)

19, then according to what you said, we can completely change our mechanized troops into infantry companies. When you become a teacher, our tanks and cannons will all go back to the steel plant, and then everyone will be given a large piece of knife film. We can't beat it! Kick the enemy tanks with our iron feet!

20. This sentence by Kailua is really good. I am still young. I am eager to hit the road. With the initial passion, find the initial dream and feel the initial experience. Let's hit the road!

2 1, three disciplines and eight points for attention Article 7: Do not molest women.

22. I said, brother, you took my place. I didn't come two days ago My daughter-in-law came yesterday. Today, it is your territory. If I don't hit you, I won't know that I sell sweet potatoes.

Qinling: Last time you helped me in the county, how can I thank you?

Zhong Yueming: As long as you don't promise each other, you can accept any thanks.

24. Xiao Bai shouted: Waiter, check out.

The clock drinks in the shade of the tree,

Xiao Bai: You are used to it.

Zhong said: People's Liberation Army has to pay for meals everywhere.

Zhong: I'll break up with them boys now and live with you three girls.

26. Can I come if you don't bite dogs or eat pigs? (Talking about girls? )

27. Eat by labor; Never lose face.

28. Just say what you want. I really want to bribe you!

29. If you see a big fat woman again, you can go up and slap them two times, and then you can tell her, I'll tell you, you seduce my dad again, and I'll fucking slap you! ! (affectionately abetting the king)

Have you ever found that your lover has become someone else's wife before you go home?

3 1, Min said to the little bastard; Fuck you, I don't care who you are.

Next time, I will teach you how to be a man.

33. Xiao Bai, what should we do next? I think it's time to kiss, and I don't know what it's like to kiss. Otherwise, let's try, if you dare not forget, my heart is also quite hairy. Xiao Bai: Try it. You can still eat me.

34. Xiaobai: "I want to watch you all the time. See what your future wife will look like. If not as good as me. Don't blame me for being a third party. "

Zhong said to Zhou's parents, "Any promise is pale before time."

In his last letter to Zhou, Zhong said, "It is hard to imagine that a man with no future will be loyal to love." What a realistic confession!

Don't always blame me for making mistakes.

Let's go back to our two villages and make them even. Don't die of drought or flood.

39. Xiao Bai: What's wrong with the name of the company?

Min Yue: My stomach hurts.

40. I haven't seen the real female doctor image for several years, and there is a calm and confident attitude between gestures.

You can see at a glance that this is a doctor with superb medical skills, and he will definitely perform cecal surgery.

4 1, even if someone pees in my mouth, I open my mouth, and then I say it tastes like fucking beer (Zhong Yuemin said)

42. Fu Biao: I watched you grow up, but I didn't know what you were. Just take your six-year-old child and lay thumbtacks in the pigsty. Did your son do it?

43. Fu Biao: At the age of seven, you used Li Nainai's stove to boil water, and Li Nainai was still saying, Ah! The child has grown up and knows how to boil water. What happened? As soon as the water boils, you pick up the kettle and water the flowers directly. Your boy did this, too (Fu Biao said Yuan Jun)

If I haven't heard from him in a month, I'll write to their commander and tell him to give up this mess and send this bastard back to northern Shaanxi. -say that finish Zhou Xiao white hair a happy smile, and then long out of breath. What a lovely line, much like the words of young women who suffered in that era.

45. G: You are a loser.

Zhong: I told you ~ `You don't believe me ~ ~

46. Zhou said with a smile, "This is the rule here. A good boy who kept his own place since he was a child would never have thought of so many crooked ways even if he was killed. On the contrary, the person who can come up with this circuitous trick must be a child that dogs hated when they were young. "

47. Min Yue: Why are you crying? This is not an execution ground. Petty, gentlemen run the world, this is just a little interesting, and the fun has not yet begun.

48. Man Dun: I haven't had a big bite of Dalian Wotou.

49. Girls should not make themselves too abstruse, or their charm will decline! ! Zhong told Qinling! !

To put it simply, people like you were brave, heartless and violent at first. Draw your sword if you don't agree. Second, these people hate all orthodox preaching, and what is sacred to others becomes a joke in their mouths. Third, these people have a certain cultural taste and like reading and learning. Their main motivation is not to confuse themselves with others. They like to show their uniqueness, so they also have some independent thinking ability. "Probably belong to a little cultural hooligans.

5 1, buddy is still alive?

52. Yuan Jun: I said, why did you suddenly jump with the crops watered with manure?

53. When eating noodles! You can hear the sound of our canteen from a distance! Celie snores! Like pigs eating swill!

54. When Zhang Haiyang told Mandun that he had just joined the army, he said: Thanks to Chairman Mao's deputy, I also went to the Eighth Route Army. When I went out, my father said, don't come back to see me unless you kill some Japanese devils!

55. What's more, Zhang Haiyang said that he was running around with his pants on, and the ocean asked him about it. He said he was looking for dirt, the ocean said he was looking for dirt, and Mandon said he was wiping his ass ~ ~

Do you think roses can grow on this yellow land? I don't think so.

57. It is never shameful to eat by labor ... So Zhong Yueming embarked on the industry of selling sesame cakes.

58. Zhong Yuemin When they first went to the countryside, they ran out of food. Zheng Tong kept crying hungry. Min Yue said, I know you are hungry. I know you are hungrier than anyone, but you must learn to be patient. Not only tonight, but also tomorrow when you go to the county. When we arrive in the county town tomorrow, we may not find food. Even if we find some food, we can't eat it. Why? Because it has to be eaten by the old people and children in the village. Why? If nothing else, just because we are men.

59. Yuan: Uncle policeman.

Policeman: No, no, no, I don't have a nephew like you!

60. Zheng Tong pointed to Zhong Yuemin and said, This is a child star. He acted in many movies when he was a child. Do you know him?

Qinling: I know, aren't you the ginseng doll with a fart curtain in it in the cartoon?

6 1, if you die, you will spend the last penny. Zhong Yuemin has a clear accounting attitude: "Then let's settle accounts. How many steamed buns did you lose to me? " "Just three. I will pay them back later. " Zhong Yuemin jumped up: "Later? Can I fucking survive? Cash it now, don't talk nonsense. "

62. Death by drought and death by waterlogging! (When going to the countryside, the result of seven men and three women)

63. All women are slimmer than it.

64. Ning Wei finally spoke: "Why are you so annoying? Anything else? Go away if you have nothing to do. "

65. Zhong: Wolves want to eat meat. Isn't it more meat and less meat? Grab it. Whoever grabs it counts.

Ginger: You eat what's in the bowl and think about what's in the pot.

Zhong: The point is that I can't eat anything in the bowl now. There is too little meat in the pot. If I'm not careful, I lost it. When I came to my senses, the bowl flew away, which had nothing to do with me.

66. At one time, I told Xiaobai that I was stimulated. When I see a lesbian, I think she is a beauty. I described the smile of a fool who threw fruit at him from a tree as "If she turns her head and smiles, a hundred spells will be cast". As a result, Zhang Haiyang said, "That's a fake smile, and my nose is still hanging on my face!"

67. Director Wang, you have wronged me. I was born with one leg long and one leg short. Because of this physical defect, Yuan Jun and others always bullied me and nicknamed me "Bump". Who do you think I pissed off? It's not my fault that I look like this. Why do you always bully us disabled people …

68. Little bastard: Do you fucking know who I am?

Zhong Yuemin: Fuck you, I don't care who you are.

If we compare life to steelmaking, the smelting process of our generation is quite complicated and tortuous, so this generation should be special steel.

70. I have no education, I can't help it, but I have strength. Isn't that what Comrade Lei Feng did?

7 1, Zhang Wu Mandun: "Thanks to Chairman Mao, I am also in the Eighth Route Army. My mother said, come back to see me when you kill a few Japanese devils. "

Zhang Haiyang: "I'm fucking stupid. War of Resistance against Japanese Aggression has been over for more than 20 years. Where are the Eighth Route Army and the Japanese devils? "

Zhang Haiyang: "Dude, can I relax this kind of ideological education? I tell you, the first lesson I gave him was the story of Lei Feng. I said that when Comrade Lei Feng was a soldier, he covered the whole class by himself. Zhong Yuemin said, "You are a grandson! "

People: What should we do next?

Bai: I don't know.

Min: I think we should kiss next.

73. "Why don't you let me raise pigs? Why are our pigs getting thinner and thinner? Last time I ran a pig, boy, the fence was 1.5 meters high. The pig whizzed past, absolutely agile, but is it still called a pig? Might as well call it a weasel. If you want me to raise pigs, I promise to raise those pigs like elephants in two months. "

74, the most explicit love confession:

"Now, we pay attention to a pair of reds. Come and match a pair. How about making him red all his life? " "Comrade Jiang Biyun, you don't go to the wrong place. Even if I became a rogue at the moment, the party and the people did not abandon me. You should always give me a chance to turn over a new leaf Captain of the Young Pioneers, you can't destroy yourself. Seeing that I am trapped in a gangster gang, why can't you lend me your friendly hand and give me a hand? Even if you put yourself in, you will sacrifice for the revolution. "

"Comrade Jiang Biyun, don't go, help me, I need your help ..."

75. Ten years later, Zhong met Qin. He said, I have thought about what it was like to meet you at the beginning for countless times. You may be a wife. Your husband is wearing a white headscarf and a broken wool-padded jacket and has been giggling at me. You have a baby in your arms, and there are five children standing next to you, like steps from top to bottom.

Company commander, please don't communicate so loudly. Biting dogs don't bark. I'm not a 3-year-old, which doesn't scare me. . . . . I think you are boring. If you want to practice alone with me, don't shout. Let's find a place where no one is around to practice alone. Whoever loses his tooth and secretly swallows it will say that he has accidentally bumped into someone else. That's a man.

77. Actually, I am a person who loves life and art, and I am eager to meet a bosom friend, a person who loves art as much as I do. It's a pity that bosom friends are hard to find. I looked up and was surrounded by such little people as Zheng Tong and Yuan Jun. You don't know how painful my heart is. ...

78. Say to Zhou, "Of course it's your fault. You think, if a girl looks like a pig, doesn't bite people and dogs, and still hangs around in front of me. Doesn't this bother me? But when I saw you, I felt different. I wonder, how did you grow up? It's so beautiful that we ugly people are ashamed. "

79. When Zhou went to the pancake stall, he said, "A little life is going on, accompanied by a little beauty, with a small pancake stall, enjoying a little warmth and beauty!"

80. Zheng Tong commented on Zhong Yuemin: "A person who only pays attention to the process of life has no success or failure!"

8 1, people have to chase into the ditch all their lives. It's nothing, sometimes it's over when they bite their teeth, nothing else, just because we are men!

1, slap a bitch

2. Your Fang Ya and me.

I learned today that the company commander is the number one fugitive in the world.

4. You are bored! ~

5, alas, grandson, you are not satisfied, we will practice alone.

6. From a distance, the golden rooster is independent. Close up, the horse lacks hoofs, runs like a lotus leaf in the wind, and it is not normal to lie on the kang.

7, the front is tight ~ ~ `.

We should educate them ideologically and influence them spiritually.

9. White: "Rogue"

Min: "How do you know my name?"

Bai: "You bastard"

Min: "Hey! It's amazing, even I know my nickname. "

10, we have seven men and three women here, and there are more wolves than meat!

1 1. Are there any animals worse than people in this world?

12, the revolution only has a different division of labor, and there is no distinction between high and low.

13, treat your own class sister, can't you care?

14, the revolution needs to bring up the next generation of successors!

Proletarian revolutionaries all over the world can become relatives because of the internationale.

16, we are the flowers of the motherland and need to be watered frequently.

17, as far as you are concerned, you are still a hooligan. This is a disgrace to hooligans. Practice hard after going out, and don't embarrass the hooligans.

18 Director Ma, don't be soft on Zhong Yueming. Pour the pepper water first, then put it on the tiger stool with eight pieces on it.

Brick, don't try to be a honey trap. This grandson will be there for sure.

19 but in this case, the bear didn't care, because for the bear, breaking the stick is a kind of.

Hobbies, you don't have to eat, even if you break off and play, but some sticks are serious and take the initiative to put your mind.

The bag reached in the past, and the bear, of course, came to the net, so the stick further asked the bear to stop.

The hobby of breaking sticks, I only eat this one all my life. Of course a bear can't do it. "

1, Bai: "rogue"

Min: "How do you know my name?"

Bai: "You bastard"

Min: "Hey! It's amazing, even I know my nickname. "

There are seven men and three women here, with more wolves and less meat.

3. Is there any animal worse than man in this world?

Proletarian revolutionaries all over the world can become relatives because of the internationale.

As far as you are concerned, you are a disgrace to hooligans. Practice hard after you go out, and don't be humiliated by the hooligans.

6. Director Ma, don't be soft on Zhong Yueming. Pour pepper water first, then put it on a tiger stool with eight bricks on it. Don't try to be a honey trap. This grandson will certainly cooperate.

7. If you win, you will be happy, if you lose, you will be grateful. If you have thunder in your chest and look like a Pinghu, you can worship the general.

8. According to what you said, our mechanized troops can all be changed into infantry companies. When you become a teacher, our tanks and cannons will all go back to the steel plant, and then everyone will be given a large piece of knife film. We can't beat it! Kick the enemy tanks with our iron feet!

9. Send your teeth. Bye.

10, Qinling: Last time you helped me in the county, how can I thank you?

Zhong Yueming: As long as you don't promise each other, you can accept any thanks.

1 1, living by labor, never losing face.

12, you're welcome to say that I really want to bribe you!

13, everyone has a bad word, but one person gritted his teeth and survived.

14, your father is also the director, and your household registration book and non-staple food book are counted together, less than ten, right?

15, Xiao Bai: "I want to watch you all the time. See what your future wife will look like. If not as good as me. Don't blame me for being a third party. "

16, any promise is pale in front of time.

17, it is hard for a person with no future to imagine that he will be faithful to love.

18, is there a poet who goes out with a kitchen knife every day?

19, Xiao Bai: Name? Which unit? What's the matter?

Min Yue: It's just a stomachache.

20. Zhong Yuemin: OK, I see. In the future, if someone pees in my mouth, I have to open my mouth. Then, I have to say, it tastes like fucking beer.

2 1, Fu Biao: Your boy, I watched you grow up. I don't know who you are. Think of you as a six-year-old and throw thumbtacks into the pigsty. Did your son do it?

Fu Biao: When you were seven years old, you used a Li Nainai furnace to boil water. Li Nainai said, "Ah! The child has grown up and is sensible, knowing what will happen when the water is boiled. As soon as the water boils, you pick up the kettle and water the flowers directly. Your boy did this (Fu Biao told Yuan Jun)

22. Gao Yue: You rogue!

Zhong: I told you ~ `You don't believe me ~ ~

23. This is the spirit of contract. The world is at peace and the country supports us. When the country is in trouble, we will bleed for the country. This is our responsibility and obligation!

24. Yuan Jun: I said, how can you climb up like a crop watered with dung?

25, Zhong Yuemin, when they first went to the countryside, they had no food, Zheng Tong kept crying hungry, and Min Yue said:

I know you are hungry, I know you are hungrier than anyone, but you must learn to be patient. You have to endure not only tonight, but also tomorrow. When we arrive in the county town tomorrow, we may not find food. Even if we find some food, we can't eat it. Why? Because it has to be eaten by the old people and children in the village. Why? If nothing else, just because we are men.

26. Our class is a big dye vat, not to mention Wei. Even if Chiang Kai-shek comes, we will reform him.

27. Yuan: Uncle policeman.

Policeman: No, no, no, I don't have a nephew like you!

28. The four seas are churning, the clouds are angry, the five continents are shaking, and the wind and thunder are exciting for thousands of years. Time is too long to seize this day.

29. Gao Yue said: When you are old enough to play, come back and live honestly with me, ok?

30. (Lens 1: A hen grinds rice in front of the clock and the ocean)

Zhong: Ocean, what kind of chicken is that?

Ocean: Hen.

Zhong: No, it's roast chicken.

The next scene is that they are roasting chicken.

If life is compared to steelmaking, the smelting process of people in our area is quite complicated and tortuous. So people in this field are special steel, and now most of them are the middle forces of society. They are active in all walks of life in today's society. When we first came into contact with society, it was 1968. It was a stormy time. We are called the third generation! !

Min Yue: Do you still know each other?

Ocean: I'll know you when you skin it!

Chairman Mao called us and said that thousands of martyrs died heroically in front of us for the benefit of the people. Let's hold high their flags and March forward with their blood.

The endless road in Xiongguan is really like iron, but now it is striding from the beginning, from the beginning like the sea, and the sunset like blood.

Min Yue and the ocean, can you give me some face? Actually, everyone is not an outsider, Min Yue. Let me introduce you. This is Zhang Haiyang, who lives in the Second Hospital and Bayi School. Ocean, he comes from schools in Zhong Yuemin and Yu Ying, and he is one of our own. It's embarrassing not to let outsiders see the flood rushing to Longwang Temple.

Zhong is not as easy to bully as you fucking are. I haven't eaten for two days, and you've got your revenge.

Zhong Yuemin: Can you be kind to me?

Late: No.

Zhong Yuemin: I just wonder why you are so calm when you rob other people's food.

Chi: Use this (fist)!

Zhong Yuemin: You mean whoever has a hard fist will eat it?

Chi Baoqiang: (Nodding)

Zhong Yuemin: Yes. Then don't eat. I'll see who has a hard fist.

Zheng Tong:

Comrade Zhong Yuemin.

You are just a bear with a broken stick.

Break up, lose.

Pick it up if you lose it.

Pick it up and throw it away.

I said, can you give bonzi a chance to live ~ ~ ~

Nothing is a scholar!

Actor's lines

1. A person who doesn't believe in the future can hardly believe that he will be loyal to love.

The wine in the glass is gone, and the party is over.

Because my father told me not to make any promises when I was uncertain. Because in the face of time, any promise is pale.

I only know that you are a killer, and falling in love with you will lose your life.

You just can't be tempted by this kind of man, because this kind of man is easy to hurt women. It is unfair to women. It's like a bear breaking a stick and then throwing one away. But if the stick sticks its head out by itself, can the bear not break it? That bear just has a hobby of breaking sticks. But the stick is getting harder. Can you blame the bear?

6. Marriage is not to be taken care of. In that case, you might as well find a nanny.

7. Man is the animal with the strongest memory.

Anyway, I expect you to be by my side, I expect you to leave, and I expect you to come back to me. You will always be too tired to walk, and then we will get married, and I will stay with you every day.

9. Ungrateful is not necessarily a bad thing. Only by protecting yourself can we be kind to others.

10. Victory is not false happiness; Don't be afraid of losing. He who has thunder in his chest and a face like a lake can worship the general.

1 1. He is a man on the road, at least he is a spiritual drifter.

12. We envy Zhong Yuemin and appreciate Zhong Yuemin, but we can't be Zhong Yuemin.

13. He doesn't value the result, but only pays attention to the process, but with this kind of thinking, there is no difference between success and failure.

14. It's lonely to walk alone at night. Would it be better to go alone?

15. For men, a woman who needs nothing is like a mine.

16. He loved you, loved Qinling, and loved other women. He was sincere. But he will not be responsible for his love. Love is life, and life in Zhong Yuemin is always changing. He doesn't want to be lonely. What women need is dependence and stability, so Zhong Yuemin is not suitable for marriage. He is protecting you, and he doesn't want you to get stuck in it and ruin your life. I love you, too. I can stay forever.

17 you. Or liberate all mankind? Save yourself from the hooligans first.

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In fact, most girls can understand Zhou's right axis, right "management", persistence in love and obsession.

Qinling Mountains. A woman who is extremely sober and rational. She knows that they have each other's lives and roads to go. My question is, although she said that women should be independent, including financially, did she really do it?

Gao Yue. Maybe it's just a little girl movie. But when he was most vulnerable and depressed, he was by her side.

Yuan Jun was weakened in TV series. Especially in the back, there is almost nothing wrong with him.

Besides, Zheng Tong became sour later. He used to be a hooligan.

Uncle horse. Typical elder image. You can see his love and affection for Zhong Yuemin.

Director Wang. In fact, he is a good man.

Yong. Makes me sad. His life is extremely difficult and painful. It is the epitome of a generation's life.

Full of hoarding. Actually left a deep impression on many people. Everyone thinks he is clever. In fact, we are nothing. On the contrary, those who seem to know nothing, such as Mandun, see it most clearly.

Zhong Yuemin

This man, said the ocean, is very lucky to know you. The feelings between him and his friends are like relatives without blood.

Qinling said she loved him, but she wouldn't be with him. The woman who loves him is willing to do everything for him.

He said that queuing for begging is no different from being a soldier in the army. It's just a way of life. He threw himself into it happily. It's all just a game. Change it when you are tired of playing. He said that the woman who lives with him can accompany him happily even if he goes out to beg. Then when they are full, they lie on the grass and catch lice from each other. If he is used to living a good life, if he wants to catch savages on the dragon shelf, she can go with him.

Such a man can't give a promise and a long time. But what if I don't believe in promises at all?

love

Perhaps, everyone has their own hurdles in their hearts.

Zhang Haiyang's hurdle is Zhou, and Zhou's hurdle is Zhou's. In fact, he also has his hurdle, and his hurdle is Qinling.

tears

When I saw it for the first time, I came back from Zhong Yuemin and started watching it one by one.

Seeing his reunion with the Qinling Mountains, when he stood at the end of the theater, my tears suddenly came down. I don't know what happened between them, but I feel powerless before time.

This time, it made up for the past, but it was much calmer.

But Zhong Yuemin's mobilization before the war and the death of Man Dun brought tears.

Zhou: "Rogue."

Zhong Yuemin: Yo, how do you know my name?

Zhou: "You bastard!"

Zhong Yuemin: Hey, it's amazing. Even I know my nickname.

Zheng Tong: Zhong Yuemin's legs are not on the same side. A classmate in our class even wrote him a poem. It says that from a distance, the golden rooster is independent, but from a close look, the steed lacks hoofs, runs like a lotus leaf in the wind, and lies on the kang.

Zhong Yuemin: Well, in the future, even if someone pees in my mouth, I will stick my mouth out and promise not to get angry. You have to boast, just like beer, it's delicious.

Zhong Yuemin: Just because of your right-wing image, it's easy for people to talk about politics. Don't say that you are attacking the Party at random, at least you are deliberately discrediting socialism. How many beggars with glasses have you seen? I said, why don't you need food? All because of your image. "

Pass the tooth and break it (forget who said that)

Yuan Jun: Why am I shocked and you are like a crop watered with excrement!

Before going out to war: I lamented that the years passed and my fame was not established. The scholar is old, and the opportunity comes!

Zhang Haiyang: For show, that Jing Ke looks like a great hero by the Yishui River. He looks tragic, but his skills are a bit fashionable. As a professional assassin, he should have some real skills, or sell dog skin plasters.

Yuan Jun: Have you ever seen porcelain, except that your toilet is porcelain?

Zheng Tong: After only giving him 300 yuan, he shouted, "Long live Chairman Mao!" If Chairman Mao knew that he was stealing things from home to sell, he would definitely take them out.