Who has all the elephant and ant jokes?

A group of ants were on the road, and an elephant passed by. One ant didn't escape, and other ants said to that ant on the roadside: "Trip him to death!"

One day, an ant said to an elephant Then the elephant fainted. Do you know what the words are?

The ant said to the elephant: "Dear, I am pregnant."

The elephant woke up and said something to the ant. The ant fainted. What was this?

Hehe, "Honey, let's do it again."

The elephant and the ant got married, but the elephant died within a few days. The ant was very sad, crying and cursing: My dear, why are you walking ahead of me? I don’t have to do anything in this life. If you don't do anything else, I'll bury you!

1. One day, a rabbit found an ant hiding behind a tree and putting one foot outside. The rabbit was very strange. Asked what the ant was going to do, the ant said: "Shh, keep your voice down, the elephant is coming, watch me do somersault~~~

2. The next day, the rabbit saw a group of ants forming a row. The team marched forward vigorously, but the rabbit fainted. "Where are you going?" "One of the ants said, "Hey. ． Forget it, a brother knocked down an elephant yesterday. ． Falling and seriously injured. ． We rush to donate blood to the elephants~~~

3. On the third day, the rabbit saw an elephant burying itself in the soil with only one foot exposed. The rabbit asked the elephant what it was doing. ． The elephant choked and said: "The day before yesterday, an ant knocked down one of our brothers and turned him into a vegetable elephant. Today, I have to avenge my brother no matter what I say... I also have to throw them somersaults... at least Give him a schizophrenia~~

4. On the fourth day, the rabbit saw a group of ants cutting down trees. The rabbit was puzzled. The ants told the rabbit, "Hey. ． Forget it. Yesterday, a brother went out and accidentally stepped on an elephant's leg and broke it. We had to get some pieces of wood to make splints for the elephant~~~

The elephant accidentally stepped on an ant. The nest was covered with ants. The elephant shook its body, and the ants fell to the ground one after another. Only one of them was still holding on to the elephant hair on its neck. The ants on the ground looked at it and shouted in unison: strangle him to death!!! < /p>

There are many stories between ants and elephants

1 One day, the ants were basking in the sun on the road. At this time, the elephant came over. The elephant asked the ants to give way, but the ants refused, so the elephant threatened them. : "If you don't get out of the way, I'll trample you to death!" The ant heard this and said with disdain: "If you dare, come here and I'll kill you for being such a bitch."

2 One day, the elephant was bathing in the river. At this time, the ant ran over and said, "Stand up and let me take a look?"

The elephant stood up and said, "What are you doing?" The ant breathed a sigh of relief and said, "My underwear is missing. I thought it was Where did you steal it?"

3 One day, the ant came to the elephant nervously and said, "Brother Elephant, I am pregnant, could it be your child?"