Who really wants to see a joke, because when he is in a bad mood, he can only find a way by himself, and no one can help me?

Going to McDonald's to go to the toilet, the mother led the crying child in the street.

Child: "Mom, I can't help it. I want to pull it out. "

Mom: "Wait a minute! Go to McDonald's! "

The child ran like crazy, stopped at the door, followed by his mother, who rummaged through the toilet paper in the bag, looked at the child and couldn't push the door, shouting, "Pull (the door)!"

Child: "Oh!" So I took off my pants. ...

Dad, you can't do this. Yesterday, I went to my sister's house to rub rice and steam crabs. My brother-in-law clipped one for me and one for my four-year-old niece.

"Dad, you eat."

"Dad doesn't eat, give it to Xiao Yan and the baby."

The little niece said, "Dad, you can't do this. You should be kind to yourself. You won't eat like a cow every day. You are exhausted. Other uncles will spend your money, live in your house, sleep with your wife and beat your baby! Eat! Eat quickly! "

One summer after being bitten by a German shepherd, my brother went to a friend's house to play. The man has a German shepherd at home, which is very kind to everyone. When he saw his brother, he just bit his toe. Brother goes to get rabies vaccine at once.

A week later, I went to my friend's house again, but I didn't see the German shepherd. My brother asked, "Where's the dog?"

The friend looked at him sadly and said, "Dead. I will die if I bite you. "