What wonderful things has your other half done?

My husband said hello, beauty when he answered the phone of his colleague yesterday. I was jealous, and he was helpless when I talked about him. He's just angry, his mouth is rotten and he can't laugh. I angrily found a joke book to tell him jokes. Finally, he said that his wife should stop reading and give me some medicine. When sleeping at night, she dreamed that she called him a beauty and slapped him directly. Wake up and scold him. As a result, my nine-month-old daughter crawled over and slapped her father on the wound. His father complained and slapped him several times at the same time, which made me laugh to death.

I once dreamed that my husband was cheating on me. No matter what he said the next day, I only replied to a scroll. When I came home from work at night, my husband grabbed me and asked me what was wrong. I cried and called you a fucking liar. Ask me what happened! My husband was forced to ask me when. I said that in my dream, my husband was speechless.

Haha, some time ago my husband took his son to watch TV in the living room. I dreamed that my husband married a second wife. I felt so sad and angry in an instant, and then I woke up. I ran into the living room and slapped my husband, which stunned him! He asked, why did you hit him? I said, I dreamed that you married a second wife. Do you dare to marry a second wife? I'll kill you! My husband is very wronged and said, if you dream, how can I care what you dream? I'm not wronged if you still have to hit me in your dreams?

I dreamed that my husband was flirting with my female colleague! Shit, it woke me up! Slap him, kick him, and then he wakes up with a stupid face! Then I hugged him and said, don't be afraid, don't be afraid of your nightmare! Then he breathed a sigh of relief, hugged me tightly and said that he dreamed of being beaten!

I dreamed that I just got married and saw him standing in front of me hand in hand with my first love. I slapped him angrily, and then he suddenly sat up, stupid. I dare not open my eyes [cover my face]. It took him a long time to hold me back to sleep!

Once I dreamed of quarreling and fighting with others, and a good friend was watching me. The very next day, he invited me to eat hot pot. He called me when I didn't reply to the message. I answered very hot and said leave me alone. He asked me if I had taken gunpowder. I said, who told you to watch me quarrel with others in your dream and not help me? I ignored him for more than a week. In fact, I was too busy at work, but he gave me a "failed" look for a week. Haha, I laughed when I thought about it during the holiday, gave him two bottles of wine and made up again. Good friends have walked together all their lives.

I often dream that my boyfriend is entangled with my ex, and I wake up many times and kick him? Another time I dreamed of biting him in my dream, I suddenly woke up in a daze, and I bit the hand under my head hard. When I woke up the next day, I saw teeth marks on his hands. I was surprised to ask him what was wrong, but my boyfriend was fine. No matter how I hit, kick and bite, my boyfriend just has no temper. He can hug me and coax me every time, and then I fall asleep again.

In the middle of the night, I dreamed that my husband had two children with a divorced woman. After waking up, I slapped him decisively. My husband is lying under the bed, getting ready for bed. He paused and asked me why I hit him. I told him what I dreamed. He said that your dream has nothing to do with me. Even if you get divorced later, it won't be because of this. As soon as I heard the idea of divorce, I hit him a few more times, which made me feel bad and made you feel better.

It's my husband who is very melodramatic. Once I went to my good friend's house to play and came home too late. I slept until midnight and got a call from my husband. I was on the ground floor of the building when you came down. I was so scared that I thought something was wrong at home. My sentimental husband said piteously, I can't sleep without you at home, and I always feel something is missing and I'm not used to it. I'm here to take you home! My good friend stepped on her husband. Look at other husbands. Look at you! My good friend's husband looked at my husband maliciously, which was really embarrassing! The important thing is that my good friend's home is almost 100 km away from mine.

Haha, let me tell you an interesting story. A roommate who shared with others more than ten years ago, a little girl of about twenty, found a small object. She went to her boyfriend's house for the first time, slept in the same bed with her boyfriend's mother at night, and was suddenly awakened in the middle of the night. As a result, she found her hand on her boyfriend's mother's boobs and turned around and went back to sleep. After getting up early the next day, she felt that her boyfriend's mother looked at her strangely and her eyes kept smiling.