How do you understand his jokes?

Before the exam, Xiaohong said to Xiaoming, if you can get the first place in the class this time, I will slap you now. The whole class heard it. After the papers were handed out, everyone quietly put down their pens and planned to hand in blank papers. Xiao Ming's eyes filled with tears, looking at 200 Jin Xiaohong, silently tore up the test paper and ate it! Xiaohong smiled and wrote Xiao Ming's name on her test paper. You'll never guess the ending of love! ! ! When the teacher was correcting the test paper, he threw the only test paper with an answer into the shredder. After all, she is Xiaoming's mother. The headmaster saw it under the door and secretly filled in a test paper with Zhang Xiaoming's name. After all, Xiao Hong still has nude photos of him and Xiao Hong's mother. The director of education found the test paper and burned it. He looked at the fire with satisfaction and remembered Xiao Ming's tender body. Love never ends! ! ! The mayor received the news and changed Xiaogang's test paper to Xiaoming's. After all, Xiaohong won't come to train him with Xiaoming again. The governor sat in his office, silently watching the mayor's every move displayed on the screen. He gave the order and the school office caught fire. After all, Xiao Ming is his son. However, everyone doesn't know that the vice principal has secretly taken the test paper to his office, then walked to the secret door behind the bookshelf and knelt in front of Xiaohong. Xiaohong took off his mask and clothes that seemed to be more than 200 kilograms thick, revealing his charming face and slim figure, and said in a wind chime-like voice, "We never know what will happen to him about love.