My female colleague is going to an interview at the weekend to ask for my advice (a joke with my female colleague)

1. On Friday, my female colleague asked me, "Do you think the leaders will let me work overtime in the company on weekends?"

I replied, "Certainly not, I will let you stay at home."

2. Female colleague: "I went to the beauty salon for a facial at the weekend."

me: "Your original face is fake?"

3. As soon as the female colleague entered the room, she asked, "Who ate steamed buns in the office? It smells good."

me: "I didn't wear shoes. I didn't expect you to like it. "

4. At 4 o'clock in the afternoon, my female colleague took a cake and asked me," Do you eat cake? "

I was about to answer when she added, "I'm just asking."

5. The female colleague ate the cake and said, "This cake is very delicious, and it melts in the mouth."

me: "Is it different to eat saliva? "

6. At 9 o'clock in the morning, the female colleague of the company didn't arrive at work because of something, so she sent a special message to ask if my leader had looked for her.

I said, "Yes, but I said you had to go out temporarily for something, and you will be back later."

The female colleague was very grateful and said, "I'll treat you to delicious food later."

I said, "You're welcome. Colleagues should."

Then I remembered to ask me one more question: "Why did you say I went?"

me: "I said you were pregnant and had a checkup."

7. My female colleague is going to an interview at the weekend and asked me what to wear: "Is it better to wear formal pants or OL skirt?"

Me: "Leopard skirt is better."

8. I was squatting in the toilet when a phone call came and asked me to pick up the courier.

I had to call my female colleague: "Sorry, I have something to do and I can't get the express. Can you get it for me?"

female colleague: "No, why don't you get it yourself?"

me: "Please, I really have something to do?"

female colleague: "what's so important?"

me: "diarrhea, hmm. . . Ah. . . . Poof. . . Hua "