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Tell me about being deceived
1. The strength I want is not someone’s strong embrace. It is a place where I cannot stay.
2. Time makes people grow old. I found an unknown way back, but forgot the way I came.
3. Don’t deceive others, because the only people you can deceive are those who believe in you.
4. Liars deceive fools for a lifetime. Just for fun.
5. I wish someone would say to me, you don’t need to change yourself, I can just get used to you.
6. "All the flowers, honors and praises in the world are not worth the smile you turned around and smiled at me."
7. You even deceived me about the reason for leaving. What?
8. Don’t take my trust in you or deceive my feelings. You are committing a crime.
9. I can no longer find the self who vowed to be happy.
10. I hope that the next person you deceive will make you sincere.
11. No one dares to say that the path they have taken in life is the best for them.
12. If you are so cute in front of others, I won’t like you
13. If my leaving can bring you a smile, then you might as well cry.
14. Don’t lie to me, you know I will believe you even if it is a lie.
15. You know the most extravagant thing I have ever done is to spend my entire youth loving you.
16. Life is just a drop in the ocean, but it carries too many unavoidable feelings.
17. I like to be at the window, like to watch the starry sky in the dark night, and like to quietly recall the past.
18. Time flies so fast that we are always filled with tears because we are afraid of losing it.
19. Behind every fool there is a liar.
20. Those who leave can turn around gracefully, but those who are left behind have to face the changes in things and people alone.
21. Losing is like the suffocating pain of drowning, the heart-wrenching pain and the bone-piercing despair.
22. Indifference will drain all a person’s enthusiasm.
23. Even if it takes a lifetime of happiness, can I put on a smile and stop crying?
24. Maybe people who love to laugh are feeling uncomfortable in the most beautiful way.
25. Say sorry to yourself for getting hurt because of your stubbornness.
26. Cheating can be forgiven, but trusting again is difficult.
27. If you say you don’t expect anything in return, that’s just polite. All your efforts are eager to be rewarded.
28. As you can see, there is no room for deception in front of the facts.
29. Love as if you have never been hurt; believe as if you have never been deceived.
30. It’s not your fault for being deceived. It’s your fault for being stubborn. Tell me if you feel you have been deceived.
The so-called sofa is beautiful in appearance, just because the bottom is covered by a layer of fiber paper. The inside of it, after being exposed to the sun for a long time, the bottom part has fallen off. I turned it over today and saw that the sofa was originally made of wooden strips. I instantly felt that I had been cheated.
Tell me about how you feel you have been deceived
1. On the streets of Wuhan, a woman asked for help for 4 yuan for a ride. Should I give her or not? I’ve seen it many times and feel like I’ve been fooled?
2. After spending several days in a row, I feel like I have been cheated. I stared at it for a long time, but it didn’t grow at all. . .
3. Only then did I realize that those cold-blooded people who can’t post a few times a year on Moments don’t really don’t post. They also need to express themselves. It’s just visible in groups. I feel like I’ve been fooled. .
4. It’s raining today. Mom, grandma and I were planning to go shopping together. On the bus, we met a familiar lady who was selling her own products. Her voice was the only voice in the whole carriage. I feel that my little grandma has been fooled, and my mother is still hesitant. The price of this product blocks her heart.
5. Damn it, first-tier cities, first-tier prices, third-tier wages. . . I feel like I've been cheated. . .
6. How does it feel when you learn that you have fallen in love with someone who can never be with you? Don’t be fooled; now is the time to learn Uyghur language and all kinds of reluctance! so!
7. You tell me something, and your voice is very low. I make my hand look like a small trumpet, put it on my left ear, lean in and listen carefully until I hear your breathing in my ear. , I still didn’t hear what you were saying clearly. I knew I had been fooled. You laughed and narrowed your eyes. It was so charming. I feel like it's so sweet. This is probably what love looks like.
8. I was about to vomit blood and die. I refused to move and shared one or two bedrooms and one living room with a handsome doctor. By chance, I shared one, three bedrooms and one living room with a little fat man. He looked quite kind-hearted. , I paid a huge price for him, kicked him out of the master bedroom, and signed a half-year contract. Now I feel like I have been cheated. After half a year, I want to silence him before he moves in.
9. The book says: When your wife is angry, you can calm her down by just pressing her down on the bed and having sex. I tried it a few times and it really works! But now my wife gets angry at every turn and feels like she has been cheated.
10. Wake up completely this time! Do you see clearly who are the good guys and who are the bad guys? Do you really know? You are just a pawn! It’s nothing more than an indicator, nothing more than an insignificant person! See your own position clearly and do your own thing well. I am who I am. Strengthen yourself well. It is better to rely on yourself than to rely on anyone else! You have been fooled, just think about how you will live in the future! Just be happy yourself, don't care about other people's opinions or their moods! The most important thing is to know what you want. After this time, I know how uncomfortable it is to wrong yourself. In the future, you don’t have to believe for the sake of believing. Don’t just believe everything. That’s stupid! It's okay to be stupid once, but don't be stupid again after learning a lesson!
11. In Kunming, if you are a little careless when buying a car, the car salesman will add a lot of fees to the contract. The most common fee is the handling fee. Even if you found these tricks at the time, they basically said that these fees must be charged. Because it was your first time and you had no experience, you signed the contract. Later I found out that I was deceived, how can you protect your rights?
12. Uncle Hai, my mother-in-law joined a company that sells Xiu jade. She told her that Xiu jade is very valuable. In the big fire, a small piece of 20,000 yuan is guaranteed to make a profit without losing anything. I feel that she was fooled but did not listen to the advice and has already invested a lot of money. Is this Xiuyu famous? Could you please help me answer it, thank you.
13. He was lying on the bed and telling me something, deliberately speaking in a very low voice. I made my hand look like a small trumpet, put it on my left ear, leaned over and listened carefully until my ear I heard his breathing but still didn't hear what he was saying clearly. I knew I had been fooled. He laughed and narrowed his eyes. It was really charming. I feel like it's so sweet. This is probably what love looks like.
14. Today I bought a small down jacket that costs more than 1,000 yuan. It is light, comfortable and warm. But why do people like me feel happy and like it very much when buying clothes? After buying it, I regretted it and felt that I had been cheated. I always thought that this dress must earn me a lot of money. It is torture for someone like me who loves to buy clothes. This is a disease that needs to be cured, but I guess it still doesn’t work. Money, if you have a lot of money, you don’t have to think about these issues. If you like it, buy it. If you don’t like it, leave it alone. If you buy something you like, there will be nothing wrong with it!
15. I went to bed too late one night. In order to get me out of bed the next day, my mother told me, son, your girlfriend is waiting for you outside the door! As soon as I heard that it was serious, I hurriedly got out of bed, dressed myself up, and opened the door to the room. I saw my mother standing at the door with a proud look on her face. I knew I had been fooled.
16. Feishui Village in Rucheng, Chenzhou, Hunan. I feel like I’ve been cheated when I come here once in my life. It took me three hours to climb up. I didn’t see anyone else along the way. I walked for a while and took a rest. , I didn’t see the scenic spots I promised. It was very windy and raining on the top of the mountain. I didn’t bring an umbrella. I was shivering from the cold, tired and hungry. There is no one at the tourist service center at the top of the mountain. People may have died on top without even knowing it.
17. Home Credit Installment is a scam company. I applied for a cash loan but the money was not given to me. Now it has put a credit check on me and calls me every day asking for repayment. The interest rate is horribly high. Give it to their company. I called and said that it was my own business. Don’t be fooled. I won’t give you the money if you pay for the installment. You still have to pay it back when it’s over. 8,000 will be paid for you in three years’ installments, and 602 for one installment is very high
18. He felt like he had been fooled, but he couldn't figure out what was wrong for a while. He could only laugh twice, put the silver hairpin on the table, and asked: Captain, can you tell me, this silver hairpin? What's so mysterious about hairpin?
19. I just met my girlfriend when I went to the park yesterday. An old woman came over and took a handful of flowers, stuffed them into her hands and said: I bought them for your friend, it costs ten yuan. When I took it and gave it to my girlfriend, she said: Ten yuan a piece. You'd be stingy if you didn't buy it. If you buy it, you'll feel cheated.
20. I suddenly feel strange. It seems I've been cheated. After calming down, I found that I have been like a child recently. Whether I care or not, only I feel the most deeply.
21. I just met my girlfriend when I went to the park yesterday. An old woman came over and took a handful of flowers, stuffed them into her hands and said: I bought them for your friend, it costs ten yuan. When I took it and gave it to my girlfriend, she said: Ten yuan a piece. If you don't buy it, you're being stingy. If you buy it, you'll feel cheated.
22. Ask for an appraisal. Sisters who have used it can help you check if it's genuine. I feel like I've been cheated.
23. Why am I such a coward? I have to endure everything. I just feel that I have been fooled, I have tried my best, and I have no regrets for you. Now if you want to be angry with me, just get angry, if you want to be angry with your parents and children, just get angry! It's all other people's fault. Can you tell me what you have to vent to others every day?
24. Heyanmian is different from the one in real life. Damn, I feel cheated.
25. What’s wrong with wanting to live a good life? Tired. Extremely tired. Contradictions are still contradictions after all, and they will not change because of anything. I feel like I've been cheated.
26. Last night, this man stopped me with his wife and child and said that he lost his wallet at Xiaoshan Airport. The child was so pitiful. He took two hundred and added me on WeChat and said he would transfer it to me in the next two days. I. I regretted it a bit afterwards, feeling like I had been cheated. I hope my kindness is not stupid
Twenty-seven, my wife is angry. The book says that it can calm down as long as you lay down on the bed and have sex. It really works. I feel like I have been fooled!
28. When eating hot pot, I randomly ordered a few kebabs. The taste felt very familiar, but I couldn't remember it. After ordering a few more skewers, I remembered that this was the taste of Hippo meat skewers and felt that I had been fooled.
Twenty-nine. Carrying dozens of kilograms of luggage, walking around, I feel like I am going to die. I spent 20 yuan in the waiting room to buy some kind of business waiting room. As soon as I entered, I felt that I had been cheated. The only difference here is that there are different chairs, but there are the same number of people.
Thirty. I heard that my salary was going to be increased. To comfort me for my hard work at the end of the year, I advanced one month’s salary. When I saw the standard, I immediately felt cheated, so I raised it by fifty. Are you kidding me? Playing.
31. Do you have no confidence in your life? Do you have to fall in love and torture yourself? Is it bad to be single? The woman doesn't like the other person, but she likes the feeling of being chased by the other person, so she insists on hanging the other person up until the other person wakes up and stops being fooled. She still can't accept it. One word, cheap!
32. It was the first time I ate mangosteen. It tasted bitter and astringent. I felt like I had been cheated and it was sold at such an expensive price! After finally eating it, the white stuff was sticky. Is it bad?
Thirty-three, I was deceived and I was so angry that I exploded! ! I’m so pissed off at my memory! !
34. Ha, it is said that people who watched the movie felt cheated. For a movie that relies on music to render it, just listen to the music, and you don’t have to spend time watching it.
35. The deposit refund for Kuqi Bicycle has been delayed again and again. No one answered the customer service phone. They promised a refund within 1 to 7 working days. After waiting for half a month, there was no news. I felt like I was being cheated. It's a scam. I hope you can help me by forwarding it so that more people may be fooled.
Thirty-six, suddenly remembered that February only has 28 days. Oh my gosh, my vacation is almost over. I feel like I’ve been cheated! !
Thirty-seven. I went to Baishi Mountain today. It was the first time and the last time I went there. I was so tired and felt like I had been cheated. There was nothing to do on the mountain. The glass plank road at the top of the mountain was too short. It's not exciting either. The driver of the bus is really good at driving. I give him a thumbs up.
Thirty-eight. Suddenly I felt as if I had been cheated, and my heart was pounding.
Thirty-nine. Call others vicious? But I do feel like I was deceived, what I said was very perfunctory, complaining and being vicious are two different things, okay?
40. Why do I have no idea of ??watching Wolf Warrior 2, which was so popular at one time? I think back on those movies like "Awkward" and "Monster Hunt", they were all huge disappointments. I really don't want to watch them again. Fooled! It feels like losing your wife and losing your troops.
41. Think about it, I’m really terrible, I have super endurance. Many times I can’t tolerate it at all, but I force myself to accept it. Even though I don’t like it, I can’t really hate it. , a smile makes me feel like I am being fooled again
42. When I find that the job I dreamed of before is different from what I thought, I feel like I have been fooled.
43. Unfortunately today, I was defrauded of one hundred yuan by a woman who claimed to be from the Security Bureau! I didn’t expect that there are so many scammers in Xi’an, and I fell for it accidentally! I regret that I was too trusting. Just think of it as buying a lesson with your money!
44. But when I came and saw the table full of delicious food, I felt cheated. I felt like you were jealous that I had become thinner and more handsome recently
Forty-five, oops. After spending so much money, I feel like I have been cheated again. Feeling guilty about spending money.
Forty-six, holy shit, it’s so inhumane. Miss Puff, which I just watched in the theater last Friday, can be watched on Youku today? I feel like I've been cheated.
Forty-seven. It costs hundreds to get a check-up. I feel a bit cheated! Customers are not God, customers are just fooled. Funny emotional phrases
Advertising is to tell others that their money can still be spent in this way.
The attitude towards intellectuals marks the degree of civilization of a nation; the attitude towards workers and peasants tests the conscience of the nation.
Asking you how much sorrow you can have is like a eunuch going to a brothel!
Brother, let me throw a brick first. If there is jade, just throw it over.
If being rich is also a mistake, then I would rather make the same mistake again and again.
Life is nothing more than making others smile, and occasionally making others smile.
If you are unsure about domestic affairs, ask your wife; if you are unsure about foreign affairs, ask Google!
Women like men who are secure; men are often attracted to women who are insecure.
Love is not a refuge. If you try to take refuge there, you will be kicked out.
To test gold, you can use fire, to test women, you can use gold, and to test men, you can use women.
If a man has money, he will have a good relationship with everyone.
Between relatives, talking about money hurts feelings; between lovers, talking about feelings hurts money.
We had a small disagreement: she wanted me to turn dirt into gold, and I wanted her to treat gold like dirt!
Back then, you would be poor for the rest of your life if you didn’t go to college, but now you will be poor immediately after going to college.
There may be several women in the world who don’t eat, but there is not even one woman who is not jealous.
Being pregnant is like being pregnant. It takes a long time for people to see it.
Pretending to be stupid, if done well, can make you wise as a fool. Being dull, if done well, is called deepness.
There are many ways to destroy friendship, and the most radical one is to borrow money.
Half of the books in the world are written by stupid people for stupid people to read.
Some people are destined to wait for others, and some people are destined to be waited for.
What you eat is grass, what you squeeze out is pimples
There are two ways to pollute a place: use garbage, or use banknotes!
The ex-girlfriend is like a biological child, and the second-girlfriend is like an adopted one.
House prices are getting higher and higher, so there are fewer and fewer good men.
The early bird catches the worm, and the early bird catches the worm!
Rats never waste time at night, but we humans waste one-third of every day
When you put on the wedding dress of love, I also put on the monk's dress Kasaya
In the past: first-rate students went abroad, second-rate students took postgraduate entrance examinations, and third-rate students found employment.
Now: first-rate students are employed, second-rate students go abroad, third-rate students take postgraduate entrance examinations
Customers are not God, customers are just fooled.
It is not terrible to encounter a group of rogues on the Internet, but the terrible thing is to encounter a bunch of rogue software.
Children regard toys as friends, and adults regard friends as toys.
In real life, you use your real name to tell lies, but on the Internet, you use pseudonyms to tell the truth.
When you have no money, your wife is also your secretary; when you are rich, your secretary is also your wife.
A rich person is afraid that others will know that he is rich, and a poor person is afraid that others will know that he has no money.
Live well, because we will be dead for a long, long time.
Don’t believe in love at first sight, because you can’t tell how much money the other person earns at a glance.
We seem to have entered an era where love can only be proven by giving money.
You are the master of the words before they are spoken, and you become the slave of the words after they are spoken.
A high job is not as good as a high salary, a high salary is not as good as a long life, and a long life is not as good as happiness.
Stealing one person’s idea is plagiarism, stealing many people’s ideas is research.
Sometimes explanations are unnecessary - your enemies don't believe your explanations, but your friends don't need your explanations.
When people do good things, they always want the ghosts and gods to know about it, and when they do bad things, they always think the ghosts and gods don’t know about it. We make it too difficult for the ghosts. 15 sentences from Poisonous Chicken Soup: Study hard and you will be fooled every day
1. I hope that the sun will shine tomorrow and burn away rotten dreams.
2. Time is ruthless and first changes their bodies.
3. Unsatisfactory life happens every day.
4. All roads lead to Rome, and some people are born in Rome.
5. Why are you always jealous of talented people? Because no one cares how long a fool lives.
6. You are so awesome, the fatter you are, the better you are.
7. It is true that the waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves in front, and the waves in front die on the beach.
8. Life may not be as beautiful as you imagine, but sometimes it is worse than you imagine.
9. The meaning of life will eventually be dull is: the many blows of life will eventually make you lose your sense.
10. Chicken Soup says: Find a heart to love you when you are at your lowest, find a pair of hands to hug you when you are most vulnerable. What a cruel partner, neither at his lowest point nor at his most vulnerable, neither loving nor hugging.
11. May you be a sunflower, spinning around the sun all day long, being stupid and stupid, getting more and more stupid.
12. Sometimes, if you are not financially independent, all the nonsense you make will be nonsense.
13. His heart has already changed seasons, but you are still standing on the day he made the promise.
14. The heart seems to be in chaos because it is empty.
15. Study hard and be fooled every day.
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