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How did Mo Yanxin grow up?
In Mo Yan’s mind, the only person who taught him composition and inspired him to write novels was Teacher Zhang.
Why do you say that? Because after Mo Yan became famous, he went to visit Teacher Zhang. Teacher Zhang said that now I hear many people saying that they have taught you composition, as if I have never taught you. Mo Yan said that no one has taught me composition, but you have taught me.
Teacher Zhang is Mo Yan’s Chinese teacher. In Mo Yan's impression, when he was young, Teacher Zhang had a lot of acne on his face, big eyes, a long neck, and he looked very fierce. Mo Yan was a little afraid of Teacher Zhang. When Teacher Zhang glared at him, he wanted to urinate. Once, Teacher Zhang scolded Mo Yan in class, and Mo Yan was so frightened that he peed his pants on the spot. Teacher Zhang was very angry and scolded: "You naughty kid, how can you pee everywhere?" Mo Yan cried and defended: "Teacher, I didn't mean to..."
Mo Yan's age when he was in school at that time He was young and had poor ability to take care of himself, so his mother made him crotchless pants. For this reason, Mo Yan was often laughed at by his classmates. There was an older girl named Guo in the class who was particularly willing to watch boys stuff messy things into Mo Yan's crotch. The girl was too embarrassed to do anything, so she instigated some boys to torment Mo Yan. When the boy was tormenting Mo Yan, she was having fun on the sidelines, laughing until her face turned red. Teacher Zhang found out and severely stopped this bullying of classmates. This hasn't happened since.
But Mo Yan still made a joke.
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