Provide some humorous but not vulgar jokes.

1. When my wife came home from work and saw me playing games, she complained, "You don't do anything at home all day, just play games alone. You are too selfish! " I think what my wife said is quite reasonable, so I quickly called some friends over to play together.

2. Go to a small restaurant for dinner on business. I saw a man eating noodles. He "smoked and smoked" and ate it very well. I also ordered a bowl. Noodles are coming. I have tasted it. They're terrible. I asked the man, man, what a terrible noodle. You can eat it, too. The man looked at me and shouted at the kitchen, Wife, some people say your noodles are terrible.

3. Wife: "The 50th anniversary of marriage is called golden wedding, and the 25th anniversary is called silver wedding. We will be married for two years soon. What is a wedding? " Me: "Second marriage!" Madame ........

4. Do morning exercises with my wife. A woman walked by. Wife: Smell it? I am alert: What do you smell? Wife: The smell of rouge gouache! Me: Oh, fat and tacky powder! Well ... it's a good thing I'm smart and I didn't say anything wrong. It smells good. Ha ha ha.

In early years, a teacher drew a circle on the blackboard to remind pupils. There is a student who can't think of anything without food. The teacher asked him to think about it again, and not to have anything to do with what he ate. The student said, "Rat hole." The teacher said, "Why do you want a mouse hole?" The student said, "There is food in it.