Facial joke

It is said that three people went on a trip, but they were caught by primitive people. Primitive man asked the three of them to go out and look for a fruit, each looking for 100. A gentleman picked up a hundred apples, and the tribal leader asked him to stuff all the 100 fruits into his anus, but he couldn't laugh halfway. The man who laughed six times killed him and stuffed him into the third. A gentleman couldn't help laughing, so he was killed, and B gentleman gave 60 change. When they arrived in heaven, AB met. A asked B why he was laughing, and B said, "When I got to the 99th, I turned around and saw C Jun TM carrying a car full of durians! ! "

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