Dragon king rain joke

People who watch the journey are looking for one thing, that is, the dragon king's position in the westward journey is not high. Not only the gods in heaven can bully him, but even the last of wealth can bully him. A king of Lolo was cut down because he changed the number of raindrops privately, and he still slept. Really not high.

The Monkey King still dares to go to the Dragon Palace in the East China Sea to find the weapons of the Dragon King and take them for himself. Later, I took the scrub with Tang Yan. When I need water on the road, I will call the East China Sea Dragon King to show the rain.

And the East China Sea grows on the Monkey King, so there is no way. After all, I dare not commit a crime. So, the Monkey King gave him a few sneezes and coughs. Sometimes when the Monkey King is unhappy, he will go to the Dragon Palace of the Old Dragon King to drink. The old dragon king is also a wine waiter, and he dare not neglect it.

Surprisingly, however, he has always been obedient and dare not commit crimes. The Monkey King's East China Sea, but this did not give it to the Monkey King. If it can't rain, it won't be embarrassing. This happened in Tang Yutian, Fengxian County, saying that the people here are almost rude. I am sorry to hear that it hasn't rained in Fengxian for three years.

So the Monkey King thought of calling the Dragon King of the East China Sea, asking him to cough and give it to this place. I don't think the East China Sea Dragon King dared to give him face, but I didn't expect that this old dragon king not only didn't give him face, but also directly rubbed his face against the ground. Opposite the Monkey King, there has always been an indigenous sea dragon king, and this time it is finally difficult. I told the Monkey King it was raining, but I didn't say anything. I am listening to the Jade Emperor. Only the Jade Emperor said I didn't do it.

The Monkey King saw that the Dragon King had given him face. He is unhappy, but the thoughts in his mind haven't hit you for days. I didn't expect your wings. Is this harder? When the Dragon King of the East China Sea saw the Monkey King, he told the Monkey King that it really rained, but I didn't have the tools to rain, and I didn't get what I wanted. If you want to rain, you can go to Yu Di. I will go back to the Dragon Palace, soldier, and I will get out of the rain. I did not come back. I just left the Monkey King in the wind.

Seeing this, we not only feel strange, why is it so difficult to own the weak Dragon King of the East China Sea this time? Instead of giving a little face! As for why Longyang in the East China Sea dares to reject the Monkey King, in Bian Xiao, these are the reasons.

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Why does it rain in Longyang, Donghai? This may be related to his professional ejaculation, because you are responsible for the rain god, so you can have the best morality. You can't let yourself rain, which is too hugging. When it comes to the river, the dragon king of the river is surprised, but the dragon king of the East China Sea does not dare to rain. Although it is in charge, I still can't rain without orders, because it is against the rules. I can't be like the Dragon King, so I don't promise that the Monkey King is the Monkey King.

In Bian Xiao, the Dragon King rained everywhere, and then there was no rain in Fengxian for three years in a row. The dragon king must know. As for why it won't rain, the Dragon King will definitely receive orders, so he dare not put this place in the rain.

But for three years in a row, it didn't rain in this place. The dragon king in charge of the rain must be wrong, and then he will definitely say, why doesn't Miyu let itself rain? So I thought the Dragon King knew this truth, so the Monkey King let the Jade Emperor go to heaven and only ordered himself to rain.

Dragon king is more afraid of big boss.

Although the Monkey King is tall and will bully him, the Monkey King speaks more rice, but the emperor is his own boss. How dare you have a big boss? So, between the Monkey King and his boss, the Dragon King stood by his boss without hesitation.

Because the Monkey King changed this day, and then said a good word, and then gave it to a good host, but his big boss's sin was a big deal, and he knew very well that it was not allowed to rain there. How do you define your order at this time? If you hit the gun and get rid of it, you will fall in the rain and others will thank you. What about me? I still can't kill the jade emperor? This time the fool will get the gun!