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Have any teachers checked the sketches of students smoking?
Teacher: "Do you smoke?"
Student A: "Suck ..."
Teacher: "Suck? You are glorious! Go home and call your parents! ! "I was also beaten and recorded.
When student A went back, he said to the other four people, "Don't admit it when the teacher asks you whether you smoke or not. You all said you didn't smoke. I will take the responsibility myself.
After a while.
Teacher: "Do you smoke?"
Student B: "No."
"French fries, then." Then the teacher handed over the French fries.
Student B naturally stretched out two fingers. ...
Teacher: "Don't smoke? Go home and call your parents! "
Teacher: "Do you smoke?"
Student C: "No."
"French fries, then."
Student C carefully took the French fries and secretly thanked student B (fortunately, he came prepared).
Teacher: "Aren't you going to dip in some ketchup?"
Student C accidentally dipped too much sauce and began to play in the bowl. ...
Teacher: "Don't smoke? You are very good at playing ash ... call your parents! "
Teacher: "Do you smoke?"
Student D: "No ... Suck ..."
Student D was sweating like a pig after eating French fries.
Student D: "Thank you ... teacher ... I'll go back first if it's okay."
Teacher: "Don't you bring roots to your classmates?"
Student D: "Thank you, teacher." Put the French fries on your ear. ...
Teacher: "You know what I should say, don't call parents."
Teacher: "Do you smoke?"
Student E: "No"
I finally put the French fries in my pocket ...
Student E turned to go, and the teacher suddenly shouted, "The headmaster is coming!" "
I saw student E hurriedly take out French fries from his pocket and stamp them on the ground. ...
Note: the content is instructive, reminding students not to smoke!
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