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I picked up my pen and scribbled on my math textbook. It seemed irregular, but it seemed a little regular. Except for the conspicuous figures, every page is covered with the words Li. Click, a paper ball bounced on my desk. A quick glance reveals that the light rain in the front row is winking at me. Open the paper ball and it says, "Li is on duty tonight, seize the opportunity!" " ! ! "I sighed and stuffed the paper into the desk. After a while, I never gave up and took it out again. In that case, go to hell!
After class, I asked Xiaoyu carefully. Is this news reliable? About what time? Xiaoyu patted me on the shoulder with a sincere face: Lin Anqi, don't worry, I am not allowed to eat the door. Just be prepared. So I gritted my teeth and stamped my feet, lied that my toothache and the class teacher asked for leave, and slipped out of the school gate. I know there are many girls who like Li, and today's confession may not be successful. But I think I want to be the most special one anyway. Repentance can fail, and this is the key to making Lee remember me.
I walked into the comic book store near the school, thinking about asking the boss there what boys like and it is always right to do what they like. The boss looked at my eyes and I knew it clearly: "Oh, you children, do you want to buy cartoons for the boys you like?" I slapped a hundred-dollar bill on the table: "Uncle, just tell me what they like." The boss took money out of my hand and took a photo in the light: "If you like it, it must be martial arts. My martial arts book sells best here. " So I dug out two more martial arts comics from the bookshelf and sat on the stool next to me and flipped through them. It seems that just sending cartoons is a bit monotonous ... but time is running out. I must go back before the evening study.
When I slipped into the classroom, someone patted me on the shoulder and I almost screamed. Looking back, it was light rain. She looked at what I was holding and wondered: What are you doing with this? I pretend to be mysterious: You will know tonight, and I promise Forever won't forget me.
When I looked at my watch for the sixteenth time, the bell finally rang. I stood by the window of the classroom and looked down. The height is just right. Our class is on the second floor, and Li's class is on the first floor. There is a big flower bed in front. I climbed up the window with my legs crossed, holding the prepared props in my hand. The sunset stained the school with orange. I saw Li when the crowd was about to disperse. He is thin and tall, holding a broom and wearing a clean school uniform. I can even see the fan-shaped shadow under his long eyelashes, and the corners of his mouth are tilted when chatting with the boys around him.
I jumped with my umbrella without hesitation. What needs to be said is that my jumping posture is so handsome that I didn't react when I sat down in front of Li. My initial idea was beautiful. I am wearing a school uniform and holding an umbrella stuffed with petals. Like most martial arts dramas, when I fall in the air, my petals dance and kneel, which will definitely surprise everyone. At this time, I took out my comic book and confessed to Li: If you like martial arts, then I am a chivalrous woman. This is perfect, but it backfires.
There was silence for a while, then laughter. Umbrella and petals have long been blown aside by the wind, and comic books in my arms have also flown out. I tried to stand up, but found that my legs could not move. Xiaoyu, who was next to me, rushed to help me and whispered, "Good for you. I said, what are you doing with an umbrella? " . But an umbrella is not a parachute after all. Do you want to die for Li Mo? "I only know that my leg hurts badly, and I'm not in the mood to talk to her at all, nor to pay attention to the laughter around me, nor to see Li's surprised and distressed face.
Xiaoyu and I tried several times, but we still couldn't stand up. Then a voice overhead said, "Are you all right?" The voice is soft and cool, like a clear water. I looked up and saw a slender hand with clear joints, which corresponded to the beautiful face of the owner, delicate and white. Maybe it's because the sunset is so beautiful that my Li See Bai Mo's face is a little trance. I put my hand on his, endured the pain and said firmly, "My name is Lin Anqi, please write it down." There was a trace of doubt and worry on Li's face. He clenched my hand, picked me up and ran to the school hospital. Although my forehead is sweaty, I still hold on to Li's school uniform as if it were my lifeline. When I was about to faint, I heard Li's gasp and the sentence: "Hey, she should be broken ..."
Two: Hi, Miss Lin.
My "Flying Xia Nv" shocked the whole school and my parents. The class teacher took this opportunity to put all the charges on me: lying, not handing in homework on time, contradicting the teacher ... and she told her mother not to let me disturb Li's study. I'm only a sophomore and he's a senior. This year, I pointed him out of the north. In order to calm the head teacher's anger, my mother gave me three loud slaps in front of everyone in the office. I was calm and turned to look into my mother's eyes: "I just like Li."
In this way, news such as "Lin Anqi thrills on the blue face" and "Sister Lin loves beautiful teenagers" spread like wildfire. At first, everyone laughed at my recklessness and humiliation. Later, more and more people admired me, and even many girls came to my seat to deliver snacks. Let me tell you why I am so brave. Most importantly, on a rainy day, I received the first love letter in my life. Pale pink envelope, the words on it are a bit overbearing: Sister Lin accepts.
I was a little flustered when I first received the love letter. This is like a hot potato, I can't throw it away. I thought about it and decided to put it in my schoolbag and throw it in the trash can after school, so no one would know. Instead, I was blocked by uninvited guests just after I left the classroom. He showed his white teeth and waved to me and said, "Hello, Mrs. Lin." I tried to avoid him, but he held out his arm and stopped me: "Meet me, my name is Zeng."
Behind Li, there is a basketball in his hand. Obviously, he didn't see me just now: "Yu Shao, I've been looking for you for a long time. What are you doing in the second grade classroom? " Then he looked at me in amazement. In fact, I really want to talk to Li about the future. I want to tell him that I wanted to play the hero in the martial arts that day to surprise him, not scare him, but it seems that after that, I have no courage. In the words of Xiaoyu, I am like a deflated ball. Before he left, he didn't forget to tell me: "There is a bag of my favorite sugar-fried chestnuts in your desk. Remember to eat them. "
Three: I'll give you all the sugar-fried chestnuts and beg him not to like me anymore.
On the way after school, I read the first love letter in my life. The content in it is that my chivalrous behavior caught his attention. He thinks I'm funny and wants me to be his girlfriend. I wanted to throw the love letter directly into the trash can, but because he knew Li, I put it back in my schoolbag.
The next day, I bought ten packets of sugar-fried chestnuts and walked to the door of Class One, Grade Three, hesitating whether to go in or not. Li sat on the platform and supervised the students' self-study. When he saw it, he came out and asked, "What's the matter?" I looked around and motioned for him to lower his head. He is so tall that I'm afraid he can't hear me. He smiled, then bent down gently, with his ears sideways.
I stood on tiptoe, put my hands together in his ear and whispered, "I want to find Zeng." I hope you can help me give him these sugar-fried chestnuts, tell him that I bought all the sugar-fried chestnuts next to the school, and beg him not to like me. What do you think? " I don't know which sentence is more interesting In short, Li Mo smiled in vain. His eyes are bent to the moon, and the rising corners of his mouth seem to cover all the warm sunshine in the world. When he finished laughing, I took out the love letter from my schoolbag and said, "Give this to him, too." Li Mo nodded and put the love letter in the sugar-fried chestnut bag. His tone is still gentle: "Is there anything else to say?"
I thought about it, thought about it carefully, and then sighed: "Yes."
He looked me in the eye seriously, waiting for me to say the next sentence.
I took another deep breath and said, "What's more, Lin Anqi only likes Li Baimo."
I clenched my fist and looked up at Li. He found a blush on his white face. He pinched his lips and rubbed his fingers on the edge of a bag full of sugar-fried chestnuts. After a period of silence, he couldn't help laughing after all. He looked at my shiny long and dense eyelashes and said, I know.
Looking at such a face, I couldn't help swallowing. He looked at me blankly, took out a small bag of sugar-fried chestnuts from the big bag and stuffed them into my arms: "Go back quickly." Li raised his hand and gently flicked my forehead, then left me with his back.
I almost screamed when I looked at the sugar fried chestnuts in my arms. Am I Lin Anqi rewarded by the male god?
I trotted all the way and almost tripped over the stairs. I poured the bag of chestnuts on the table, stamped my feet excitedly and counted them carefully twice. There are 37 chestnuts in one. If I really get that person back, let's set the anniversary on March 7.
Xiaoyu ran to my desk after class and reached for a chestnut. I patted her on the back. I look serious: this bag can't be moved! Xiaoyu said with emotion, "Isn't this a gift?" I put the paper bag in my arms with a little pride: "No, this is from our Li."
Four: Mrs. Lin has been wandering the rivers and lakes for many years. How could she be stumped by the map?
Eating sugar-fried chestnuts makes me feel energetic. I studied until midnight. Sadly, when I got up early the next day, I found that I forgot all the maps I recited at night. It is said that the memory of fish is only seven seconds, and Lin Anqi's memory can only be regarded as fry.
Xiaoyu yawned and accompanied me to draw a map in the corridor: "You should recite it quickly, or you will be embarrassed to meet Li in the future." While drawing Kunlun Mountain on the map, I poked Xiaoyu's arm with my elbow: "Shh, he can't come."
Just as I was relieved to draw a complete map of the mountains, someone stood next to me and whispered, "Ange." I don't even have to look back. I know who it is by breathing. I immediately put down my pen, took a step back, turned around and shouted, "Here!" " Li looked at me and burst out laughing. I thought about it and took a step forward, then took a step forward, and looked up at him at close range: "You wanted to see me?"
Li was obviously stunned. His face was a little red. He smiled and said, "Yes, I was looking for you."
In order to avoid others, I grabbed his wrist and walked to the corner. I looked down at the tip of my shoe and explained, "I dragged you here because I was afraid that others would say you." You know, I don't care. " Although I keep my head down, I can always feel a look on my head, shining on my cheeks, heart and palm like sunshine. It seems that the sun is really powerful.
Li raised his hand and touched my hair: "I see."
I swallowed again unwillingly: "Then you, what did you want to see me for?"
"I want to ask you if you have time this Saturday. Yu Shao wants to watch a movie with us, and you can also bring friends. " I didn't say anything, just nodded desperately after hearing the words "watching a movie". Finally, he put his hands on both sides of my ears to keep my head from shaking. I forget how I walked out of the corner, only remember that he took my hand and took me to the balcony where I had drawn a map.
I recovered, took a few breaths, picked up the pen trembling, and turned around to find that he had not left. Li Mo stared at the map I drew and pointed: "This should be Tanggula, not Altun, this is Taihang Mountain, and the one above is Changbai Mountain." I frowned and looked at him skillfully and accurately saying every mountain range, which made me feel a little uncomfortable. When can I learn as well as him?
He looked at my frowning brows and asked, "What's the matter?" I can't say that my study is poor. How can I catch up with you? So I said, "Li, geography is too difficult for me to win." He thought about it, and then wrote next to the map I drew: Mrs. Lin has been wandering the rivers and lakes for many years, can she be stumped by the map? I also drew my Q version of the image.
After he left, I put the paper in my geography book. I think Li is right. I feel like I've been wandering the rivers and lakes for so many years. Is geography bad? Is the map wrong? Funny! Watch, Li, one day I, Miss Lin, will surpass you!
Five: Wait for me, I can win.
On Saturday morning, Xiaoyu and I came to Zeng's home. He was a little surprised to see Xiaoyu. After a while, Li Lai died. He is wearing a white sweater and washed jeans. In my opinion, his face value is simply amazing. He saw me in a daze, his eyebrows bent, and then he went forward and rubbed my hair to say hello to others. Xiaoyu covered her mouth and snickered: "Ange, your posture just now was so stupid that your saliva almost came out." I thought, you don't understand. Li is like a cartoon. Who can resist his temptation?
I was experienced in entertaining guests. He put a bunch of things in front of our table, including his favorite sugar-fried chestnuts. Sitting next to Li, occasionally our arms and legs will touch each other. Every time we touch my heart, we will miss a beat and jump around.
After a while, Li poked my arm. I looked down and found a small pile of peeled chestnuts in front of me. I took one and stuffed it into my mouth quickly. This chestnut is delicious. I stole a look at him and found him absorbed in watching a movie. I gently pulled his cuff, and he lowered his head slightly. I flashed a chestnut into his hand, and then muttered, "You eat too." In the dark, I seemed to hear his chest trembling because of suppressed laughter. In fact, by the end of the movie, I didn't remember the face of the protagonist, but I remembered the chestnuts of the Zeng family. They are so cute. I must ask him where he bought it when I have the chance.
It's still early after watching the movie, so I suggested playing games together. At first, I rejected Zeng. I said Li still had to study instead of playing games. As a result, I laughed out of breath. He went up to Lee and patted him on the shoulder. "Fortunately, Mrs. Lin turned me down, otherwise I would be afraid of my wife in the future!" Li Mo took his hand away and flicked it on my forehead: "I won't delay my study. Today's time is particularly empty. "
Sitting on the sofa, it was me and Li, Xiaoyu and Zeng of the group. Xiaoyu is good at playing games, which also makes Zeng really feel a lot, and has a feeling of knowing each other for a long time. I'm not very good at playing games, especially those with handles, so the victory or defeat of our group depends on Li. I looked at him with some apologies. Pig teammates are used to drag their feet. He looked at the screen in front of me, and his eyes firmly comforted me: "Wait for me, I can win." But Xiao Yu and Zeng are too strong. Although we have won three out of five games, they have won two games. My hands began to sweat, and my skills were poor. Besides, my hand slipped and I couldn't catch the handle. The situation can be imagined. But Li comforted me: "Wait for me, I can win." I choose to believe that such a Li will not make me disbelieve.
With one minute left in the game, he won the game alone. We are all relieved. After all, only by winning this game can you have a chance to win. The next two games ended soon, and Li seemed to find Xiaoyu's weakness, wishing him to know Zeng's game skills and win easily.
I once looked at Xiaoyu and waved my hand: "No way, Li is simply not human." Xiaoyu echoed by the side.
Don't be afraid, Li. Woman Lin will always protect you and will always like you.
On the way home, Li He was very silent. I want to find some funny topics, but I don't know how to talk. When I was near the door, Li suddenly grabbed me and asked, "Why do you like me?" In fact, I have read what the author wrote in many books before, and I don't need a reason to like it. But I don't know why, I just want to speak my mind at the moment.
I said I like you because you are perfect.
When my parents divorced in the third grade of primary school, I lived with my mother. After remarriage, she gave birth to a younger brother. I can only seek her eyes and care through constant resistance. I feel my life is a mess and fragmented. But Li is different. He is handsome, sunny and studies well. Teachers like him, parents love him, and classmates envy him. Such a perfect Li is beyond my reach, so I knew from the beginning that my poor confession would fail, so I didn't ask for success, just asked him to remember me. Although the probability is small, I still want to give it a try. I can even be friends, which makes me feel that although I don't deserve to be loved, you see, the perfect Li will be willing to be friends with me and remember me, which is like a supreme honor.
Facing the moonlight, Li looked at me intently, and his voice was as good as ever: "But Li is not perfect, and he is sometimes timid." I asked him, "When?" He raised his hand and gently wiped away my tears: "When you received Zeng's love letter." "Why?" He held me gently in his arms and sighed, "because I'm afraid you don't like me." I don't know why, after hearing this sentence, my tears can't stop falling. I sobbed and said, "Don't be afraid, Lee. Woman Lin will always protect you and will always like you. "
He took out a tissue and carefully wiped the tears and nose on my face: "Nalin, how about a small gift from Li?" What do you like? " He wanted to think and added; "Except me." I think I must have laughed silly, but I don't care so much. I grabbed Li's arm and said, "I want a rabbit, just that rabbit."
He said yes.
Seven: Li went to seven KFC for the rabbit.
When I got home, I began to blame myself again: nothing. What gift do you want? Li said to buy it for you, so you want it. But the corners of my mouth still can't stop wanting to lift up. I comforted myself that he said it was for you and it was voluntary. I rolled in bed, trying to get him to hold me longer.
When I went to school on Monday, my teacher praised me for the first time, because my map was the most perfect and every mountain range and ocean current was accurate, and I felt the joy of being a "good student" for the first time. After class, Li Mo stood at the door of our classroom in vain. He knocked on the door and said softly, "Hello, I'm looking for Lin Anqi." Hearing this sentence, I flew to the door like an arrow that left the string. He smiled and handed me a bottle of water, and then said, "Slow down." I asked him what brings you here. He held his hand behind his back to the front, and I saw "a nest of rabbits" in the bag. His face was full of guilt: "Ange, the rabbits you want are sold out." I went to KFC and bought a similar one. You see ... "I was so excited that I couldn't speak. I quickly glanced around, pulled him into the corner, and then jumped up and gave him a hug. I said I like it very much! This is the most beautiful rabbit I have ever seen in the world!
I looked at the rabbit's nest, and they were crowded together. I wondered, "Why did you buy so many?" He scratched his hair shyly. "You only said you wanted rabbits, not how big they were. I bought them all." After receiving the rabbit, I was moved for a moment and didn't know what to say.
Li raised her hand and touched my hair. "Since you accepted my gift, you have to promise me one thing." I nodded. "You said I would promise you anything I could do." He was silent for a short time, and his tone was a little serious: "Ange, study hard, we have got a city." I looked into Li's eyes and nodded seriously. I think it is time for me to work hard. Li is a senior three student. I still have a year to catch up with him and stand side by side with him.
Back in the classroom, Xiaoyu saw me holding a bag of rabbits and was envious. She leaned down and whispered to me, "Ange once told me that Li went to seven KFC to buy these rabbits."
"Seven?"
"Well, because this rabbit is included in the package, many stores don't have it. Li said to buy rabbits of various sizes for you to make you happy. "
My tears began to fall again, wetting the tablecloth and pattering. I think Lin Anqi must have done something good in her last life, so that it only took 18 years to wait for Li.
Eight: Lin's thorn and Qian Qian's admiration for her.
The rabbit that Li gave me is placed everywhere I can see. Every time I see it, I will say to myself, Lin Anqi, you have to refuel. This time, I said to Li: Wait for me, I can win.
After Li's college entrance examination, our classroom moved downstairs. I found a little rabbit in his old desk, and there was a note next to it, which said: Lin Anqi, Li is waiting for you.
I looked at the flower bed outside the window and remembered the first time I lay in front of Li, the way he held me and ran to the school hospital, my broken umbrella and the petals blown away by the wind. I remember when I first entered senior one, my teacher told us that anything was possible. I didn't believe it at that time, but now I'm a senior three. I'm willing to try and choose to believe it.
I don't know where I got the courage. I began to ask the teacher questions. At first, some teachers were still speechless about my questions. Later, looking at their bulging brows, I knew that I seemed to be getting better. Li Mo White Club will help me with my homework on Saturday and Sunday. Whenever I feel sleepy, he will make fun of me for memorizing the map. He said, Miss Lin, if you are wandering in the Jianghu, you must do your best to ascend the supreme throne of Wulin. I began to get busy, and the more I learned, the more I found that I didn't know much. I began to feel flustered and couldn't help feeling: how can Li, a senior three student, spare a day to watch movies and play games with us?
On a Saturday in April, Li returned to his alma mater to visit his teacher. As a contestant in the last Qing Dynasty, the school specially arranged an auditorium for him to give a speech and talk about his successful experience. Although he stood on the stage, I could feel his eyes passing through thousands of people and projected on my face. He stood upright with a microphone and spoke like all the beautiful teenagers in the movie. He said: learning is like a chivalrous man wandering the rivers and lakes. Only by going all out can people admire him. I think what Li said is a wise saying. After all, he got so many screams and applause as soon as he took the stage. I don't know how others worked hard in senior three, but in my senior three, even my favorite Li was temporarily put aside, only snow-white papers and mountains of empty refills. When the head teacher looked for my parents again, he was filled with joy. She said that I was relieved that Lin Anqi was still a child, and it might be the next Qing Dynasty.
When I stood in front of Li with the admission notice and suitcase, he held me around the new school several times, and I was dizzy. Maybe it was called happy dizziness.
Nine: In fact, from the beginning, you succeeded.
Then one day, I got together with Li, Xiaoyu and Zeng to play games. All three of them were shocked, shocked by how my game skills were so strong. I was full of pride: that is, I couldn't keep my family Li waiting for too long.
At the movies, Li peeled a small pile of chestnuts for me as usual. I leaned on his shoulder and asked him, "When did you start to like me?" Li smiled in a low voice: "Guess?" I began to tease him, but he could only give in to my arrogance. He said he liked me a long time ago.
Li first met me in a snack bar near the school, and it happened to rain that day. A kitten is walking leisurely on the zebra crossing, and the big passenger in front is about to run past, and many people around are sighing. Only I ran to pick up the cat and crossed the zebra crossing. Li said that his heart almost stopped beating at that moment, and he thought, how can there be such a powerful girl? The second time was on the bus. As the Spring Festival approaches, thieves are ready to act. It's me too. I secretly informed the bus driver first, and then called the police to catch the thief. When Li talked about this, his cheeks were very hot and his ears were a little red. He said: "In fact, I secretly photographed your back and went to post it to find you. Later, the post sank." The third time was my famous "Blue Face Incident". He was surprised and worried when he saw me.
I asked him if he would keep looking for me without my reckless confession. He nodded without hesitation: "I will always find you." It's a big deal to broadcast a person. "
I put a chestnut in his hand, a little shy: "You haven't told me, why do you like me?"
Li raised his hand and gently flicked my forehead, looking at my eyes sincerely and clearly: "Because you are a chivalrous woman, chivalrous, brave and firm. You don't have to confess. In fact, from the beginning, you succeeded. " He looked at me and sighed, "What else do you want to ask?"
I muttered, "by the way, I want to ask where the chestnuts of the Zeng family were bought, and they are still so sweet after eating for two years?"
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