A modest joke story

Modesty joke story 1 Little monkey went to school and learned a word called "modesty". The teacher told it that this word is used to praise others for their modesty, and others will be very happy to get your praise. The little monkey thinks this word is good and wants to go back and try it.

After school, the naughty little monkey either chased chickens or beat dogs all the way. He forgot how to pronounce the word "modesty".

Walking into the Woods, the little monkey saw squirrels jumping around in the trees. He praised the squirrel and said, "You are really something. You dare to jump around such a tall tree. " Hey! "

The squirrel said, "What is this? My skills are far behind yours. "

The little monkey quickly said, "You are modest, too modest!" "

When the little squirrel heard the little monkey say the word "tiger", he was shocked and quickly shook his head and said, "no, no, tiger ... I dare not take it." Take it yourself. "

"Tiger? I dare not. " The little monkey scratched his cheek, thought for a moment and said, "Oh, yes, this word should be pronounced' Qian'. You are too modest! "

"Donkey? I dare not lead! " The little squirrel sticks out his tongue and says.

The little monkey felt puzzled: "Who told you to lead the donkey?" I'm praising your modesty. Why not appreciate it? "

At this moment, the crow in the tree spoke. Although his voice is not very pleasant to hear, what he said is very reasonable: "Little monkey, I'm afraid you have forgotten the words you just learned?" What you said is a' virtual (xū)' word, and here is a' karma' word. You should praise the squirrel's modesty. "Tiger" is the foundation of "good luck" and "worry" is the foundation of "faith". The capitals of these three words are all "zi", but the pronunciation and usage are different. You should study hard in the future, and don't rush to use words you don't know, so as not to be laughed at. "

The little monkey's face turned red, redder than his ass! He thought to himself, "The crow is right. I must get rid of this improper use of words in the future. "

Child, can you distinguish between "emptiness", "tiger" and "worry"? Let's look at two words in each group first!

Modest joke story 2 Little monkey went to school and learned a word called "modesty". The teacher told it that this word is used to praise others for their modesty, and others will be very happy to get your praise. The little monkey thinks this word is good and wants to go back and try it. After school, the naughty little monkey either chased chickens or beat dogs all the way. He forgot how to pronounce the word "modesty". Walking into the Woods, the little monkey saw squirrels jumping around in the trees. He praised the squirrel and said, "You are really something. You dare to jump around such a tall tree. " Hey! "The squirrel said," What is this? My skills are far behind yours. " The little monkey quickly said, "You are modest, too modest! " "

When the little squirrel heard the little monkey say the word "tiger", he was shocked and quickly shook his head and said, "no, no, tiger ... I dare not take it." Take it yourself. " "Tiger? I dare not. " The little monkey scratched his cheek, thought for a moment and said, "Oh, yes, this word should be pronounced' Qian'. You are too modest! " "Donkey? I dare not lead! " The little squirrel sticks out his tongue and says. The little monkey felt puzzled: "Who told you to lead the donkey?" I'm praising your modesty. Why not appreciate it? "At this moment, the crow in the tree spoke. Although his voice is not very pleasant to hear, what he said is very reasonable: "Little monkey, I'm afraid you have forgotten the words you just learned?" "What you said is a' virtual (xū)' word, and here is a' karma' word. You should praise the squirrel's modesty. " Tiger is the foundation of good luck, and worry is the foundation of heart. The capitals of these three words are all "zi", but the pronunciation and usage are different. You should study hard in the future, and don't rush to use words you don't know, so as not to make jokes. "The little monkey's face turned red, redder than his ass! He thought to himself, "The crow is right. I must get rid of this improper use of words in the future. " Child, can you distinguish between "emptiness", "tiger" and "worry"? Let's look at two words in each group first!

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