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People say you are poisonous. How can you reply humorously?

When others say that you are poisonous, you can respond in a humorous way, so that the other party feels that you are not offended, but respond with a relaxed attitude. Here are some possible suggestions for humorous responses:

1. Yes, I have to take some medicine every day, otherwise how can I chat with you?

Gee, this question is very dangerous. Will I be isolated?

Maybe, but my smile is enough to poison you, so I am happy to be responsible!

This question reminds me of a joke: someone asked, "Why did you put the stone in your pocket?" The answer is "because I have a seizure!" " "

I have to admit that I am a little poisonous, but I have never seen anyone who is still alive after being poisoned so deeply.

Yes, I have to remind you, don't talk nonsense in the future, or I may poison you!

Of course, it depends on the other person's relationship and your acceptance of such remarks. If this is not suitable for your relationship or occasion, you'd better choose a more suitable response.