20 funniest jokes

1. For me, the happiest thing is that two people go shopping hand in hand.

2. Bitches take a step back, that's all.

Half of life is bad luck, and the other half is dealing with bad things.

Narcissism is to be a man in the next life. Marry a wife like me!

I don't want a dog, I don't want a cat, I want to raise you, after all, raising pigs makes you rich.

I can't stand typing. When I meet a homonym, the first thing that comes to mind is his name.

7. It is better to find someone who loves you than to find someone who loves you. Being loved is happy.

8. I don't believe in eternal love, because I will only love you more every day.

9. The scores of all subjects are closely related to the appearance of teachers in all subjects! 10. All the bad moods come from exams, gaining weight, having no partner and lacking money. 1 1. I also want to be an elegant lady. It was life that made me a bitch.

12. Young girls are precious, but young women are more expensive. If there is a rich woman,

You can throw them both.

13. If you drag on, I'll kick you to the South Pole and waltz with penguins.

14. In the days when we grow old together, we are full of friends.

Colorful light.

15. Parents' meeting and ... are of the same nature, aiming at destroying family harmony!

16. In love life, what is more terrible than not finding a sense of security is not finding a condom.

17. Old people can't fight. Children can't fight. Women don't fight. Men fight to the death.

18. When you ignore me, I feel that you are studying hard and preparing to support me in the future.

19. Since life is a book, it is not worth making a fuss about a few typos.

20. The road ahead is so far. It often makes me feel overwhelmed!