Looking for a joke...funny~~

1. Dumb goods on the way to school

One day, in the middle of class, a classmate said: "I forgot my cell phone, go back and get it!"

After taking the mobile phone, I was on the way again: "I'm dizzy, I forgot my book. Forget it, forget it, I won't go on..."

2. I said it was whatever it was

That day , the papers for our mathematics competition were handed out.

That paper was very difficult, especially the last question. Not only did you have to write the answer, but you also had to write why.

My ridiculous deskmate answered on the paper: 4, because 4 is the answer.

3. A text message

I received a text message from my mother: "Buy two bottles of vitamins when you come back, 2B."

Mark B2 as 2B I didn’t say anything else, but there was a comma in front of it, which I couldn’t understand.

4. Solve the fault

The aircraft was delayed due to mechanical failure, but after a while it was possible to leave again. The passenger asked: "Has the fault been solved?"

The flight attendant said: "It's okay, I'll replace you with a captain who is brave enough to fly."

5. Sports strengths

When the university started, the school asked us to fill in a self-introduction, which included sports strengths.

My deskmate told me not to write about items used in sports meets, otherwise you will be forced to participate in the sports meets.

So we wrote about golf, tennis, skiing and the like.

I wanted to kindly remind the boys behind me, but when I saw it, I saw that the sports strengths he wrote were: stepping on light bulbs with both feet, crushing rocks on the chest...

6. What to give?

One year ago, blood donation was held in the school square.

200CC will give you a pair of manicure tools, and 400CC will give you a watch!

A girl in the next class was very excited when she heard about it. She ran over and asked the nurse: "What do you give me for 1000CC?"

The nurse said calmly: "A coffin."

7. Working overtime until dawn

Working overtime until late at night, I was exhausted and in order to vent my depression,

I rushed to the empty stairwell and sang "The Smurfs" The theme song: "There is a group of Smurfs on the other side of the mountain and the sea!"

Suddenly, a plaintive voice came from downstairs: "They are hard-working and smart, and they work overtime until dawn." !”

8. You can also call me Ama

Yesterday, the whole family watched a costume film played on Hunan Satellite TV.

I suddenly asked my dad in a stupid way:

"Dad, why do you think I want to call you dad?"

My dad replied weakly : "You can also call me Ama."

9. The king is always lucky

A classmate asked me: "The king is always lucky, how to translate it?"

I said without thinking: "Kings are always lucky."

He shook his head and said three words: "Wong Lo Kat."

I couldn't help but kneel down. rise.

10. Say a nice word

The wife dragged her husband to the mall to buy clothes. Wife: How about this one?

Husband: Yes.

Wife: Where is this one?

Husband: Not bad.

Wife: How about that one?

Husband: Not bad.

Wife Nu: If you say a nice word, you will die.

Husband: So... expensive!