Happy sentences

Hello, there are no happier sentences than the jokes.

1. One day, when a professor came to the school and introduced his name, all the students in the classroom laughed. It's like this: He said his name was Gibson. Suddenly, there was a burst of laughter in the classroom. All the students thought his name was "Chicken Pusai". When the professor asked the students to report the number, they didn't expect the students to report the trees. The professor was foaming at the mouth on the spot.

2. When the bus arrives at the station, an old man comes up with a brush, a beep and an old man card;

There's another student, one swipe, one click, one student card;

Then a middle-aged woman came up and gave a beep. Suddenly a child's voice came from the carriage. Old ladies, stop!

the whole car burst into laughter in an instant.

3. The teacher asked: Xiao Ming, how many times did you fight with your classmates? Xiao Ming put away his tears and opened his mouth: Teacher, wait. I counted myself and lost a few teeth.

4. An old man went to see a doctor and told him that there was something wrong with his stomach. The doctor asked him, "Is your stool regular?" "Very regular, defecate on time at eight o'clock every morning." "Then what's your problem?" "The problem is that I don't get up until nine o'clock every morning."

5. My roommate went for an interview today. The interviewer asked him, "What was the hardest decision you ever made?"

The idiot replied, "I was asked to do something immoral, so I'll consider whether to go or not."

the interviewer was stunned for a moment, and then burst into laughter! ?

6. Sister and handsome boy are walking in the rain. Sister: Shall we share an umbrella? Handsome guy: Why? Don't you have an umbrella? Sister: I ... Sister: Will you watch the stars with me tonight? Handsome guy: What's so beautiful about the stars? Sister: I ...