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How do astronauts entertain themselves in space?

How do astronauts relax in space flight? Generally speaking, astronauts are reluctant to talk about it.

This topic, because they know that every space flight costs a lot, we should consider more scientific research, and

You shouldn't consider how to entertain yourself. In fact, doctors and psychologists really hope that astronauts can pay attention to fatigue.

Combination of leisure and work, otherwise, always working, astronauts will soon be tired, they will not be able to complete their subjects well.

Research task. So, what exactly do astronauts do in their spare time?

Play space golf

The American space shuttle Atlantis landed at 1983 and 1992 respectively.

Pilot Bilon Rickenberg said, "All our crew members are looking for it in the second space flight.

I found a good way to kill my free time-playing golf in weightlessness. We released one.

Men's socks are made into balls and then wrapped with tape several times. The cave where the golf ball falls is temporary.

An insulated coil was made and inserted into the oval hat given to astronauts by the US government because there was no

There are high-quality curved sticks, which can only be replaced with long-handled inspection mirrors. "

"It wasn't easy to play at first, and I wasn't used to it, but then I slowly mastered the essentials of playing.

We can score goals, and space golf has brought us infinite happiness! "Rick Berger said happily.

He said: "It's really helpless. You know, entertainment is an indispensable part of human nature. "

Mike Marin, an American astronaut who has participated in space flight for three times, recalled with excitement as a child.

I still remember the scene when playing space games: "Almost everyone who has participated in space experiments has played in weightlessness."

In this case, play floating water polo. Remember, once we played baseball with candy bars. also

Once, the crew played football together in space. Everyone is very happy! "

If someone likes to play solo, then he can play space skills. According to Meiyu

The crew recalled that the passage in the cargo hold of the space shuttle Atlantis was relatively spacious, and some skills

The amateur made a series of "difficult movements" in the air, somersaulted and flew in and out of the cargo hold. Really.

How exciting! When introducing the experience, the "jumping master" in weightlessness said,

"The most beautiful action should be to turn a few somersaults in a row and then enter the cargo hold accurately. think

It is not difficult to achieve this goal. You just need to practice for a few days in a row and hit a few bags on your head, and you will be honored.

Empty Sports Master throne! "

Smart people's game

Ms. Caitlin dalton, an American astronaut who has participated in space flight four times, told reporters that at first,

At that time, it was difficult for people's consciousness to accept that the ceiling might become a floor at any time, and the floor

It can also be the ceiling. But gradually people get used to walking upside down.

Participating in weightless games will never be boring. I have participated in four space flights.

Tom Hinricks, who was traveling, said, 1996, when they were flying in space, they had a whim: jump into a well.

Murder. Several of them sat around the hatch of the middle cabin leading to the dark experimental cabin. "We decided to do our best.

Convince ourselves that we are sitting around a deep well, and one of us pushes open the hatch.

Our eyes followed the descending hatch. Suddenly, an astronaut jumped into the abyss.

Pretend to shout in fear. "

Jokes and anecdotes

When all the games have been played by astronauts, especially the earth outside the porthole is no longer beautiful.

When dreaming of a beautiful dream, telling some jokes and anecdotes can also make astronauts feel happy.

Garriott's anecdote is one of the biggest space jokes. 1973, he told the American space command center.

Officer Robert's joke is a classic in the history of space jokes. Garriott took it with him when he left.

A tape recorder is introduced, which contains several paragraphs recorded by his wife in advance. One day, Robert and Garriott were on the phone.

Garriott waited in front of the microphone with a tape recorder. So, the spacecraft and the ground command center

A dialogue was held with the following contents: "Sky Lab! I'm Houston! Please answer ... "

"Hello, Houston!" A woman's silvery voice came from the Skylab spacecraft. "I

It's Sky Lab! "Ground command center paused for a few seconds, and then asked," who are you? "

"Hello, Robert! I'm Helen! Garriott's wife. " Robert couldn't say for a long time.

After a few seconds, he asked, "What are you doing there?" "I'll give you something to eat.

Everything is fresh! "Ground command center leng for more than a minute, and then turned off the phone.

. It seems that Robert's laughing nerves are a bit untenable.

Reading newspapers and watching TV.

What do Russian men do during their breaks? Generally speaking, Russian men like reading in their spare time.

Read newspapers, watch TV and drink vodka. At present, the first Russian astronauts on the International Space Station

How do Li Calef and Ji Zengke spend their leisure time? It is reported that they mainly read and watch.

Report to the ground and send the Yi Meier.

The International Space Station cannot be compared with the "Peace" space station. "Peace" is fully equipped.

Everything: countless newspapers, books and hundreds of movies and videos. In this regard, international

The space station is still a "hope project" for the time being. There are few kinds of books and newspapers for astronauts. So is the movie.

Just one or two movies, watch it backwards. Ji Zengke told reporters, "I have only two books to read now.

One is "12 chair" and the other is "Master and Margarita". These two books are still from me.

What about the Mir? "Krikalyov complained to reporters," the news on the International Space Station.

There is too little information, and the news from the space command center is too monotonous: what Chechen war is still going on,

Residents in the Far East are freezing, Bao Luoting is detained in new york, a viral cold is coming, and the Russian government has no money to pay its debts ... "

The Russian Youth Pravda now sends an electronic version to the International Space Station every three days.

It is reported that the launch of the American space shuttle Atlantis will be delayed again. Originally planned at

Cricca Lifu and Ji Zengke, who have only worked on the International Space Station for three and a half months, have to continue to postpone their return to China.

Time. They still have to rack their brains to think about how to spend their leisure time.