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Author: Xiao 02
Chapter 1 Failure in College Entrance Examination
Update time 2011-12-27 21:56: 01word count: 36 10.
Kangxi stared nervously at the old clock on the wall. Wait for the arrival of 7 o'clock. Today is the first day to inquire the results of college entrance examination by telephone, from primary school to high school 12! It is also a cold window for ten years! Can you develop in the future! The results of the college entrance examination can be said to be an important foundation! Kangxi was a little nervous and looked at his parents around him. There is tension in their eyes, but more is expectation and hope! He's a little scared! After all, I am a serious eccentric! This year's college entrance examination, his dominant subject mathematics is very simple! He can do a lot of math, but his grades are not as good as his. It is estimated that it is difficult to open the gap with others! Lame subject English is generally difficult! It is estimated that others will open a lot! If the college entrance examination results are not ideal! I patted my chest and said at least two books to my parents, grandparents! This will be a big joke! Thought of here, Kangxi was a little worried! Palm also unconsciously out of the sweat!
Kangxi has been a particularly concerned child since he was a child! Mom and dad are the bosses of their respective families! Dad has a younger brother who doesn't want children! Naturally, his seal became the lifeblood of his grandparents! Mom has two younger brothers! But they are all ten years younger than mom! It was not until Kangxi 14 years old that the younger brother gave birth to a younger brother! So in my grandparents' place, Kangxi is also very tight! This family likes Kangxi very much! But it is also quite strict! Kangxi is a rather rebellious child! Height1.93m! Only 150 kg! A little thin! Be enterprising! I like the feeling of being noticed most! Use Wuhan dialect! That's like pretending nothing! Few of his classmates like him! Many students are afraid and disgusted with him! It happened that he still didn't care and felt good about himself! Always put the phrase "Go your own way and let others say it." ...
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