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Looking for funny sketches about good habits! For more than 2 people, thank you in advance

Crosstalk: Be polite (Ma Ji/Tang Jiezhong) Text: Ma: Well, now we encourage you to be polite. Tang: Being polite reflects a person's self-cultivation and the civilization of a nation. Ma: Use honorific titles when addressing people. Tang: Yeah. Ma: You should be civilized when you speak. Tang: This is worthy of our civilized country. Ma: For example, I see you. Tang: You saw me. M: I have to talk to you like this. Tang: How do you say that? Ma: Hey, comrade, please excuse me. I want to ask you something. Tang: Look how polite you are. If anything happens, just do it. Ma: Let me ask you a question. Tang: Who are you going to ask? Ma: This is the comrade I asked about. Tang: Yeah. Horse: He is tall and burly, with thick eyebrows and big eyes. Tang: Oh. Ma: I heard that he is a cross talk actor. Tang: Oh, what is the name of the person you are talking about? Ma: His name is Comrade Tang Jiezhong. In your unit? Tang: Oh, yes, yes. Horse: Ah! Tang: Yes, yes, yes. Ma: Please come out and I'll meet him. Thank you. Tang: No thanks, I am. Ma: Oh, you are Comrade Tang Jiezhong. Tang: Hey. M: Ouch, I'm so sorry. Tang: Huh? Ma: I haven’t noticed you for a long time. Sorry! Tang: What’s this? Ma: What do you think when you hear this? Tang: It sounds comfortable to me. How humble and polite this is. Ma: Look, sorry, sorry, thank you, please. Tang: Kind words. M: Those are not polite words. Tang: Huh? M: It shows respect for the other person. Tang: Oh. Ma: My own modesty and my own politeness. Tang: Yes. Ma: Hey, you have to talk like this. Tang: Oh oh. Ma: You have to change your approach without these kind words. When you hear this, you feel uncomfortable. Tang: How do you say that? Ma: That’s it. Tang: Yeah. Horse: Hey! I said. Tang: What is this name? Ma: Let me ask you about someone. Tang: Who are you going to ask? Ma: This person. Tang: Yeah. Ma: He is a bit taller than Wu Dalang, and his head is the size of a tea tray. I heard he is a cross talker. What's your name? Everyone's name is Tang Xisong. Tang: Hey, why are you calling me a nickname? Ma: Huh? Tang: I’m like, what’s the matter? Ma: You are! Tang: Yeah. Ma: Stop being ridiculous. Tang: What do you mean, don’t be ridiculous. I am Tang Jiezhong, what can I do? Ma: If something happens, can I come to you if I have nothing to do? Tang: Just tell me if you have anything to do. Ma: Come on, stop talking, both sides are not happy. What are you talking about? Tang: Why are you here? Ma: I said to you, don’t stare, don’t stare. A glare is uglier than the epiphysis. Tang: Drink! Ma: Look, why are you looking like this? No, it’s not like this. Please tell me, can you do this? Why are you doing this? Look, when you get angry, you get sick again. When you get sick, you catch cold from your farts. You're in trouble. If you don't want to tell me, I'll find someone else to ask. Don't bother me, silly old man.