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Red Monkey Storytelling - Water Margin Chapter 15 (3): Wu Yong succeeded in deceiving

Last time I said that the three Ruan brothers complained that they had nothing to do but were miserable. After Wu Yong heard this, he was secretly happy, and it was a good idea.

Ruan Xiaoqi: A person lives a lifetime, and grass lasts for an autumn. The three of us make a living by fishing. If only we could live their lives for one day, that would be great! (Fishing every day, eating fish every day, and being a small fish every day, it’s so annoying!)

Wu Yong: What’s there to envy about that group of people? If the government catches them for robbing houses, their lives will be Not even guaranteed!

Ruan Xiaoer: How can the government control things now? If my brothers are willing to take them with me, they will go out and break out! (I really don’t want to fish anymore, I want to do a big career)

Ruan Xiaowu: I also often think, it’s not like the three of us brothers are not as capable as others, so why doesn’t anyone recognize us? (Xiaowu, where is the hairpin on your mother’s head? Do you have the ability to fight or gamble?)

Wu Yong: If someone appreciates you, will you be willing to follow?

Ruan Xiaoqi: If there is someone who appreciates us, we will go even if we go up the mountain of knives and into the sea of ??fire! Being reused for a day, he died with a smile on his face. (After all, he is not married, so he loves to say cruel things!)

Wu Yong thought to himself: These three are interested, I will seduce them slowly.

Wu Yong persuaded them to drink for two more rounds and said: Do you three dare to go to Liangshanbo to catch these thieves? (In this deception mission, they must drink enough wine first to be in high spirits)

Ruan Xiaoqi: Even if we catch it, who will we ask to receive the reward? We will still be laughed at by the heroes in the world.

Wu Yong: With all due respect, you are having a hard time fishing, why don’t you join the gang? (Let’s see if they have any other intentions?)

Ruan Xiaoer: Don’t you know, sir, we have discussed it several times and wanted to join the gang, but I heard from Wang Lun’s men that Wang Lun was narrow-minded and could not be tolerated. No one is left behind. Some time ago, Lin Chong went up the mountain and was very angry with him. We don't want to take refuge with such a narrow-minded leader. (Reputation of a leader is very important and hinders the development of the organization)

Ruan Xiaoqi: It would be great if he could be as generous as you and love our brothers!

Ruan Xiaowu: If Wang Lun had such affection as the professor, we would have joined the gang long ago, and we would be willing to die for him!

Wu Yong: I don’t dare to take it! How many heroes are there in the world today! (Don’t be modest, Wu Xuetu, you can be counted as a green onion)

Ruan Xiaoer: There are many good men, but we haven’t met them yet!

Wu Yong: Do you know Chao Baozheng from Dongxi Village? (Step by step, naturally mention the hero Chao Gai)

Ruan Xiaowu: Could it be Chao Gai, the King of Pagodas?

Wu Yong: It is this person.

Ruan Xiaoqi: Although we are hundreds of miles apart, not too far, we have no chance to meet.

Wu Yong: Why don’t you meet such a good man who is generous with his wealth? (I have to ask the reason, do you have a problem with Chao Gai?)

Ruan Xiaoer: We have nothing to do (ask for each other), and we have never been there (we have to fish for a living at home), so Never seen it. (Oh, I see, I have no objection to Chao Gai. I still want to explore their loyalty to Chao Gai)

Wu Yong: I have taught some students in Chao Baozheng’s village in the past few years. I found out that he had a set of wealth that he wanted to take away, so he came here to discuss it with you. We stopped him halfway and took it. How about it? (This question is related to the rest of your life, please answer carefully)

Ruan Xiaowu: This can’t be done. Chao Gai is a good man. If we destroy his wealth, the heroes in the world will laugh at us if they find out. . (Full marks! You are admitted!)

Wu Yong: You are so generous! Now let me tell you the truth. I live in Chao Baozhengzhuang now. He heard about your name and asked me to come and invite you to speak.

Ruan Xiaoer: My three brothers are real and not fake at all. Chao Baozheng wants to control us, and he specially asked you to invite us. If there is still such a thing about wealth and honor, the three of us will not risk our lives to help him. As we swear by the remaining wine, we will get sick and die unexpectedly.

Ruan Xiaowu and Ruan Xiaoqi patted their necks with their hands: This kind of passion will only be sold to those who know the goods! (These three brothers are all drunk)

Wu Yong: You three brothers are here. It’s not my evil intentions to seduce you. This matter is no small matter. Imperial Master Cai’s birthday is June 15th. His son-in-law was Liang Taishu of the famous family, and he prepared a hundred thousand gold and jewelery shells for him to celebrate his birthday.

The news was informed by the heroes Liu Tang and Chao Baozheng wanted to invite you to discuss it. He gathered a few heroes and robbed the birthday card halfway, so that everyone could live happily for the rest of their lives. I wonder what you think?

After hearing this, Ruan Xiaowu shouted: OK! good! Brother Qi, what am I talking to you about?

Ruan Xiaoqi jumped up and said: A lifelong wish has come true today. Just scratching my itch. When are we going?

(First, Ruan Xiaoer swore a poisonous oath, Ruan Xiaowu and Ruan Xiaoqi slapped their necks, and after listening to Wu Yong’s words, one “shouted” and the other “jumped”. Even if they have not watched the TV series, this The wonderful scene is also in front of you)

Wu Yong: At five o'clock tomorrow morning, we will set off to Chao Baozhengzhuang. (The deception mission is completed. To be honest, I am the boss and I also like Wu Yong’s HR)

The three Ruan brothers were overjoyed.

If you want to know what happened next, listen to the explanation next time.