Interesting English jokes with translation encyclopedia?

jokes can make us passionate about life forever. There are always trivial things that bother you in life. Look at jokes, have a happy smile and the troubles will slip away. I have compiled interesting English jokes and translated them. Welcome to read!

funny English jokes with translation: May We Have Our Teacher Back?

can you send our teacher back?

　While visiting a country school, the chairman of the Board Of Education became provoked at the noise the unruly students were making in the next room. Angrily, he opened the door and grabbed one of the taller boys who seemed to be doing most of the talking. He dragged the boy to the next room and stood him in The corner.

During a visit to a country school, the chairman of the Education Committee was furious at the noise made by unruly students in the next room. He angrily pushed open the door and grabbed a tall boy, who seemed to talk the most. He dragged the boy to another room and thanked him for standing in the corner.

A few minutes later, a *** all boy stuck his head in the room and pleaded, "Please, sir, may we have our teacher back?"

a few minutes later, a little boy poked his head and begged, "please, sir, can you send our teacher back?"

funny English jokes with translation: A Woman's Answer

a Hu * * * and said to his wife, "Why did God create women to be beautiful but foolish"? "

A husband said to his wife," Why did God make women so beautiful and stupid? "

　"Well," his wife answered at once. "The reason is very simple. God made us beautiful so men would love us; God made us foolish so we would marry them. "

" Oh, "his wife immediately replied," the reason is very simple. God makes us so beautiful that men will love us. God made us so stupid that we would marry them. "

funny English jokes with translation: A Wild Guess

bold guess

our physics professor was struggling to draw the class into discussion of archimede's principle of watt. r displacement. He told us that Archimede noticed that when he got into a pool at the public bathhouse, the water rose spilling over the edge. Excited at his discovery,he ran down the street yelling, "Eureka, eureka!" The professor asked if any one knew

What that means.

Our physics professor led students to discuss Archimedes' drainage principle in every way. He told us that Archimedes went to the public bath to take a bath. When he entered the pool, he found that the water rose and overflowed the edge of the pool. Excited by this discovery, he ran to the street and shouted, "Eureka, eureka! "The professor asked us who knew what he meant by shouting.

　One student stood up and answered, "I'm naked! I'm naked!"

a student stood up and replied, "I'm naked, I'm naked!" "