It's up to you to laugh or not.

1, a person squatting next to a fisherman watching fishing. After watching for three hours, he didn't want to leave. The fisherman said to him, you should also prepare a fishing tackle and go fishing when you are free. The man replied: I don't have your good patience. Nima, you can watch fishing for three hours and say you are impatient!

2. A rich woman went to a nightclub to have fun. The boss picked several handsome guys, but the rich woman was not satisfied. The boss picked a few strong boys, but the rich woman was still not satisfied. The boss asked: What do you want? The rich woman said: strong and energetic, she can stay up all night and continue to work during the day; Can be on call, hard-working, rain or shine, determination and endurance. . . . . . As soon as the boss was happy, he opened his mouth and shouted, "Those fishing guys, come out to meet the guests!" "

3. Because my wife broke my head again by fishing at night, I was hospitalized! When my friends came to see me, they all advised me, and my uncle, a clinical patient, also advised me: Young man, you are already good! Last month, a young man was beaten by his wife and bandaged like a mummy! I cried when I heard what my uncle said! Grandpa, it was me last month!

Anonymous, who loves outdoor sports, went fishing outdoors one day and met robbers on the way. The unknown man trembled and said to the robber, "Big Brother! I am a fisherman in Taiwan Province. In recent years, I have only bought telephone poles and wires, but I have never done anything serious. I'm not married. I'm still working, more than one month 1000. Look at my pay slip. . . Really, you pity me! Why don't you think about it and grab it! " Hearing this, the robber burst into tears and said with tears in his eyes, "Stop it, sister, my brother is also fishing in Taiwan Province! You go, I won't rob you. To tell the truth, I'm crazy about Taiwan fishing, and I'm too poor to eat before I come out to rob you! When you go forward, say you are playing Taiwanese fishing, and the people behind you will let you go. Oh, by the way, the road on the left must not be taken, it is more dangerous there! They are all playing on the road, and they are hungry!