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This is my 600-word composition in junior high school.
A pair of heavy glasses and a face of Zhang Wenjing, that's me. I have been obedient since I was a child because of my mother's strict management. All the elders I met praised me as an obedient and sensible child. Unconsciously, I was fixed by a pattern, which made me unable to break free. Whenever I want to do something that my elders think is deviant, I feel countless pairs of eyes watching me, so I immediately restore the face of a good boy.
Day after day, year after year, I get up while growing up every day. My body is full of energy from time to time, as if to break through my body and come out. Gradually, I began to lose control of myself. After school, I quietly appeared in the cycling team in the street, and my face flashed from time to time with the football team on the playground. I unconsciously play two roles: active in school, laughing and cursing unscrupulously, a teenager of 16 years old, beyond reproach; At home, I am obedient and always a careful, obedient and sensible child, which is normal. Sometimes, even I am surprised. How did I become so fast? I'm just a talented actor. To this end, I even plan to go to film school, not sure whether I can become a small star in the future.
When I was 16 years old, I was about to leave, and a piece of "beautiful young tofu brain" appeared quietly on my face, and my voice suddenly became much louder. But my two roles have never changed. No one forced me to do this and that in two places at two times, but I really couldn't help it. I like two faces, one is calm and the other is lively.
One Saturday afternoon, I went to my mother's office for lunch. My mother and I met Aunt Zhang. "Look at these two girls, how nice. I said that you should be satisfied and secure with such a good son. There are not many boys who are so calm now (er ... if they are women, they can change themselves, anyway, they are unisex ~)! Look at our home ... "My mother is happy and busy, and I can't even get out of the atmosphere. I stood behind my mother in a standard posture with a decent smile on my face. "Mom, I went back to school to review." I turned and walked out of the stair-door with moderate steps, and there was another burst of admiration behind me. I met some classmates on the way, and we walked together. Sometimes we talked a lot, talked a lot, and sometimes we were amused by a gentleman's quip, which made me feel very relaxed. I put on another face, which attracted a pair of slightly uneasy and sighing eyes of passers-by: "Today's students are really ..." But we didn't care about these, and we still talked and laughed. Dong Wang!' A familiar angry voice rushed into my ear. "Oh, no, how did that happen?" My heart paused. "Mom." I turned slowly as I spoke. "Quasi-training." I thought to myself, silently following my mother. As expected, as soon as I entered the door, there were dark clouds and lightning and thunder. "How can you walk in the street like this? You have no rules at all. You are too unscrupulous. Do you know what others think of you? ..... "At this moment, I don't know where I got the courage:" Mom, I will do whatever I want. I have grown up! " I said in an unusually calm tone. Mom was shocked, as if all the "discipline" she thought of was choked in her throat. She turned and walked back to the bedroom. "When you grow up, I almost forgot. Hey! " The heavy sigh of life shocked my heart. Am I wrong? No: Mom is wrong? No. Who is wrong? I'm at a loss.
I will never play two-faced again from now on. At home, I am quiet, but not rigid; Outside, I am more energetic, but not crazy. I like both "I", but I don't want to dress up deliberately. I want a real me to show to people. Maybe in a few years, I will find it funny when I watch it again, but I can't forget it. I like 16 years old me-two-faced me. I won't forget that night, I didn't sleep well, and I lost sleep for the first time. ...
Respondent: 77497 14 13- level 1 2009- 10-23 19:45.
Beginning: banging sound, unspeakable power, who is this? What are you doing? This is me, a boy of 13 years old who has a soft spot for computers.
Chinese: Write down the reasons why you like computers.
End: Stop it, my computer is calling me, 886!
Respondent: Li Yangzi-Grade II 2009- 10-23 19:56.
Smile is around us, disappointment and sadness are around us. How to face disappointment and frustration again and again? I'm awake because I know what to do. Replacing everything with a smile, I think this is the best method of all. I clearly remember that setback because it taught me how to spend my life. It was a final exam. I am dismissive of the final exam. Because I am confident, and I do well in every exam. That I failed the last exam. I can't bear the pressure from my family and teachers. I sat quietly by the window with my chin in my hands. Meditation, why? Why? God is unfair to me. I blame myself and my teacher. Blame myself for being impetuous, for being conceited, for blaming myself ... that night, I couldn't sleep. I came to the balcony, lay on the balcony and looked at the moon and stars in the sky. What a beautiful scenery it is! In the face of all these beautiful scenery, I was lost in thought again. It is this kind of meditation that has changed my mind a lot. My tears dripped from my cheeks and wet my clothes. Tears filled my eyes. I found that God is still unfair to me. Everything he brought me was so beautiful, which was the result of his disappointing expectations and efforts. I believe all this will become a thing of the past, and there is still a long way to go in the future, and we need to fight for it ourselves. Your own destiny is in your own hands. Why not forget all this and accept it with a smile? After all, life has to go on, make yourself happier and have confidence in life. Why not do it? I thought a lot that night. The next day, I faced life with a smile. ...
Respondents:111.176.208. * 2009- 10-23 20: 19.
this is me
Look!
Who is the young man with glasses in the mirror?
That's me; Who's that silly boy running around on the playground after class?
That's me; Who is the shy little boy who listens carefully in class?
That is me.
I went to the mirror and looked at him in the mirror. I laugh and he laughs; I cry and he cries. I waved to him and he said to me, "Hello, my name is Guo Xin. My parents want our motherland to be prosperous and I want to grow up healthily, so they gave me a warm name' Xin', but if you call me' Xin Xin', I will be happier. " I also said to the person in the mirror, "Hello, I am thirteen years old. I am not tall, with short hair and light eyebrows. I am a shy little boy. " Alas!
Actually, I'm not shy sometimes. If I am in a good mood, I will like to play with my classmates after class. If I am in a bad mood, no one dares to mess with me. My greatest feature is that I am too modest. When I was a child, my mother asked me how I did in the exam. I opened my mouth and said, "It's burnt. It's terrible. " When I took the violin band 4 exam, I also said that I probably couldn't pass it. I'm not sure if I can enter the key class of middle school ... Although modesty is a good thing, it's too modest for me.
I have tried to correct my "characteristics" many times, but it seems that I have formed a habit and often blurt it out. I like work very much, too. I'm in a hurry to do all the work at home. I think work is also a kind of happiness.
I had a lot of nerve when I was a child. I dare to go where others dare not go and do what others dare not do. But after watching many ghost movies last summer vacation, my courage gradually weakened and I dared not stay at home alone. I remember once, a fly scared me to cry at home.
I don't like making too many friends. Unlike others, I make friends with cats and dogs. I have a high demand for making friends!
Study hard, have good morality, good hygiene and good looks. Therefore, my friends are all elites of their peers. I cherish my time with them and never have conflicts with them. They also attach great importance to my partner.
My hobbies are playing the violin and swimming. I think only in the water can people fully stretch and show their graceful posture. Music, like learning, is an unfathomable field.
It represents the nobility, elegance and sacredness in my mind. I like music, so I made up my mind to learn the violin, which is an indispensable instrument for the orchestra.
I left the mirror and he was gone.
This is me, a shy middle school student who loves music! (* _ _ *) ... Hee hee!
Respondent: ee 1234500- level 2 2009- 10-24 12:25.
this is me
Look!
Who is the young man with glasses in the mirror?
That's me; Who's that silly boy running around on the playground after class?
That's me; Who is the shy little boy who listens carefully in class?
That is me.
I went to the mirror and looked at him in the mirror. I laugh and he laughs; I cry and he cries. I waved to him and he said to me, "Hello, my name is Guo Xin. My parents want our motherland to be prosperous and I want to grow up healthily, so they gave me a warm name' Xin', but if you call me' Xin Xin', I will be happier. " I also said to the person in the mirror, "Hello, I am thirteen years old. I am not tall, with short hair and light eyebrows. I am a shy little boy. " Alas!
Actually, I'm not shy sometimes. If I am in a good mood, I will like to play with my classmates after class. If I am in a bad mood, no one dares to mess with me. My greatest feature is that I am too modest. When I was a child, my mother asked me how I did in the exam. I opened my mouth and said, "It's burnt. It's terrible. " When I took the violin band 4 exam, I also said that I probably couldn't pass it. I'm not sure if I can enter the key class of middle school ... Although modesty is a good thing, it's too modest for me.
this is me
Look!
Who is the young man with glasses in the mirror?
That's me; Who's that silly boy running around on the playground after class?
That's me; Who is the shy little boy who listens carefully in class?
That is me.
I went to the mirror and looked at him in the mirror. I laugh and he laughs; I cry and he cries. I waved to him and he said to me, "Hello, my name is Guo Xin. My parents want our motherland to be prosperous and I want to grow up healthily, so they gave me a warm name' Xin', but if you call me' Xin Xin', I will be happier. " I also said to the person in the mirror, "Hello, I am thirteen years old. I am not tall, with short hair and light eyebrows. I am a shy little boy. " Alas!
Actually, I'm not shy sometimes. If I am in a good mood, I will like to play with my classmates after class. If I am in a bad mood, no one dares to mess with me. My greatest feature is that I am too modest. When I was a child, my mother asked me how I did in the exam. I opened my mouth and said, "It's burnt. It's terrible. " When I took the violin band 4 exam, I also said that I probably couldn't pass it. I'm not sure if I can enter the key class of middle school ... Although modesty is a good thing, it's too modest for me.
I have tried to correct my "characteristics" many times, but it seems that I have formed a habit and often blurt it out. I like work very much, too. I'm in a hurry to do all the work at home. I think work is also a kind of happiness.
I had a lot of nerve when I was a child. I dare to go where others dare not go and do what others dare not do. But after watching many ghost movies last summer vacation, my courage gradually weakened and I dared not stay at home alone. I remember once, a fly scared me to cry at home.
I don't like making too many friends. Unlike others, I make friends with cats and dogs. I have a high demand for making friends!
Study hard, have good morality, good hygiene and good looks. Therefore, my friends are all elites of their peers. I cherish my time with them and never have conflicts with them. They also attach great importance to my partner.
My hobbies are playing the violin and swimming. I think only in the water can people fully stretch and show their graceful posture. Music, like learning, is an unfathomable field.
It represents the nobility, elegance and sacredness in my mind. I like music, so this is me.
Look!
Who is the young man with glasses in the mirror?
That's me; Who's that silly boy running around on the playground after class?
That's me; Who is the shy little boy who listens carefully in class?
That is me.
I went to the mirror and looked at him in the mirror. I laugh and he laughs; I cry and he cries. I waved to him and he said to me, "Hello, my name is Guo Xin. My parents want our motherland to be prosperous and I want to grow up healthily, so they gave me a warm name' Xin', but if you call me' Xin Xin', I will be happier. " I also said to the person in the mirror, "Hello, I am thirteen years old. I am not tall, with short hair and light eyebrows. I am a shy little boy. " Alas!
Actually, I'm not shy sometimes. If I am in a good mood, I will like to play with my classmates after class. If I am in a bad mood, no one dares to mess with me. My greatest feature is that I am too modest. When I was a child, my mother asked me how I did in the exam. I opened my mouth and said, "It's burnt. It's terrible. " When I took the violin band 4 exam, I also said that I probably couldn't pass it. I'm not sure if I can enter the key class of middle school ... Although modesty is a good thing, it's too modest for me.
I have tried to correct my "characteristics" many times, but it seems that I have formed a habit and often blurt it out. I like work very much, too. I'm in a hurry to do all the work at home. I think work is also a kind of happiness.
I had a lot of nerve when I was a child. I dare to go where others dare not go and do what others dare not do. But after watching many ghost movies last summer vacation, my courage gradually weakened and I dared not stay at home alone. I remember once, a fly scared me to cry at home.
I don't like making too many friends. Unlike others, I make friends with cats and dogs. I have a high demand for making friends!
Study hard, have good morality, good hygiene and good looks. Therefore, my friends are all elites of their peers. I cherish my time with them and never have conflicts with them. They also attach great importance to my partner.
My hobbies are playing the violin and swimming. I think only in the water can people fully stretch and show their graceful posture. Music, like learning, is an unfathomable field.
It represents the nobility, elegance and sacredness in my mind. I like music, so I made up my mind to learn the violin, which is an indispensable instrument for the orchestra.
I left the mirror and he was gone.
This is me, a shy middle school student, who loves music. I made up my mind to learn the violin, which is an indispensable instrument for the orchestra.
I left the mirror and he was gone.
This is me, a shy middle school student, who loves music.
I have tried to correct my "characteristics" many times, but it seems that I have formed a habit and often blurt it out. I like work very much, too. I'm in a hurry to do all the work at home. I think work is also a kind of happiness.
I had a lot of nerve when I was a child. I dare to go where others dare not go and do what others dare not do. But after watching many ghost movies last summer vacation, my courage gradually weakened and I dared not stay at home alone. I remember once, a fly scared me to cry at home.
I don't like making too many friends. Unlike others, I make friends with cats and dogs. I have a high demand for making friends!
Study hard, have good morality, good hygiene and good looks. Therefore, my friends are all elites of their peers. I cherish my time with them and never have conflicts with them. They also attach great importance to my partner.
My hobbies are playing the violin and swimming. I think only in the water can people fully stretch and show their graceful posture. Music, like learning, is an unfathomable field.
It represents the nobility, elegance and sacredness in my mind. I like music, so I made up my mind to learn the violin, which is an indispensable instrument for the orchestra.
I left the mirror and he was gone.
This is me, a shy middle school student, who loves music.
Respondent: Anonymous 2009-10-2519:13.
Look!
Who is the young man with glasses in the mirror?
That's me; Who's that silly boy running around on the playground after class?
That's me; Who is the shy little boy who listens carefully in class?
That is me.
I went to the mirror and looked at him in the mirror. I laugh and he laughs; I cry and he cries. I waved to him and he said to me, "Hello, my name is Guo Xin. My parents want our motherland to be prosperous and I want to grow up healthily, so they gave me a warm name' Xin', but if you call me' Xin Xin', I will be happier. " I also said to the person in the mirror, "Hello, I am thirteen years old. I am not tall, with short hair and light eyebrows. I am a shy little boy. " Alas!
Actually, I'm not shy sometimes. If I am in a good mood, I will like to play with my classmates after class. If I am in a bad mood, no one dares to mess with me. My greatest feature is that I am too modest. When I was a child, my mother asked me how I did in the exam. I opened my mouth and said, "It's burnt. It's terrible. " When I took the violin band 4 exam, I also said that I probably couldn't pass it. I'm not sure if I can enter the key class of middle school ... Although modesty is a good thing, it's too modest for me.
I have tried to correct my "characteristics" many times, but it seems that I have formed a habit and often blurt it out. I like work very much, too. I'm in a hurry to do all the work at home. I think work is also a kind of happiness.
I had a lot of nerve when I was a child. I dare to go where others dare not go and do what others dare not do. But after watching many ghost movies last summer vacation, my courage gradually weakened and I dared not stay at home alone. I remember once, a fly scared me to cry at home.
I don't like making too many friends. Unlike others, I make friends with cats and dogs. I have a high demand for making friends!
Study hard, have good morality, good hygiene and good looks. Therefore, my friends are all elites of their peers. I cherish my time with them and never have conflicts with them. They also attach great importance to my partner.
My hobbies are playing the violin and swimming. I think only in the water can people fully stretch and show their graceful posture. Music, like learning, is an unfathomable field.
It represents the nobility, elegance and sacredness in my mind. I like music, so I made up my mind to learn the violin, which is an indispensable instrument for the orchestra.
I left the mirror and he was gone.
This is me, a shy middle school student, who loves music.
Responder: Hey, er, Bai Zhu-Level 1 2009- 10-28 20:40.
I have a self-portrait
In the photo, I have thick eyebrows, small garlic nose, Zhang Yuanyuan face and short hair, and I am smiling happily. In reality, I love to laugh and have a good sense of humor. Once, my friend said to me, "I suddenly want to taste the steamed stuffed bun with human flesh." I smiled and said, "Then go find Sun Erniang." She said, "I'm not looking for her, I'm looking for Aunt Sun." I laughed even harder: "Aunt Sun is long gone." She also smiled: "Then I'll find Sun Sanniang." I continued to laugh: "The third child has not yet been born, and it will take N years, and N is more than 3 million." "She cocked her head and said bitterly," Then I have to find Sun Erniang. " I fought back my laughter and said, "Sun Erniang was criminally detained and closed down by the Shuihucheng police station for selling human flesh bags." After that, we all laughed. I also like telling jokes to others. I usually read joke books, remember all the funny jokes and tell them to others when I have time. Sometimes when I talk about any topic, I think of a related joke. For example, when I talk about foreigners, I think of foreigners' jokes. My jokes often make everyone laugh. I am the "happy fruit" of everyone in my class.
I also like playing computer games, but when I play, I don't mean playing games, but processing pictures. I like to draw with a drawing tool called photoshop, which uses many tools such as layers, channels and filters. If handled well, the photos will look very beautiful! I found a forum online, where there are many people who like playing computer games like me, so I asked them for advice, learned knowledge and went online to work on time. Now my level has improved and I have made many friends online. Let's talk it over.
I also like to do manual work. I once made a flower basket out of cardboard and put many paper flowers in it. I drew it and it became a beautiful handicraft. I also made handicrafts such as photo frames and decorations, and showed their photos to others. Everyone said it was a good job. I can also swim and play the cucurbit flute, and I am also a person who loves reading.
This is me, a humorous person who loves to laugh and play computer games. Would you like to make friends with me?
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I have a self-portrait
Interviewee: 125.84.88. * 2009- 1 1- 18: 15.
Two-faced me
A pair of heavy glasses and a face of Zhang Wenjing, that's me. I have been obedient since I was a child because of my mother's strict management. All the elders I met praised me as an obedient and sensible child. Unconsciously, I was fixed by a pattern, which made me unable to break free. Whenever I want to do something that my elders think is deviant, I feel countless pairs of eyes watching me, so I immediately restore the face of a good boy.
Day after day, year after year, I get up while growing up every day. My body is full of energy from time to time, as if to break through my body and come out. Gradually, I began to lose control of myself. After school, I quietly appeared in the cycling team in the street, and my face flashed from time to time with the football team on the playground. I unconsciously play two roles: active in school, laughing and cursing unscrupulously, a teenager of 16 years old, beyond reproach; At home, I am obedient and always a careful, obedient and sensible child, which is normal. Sometimes, even I am surprised. How did I become so fast? I'm just a talented actor. To this end, I even plan to go to film school, not sure whether I can become a small star in the future.
When I was 16 years old, I was about to leave, and a piece of "beautiful young tofu brain" appeared quietly on my face, and my voice suddenly became much louder. But my two roles have never changed. No one forced me to do this and that in two places at two times, but I really couldn't help it. I like two faces, one is calm and the other is lively.
One Saturday afternoon, I went to my mother's office for lunch. My mother and I met Aunt Zhang. "Look at these two girls, how nice. I said that you should be satisfied and secure with such a good son. There are not many boys who are so calm now (er ... if they are women, they can change themselves, anyway, they are unisex ~)! Look at our home ... "My mother is happy and busy, and I can't even get out of the atmosphere. I stood behind my mother in a standard posture with a decent smile on my face. "Mom, I went back to school to review." I turned and walked out of the stair-door with moderate steps, and there was another burst of admiration behind me. I met some classmates on the way, and we walked together. Sometimes we talked a lot, talked a lot, and sometimes we were amused by a gentleman's quip, which made me feel very relaxed. I put on another face, which attracted a pair of slightly uneasy and sighing eyes of passers-by: "Today's students are really ..." But we didn't care about these, and we still talked and laughed. Dong Wang!' A familiar angry voice rushed into my ear. "Oh, no, how did that happen?" My heart paused. "Mom." I turned slowly as I spoke. "Quasi-training." I thought to myself, silently following my mother. As expected, as soon as I entered the door, there were dark clouds and lightning and thunder. "How can you walk in the street like this? You have no rules at all. You are too unscrupulous. Do you know what others think of you? ..... "At this moment, I don't know where I got the courage:" Mom, I will do whatever I want. I have grown up! " I said in an unusually calm tone. Mom was shocked, as if all the "discipline" she thought of was choked in her throat. She turned and walked back to the bedroom. "When you grow up, I almost forgot. Hey! " The heavy sigh of life shocked my heart. Am I wrong? No: Mom is wrong? No. Who is wrong? I'm at a loss.
I will never play two-faced again from now on. At home, I am quiet, but not rigid; Outside, I am more energetic, but not crazy. I like both "I", but I don't want to dress up deliberately. I want a real me to show to people. Maybe in a few years, I will find it funny when I watch it again, but I can't forget it. I like 16 years old me-two-faced me. I won't forget that night, I didn't sleep well, and I lost sleep for the first time. ...
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