Funny greetings on April Fool's Day

1, your hobby is shopping and watching beautiful women drool; My pet is a turtle. It barks like a sheep. Your dream is to be a father without work and rest every day. The holiday is coming, I wish: Happy April Fool's Day!

2, the cause will not seek "stupidity", love has never been "stupid", and it often takes advantage of "stupid" Weng, and financial resources are rolling in every year, and good luck is "stupid" every day. Wish: Happy April Fool's Day!

3. April Fool's Day should be spent like this: make up some lies, say some crazy words, blow some big words, mix some lies, add some empty words, talk nonsense, make some jokes, talk nonsense, and finally come up with a cliche: Happy April Fool's Day!

I saw you last week, surrounded by several tall and handsome young people, and some of them even touched you. I am heartbroken: Is this the way to look good? What a poor puppy! Happy April Fool's Day!

Information is flying all over the sky these days, but it widens our distance. I send you my blessing, but you are afraid to scold you. I want you to believe me again: in fact, we humans are not as bad as you think! Happy April Fool's Day!

6. I wonder where you are? Are you hungry? I know it's hard out there. You must be in pain. Come back early! I promise you will never use that leash to restrict your freedom again! Happy April Fool's Day!

It's sunny and breezy outside, and I can't help thinking of you again. You are so special and striking. No matter where you go, you will turn around nearly 100%. Did you go out streaking again? Happy April Fool's Day!

I saw you the other day. You are very uncomfortable sitting in the sun. I asked: What are you doing? Your mysterious smile: shh, keep your voice down, and no one will call me an idiot when I get tanned! Happy April Fool's Day!

9. I am the wind, which will quietly take away your troubles; I am the rain, which will quietly water your heart; I am Xue, and I will dress you spotless; I am hail, and I will beat you out of the water! Happy April Fool's Day!

10, you are not tall, but you have a great figure; Your eyes are not good, but cool enough; But when people see you, why do they shout in horror: Run, the bear is coming! Happy April Fool's Day!

1 1. I really want to ask you a question, but I dare not say it in person. In this quiet and lonely night, I have so many thoughts that I can't sleep. I have to send you a text message: Did you hear that you won the race with the rabbit? Happy April Fool's Day!

12, you are so gentle, lying quietly in my arms without saying a word, inadvertently taking away my sincere heart! You stole my heart. No wonder some people say that my heart was eaten by a dog! Happy April Fool's Day!

13, when I finished reading the short message you sent me, I suddenly understood how much affection you used for me! Memory is so unforgettable! You can't forget me! I finally decided: turn it off and piss you off! Happy April Fool's Day!

14, the cold current strikes, the fallen leaves roll in the autumn wind, and you tremble in the autumn wind; I resolutely walked to your side, gritted my teeth and took off my coat for you: hurry up! Take it to wash and do something to warm it up. Happy April Fool's Day!

15, from today on, I will love you more: I give you food when I am hungry, I give you drink when I am thirsty, I give you warmth when I am cold, and I make you happy when I am unhappy. I heard that you are going to catch a cold, and I also studied veterinary medicine! Happy April Fool's Day!

16, whenever I see your beautiful image and your big eyes, my heart beats faster, my breathing becomes shortness, and I can't speak. Finally, I shouted: Wow, what a big frog! Happy April Fool's Day!

17, I've heard a lot about you. Animals and birds dare not be your neighbors. You will step on the mountain with one foot. Today, you are still famous. Show dinosaur skills when you get angry! Happy April Fool's Day!

18, you and him, lingering in the cold wind, stung my heart like a sting! Forgetting, why are you so heartless? Why do you have the heart to be fickle Leave me alone in the cold wind and ice? Come back, scarf! Happy April Fool's Day!

19, it is reported that a few days ago, Iraqi armed forces hung a jade photo of you on the wall of Baghdad, causing a large number of American soldiers to vomit and die. After investigation and evidence collection by the United Nations, it is confirmed that this is a weapon of mass destruction, so run quickly.

20. Poor mobile phone user, it's a pity that you are infected with April Fool's Day bacteria because you confirmed this news. Now bacteria wear neat uniforms, line up neatly, and walk through your body with vigorous steps. ...

2 1. Yesterday, someone said behind your back that you were banned and wanted to report and isolate you. To this end, I fought with them: really, you can't say what people look like just because they look like?

22. God knew you were thirsty and created water. God knows you are hungry and created rice. God knows you have no friends, so he created me. God knows there are no idiots in this world. By the way, he created you. Happy April Fool's Day.

23. Part I: Today, it is difficult for a guest to ask for a gift, to send a message, and to believe something. Call friends, beware; Where's the cell phone? I can't tell you the truth, but I can't believe it I text and flirt. Horizontal batch: Happy April Fool's Day!

24, a can of oil, a basket of beans, the mouse smelled the fragrance of oil beans. Climb into tanks, jump into baskets and steal oil and beans. Happy and flustered, my feet slipped and my body shook. "plop, I fell into the tank."

25, nonsense will cost money, nonsense will evaporate, nonsense will cost money, nonsense will cost money, and nonsense will cost money! I don't believe this dime can't make you dizzy.

26, ancient copper coins, hanging curtains; Screen height, straw cutter; The hay cutter is fast and cuts vegetables; Green vegetables, buy a bow; Bow without strings, buy a boat; The ship has no head, buy a cow; Cows have no claws, buy a horse; Horses without saddles, buy kites; A kite has no belly, so buy a rabbit. Rabbits have no hooves. Buy a chicken. Chickens don't crow, dogs don't bite, and civet cats steal to eat.

27. The melon at the foot of Dongshan Mountain is called white gourd, the melon near the West Lake is called watermelon, the melon outside Nantianmen is called pumpkin, and the melon in the sand beside Nice Lake? Idiot, "good fool"! Haha, just kidding, how are you?

28. Out of the south gate, facing due south, there is a noodle restaurant facing south. There is a blue cotton curtain hanging at the door of the noodle restaurant. I chose the blue cotton curtain, looked at the noodle restaurant facing south, hung the blue cotton curtain, and looked at the noodle restaurant facing south.

29. If a star falls on your head tonight, please don't worry. This is a gift from my immortal brother. From now on, you will live a carefree and happy life, because you are stupid.

30. I am a lonely tree. I have stood by the roadside for thousands of years, waiting alone, just because one day you walk by me and I will fall for you. If I don't hit you, it's for nothing.

3 1. There is a "five strains" in Huangdi Neijing, which is like this: long-term vision hurts blood, long-term lying hurts gas, long-term sitting hurts meat, long-term standing hurts bones, and long-term walking hurts tendons. In fact, what hurts most is that you sent a text message for a long time, but you didn't reply ... it's so sad!

32. I want to say that I love you too rashly. I want to say that I think you are too straightforward. I want to say that I love you too frankly. I want to keep your thoughts in my heart and miss you day by day. Today is your festival, I wish you endless happiness for fools.

33. At that meeting, my only eye never left you. I am fortunate to be your bosom friend. Miss you for the second time, homesickness has become a river of tears, with scattered memories and happy hearts. I spoke. Today is April Fool's Day.

34. I thought we were going to attend the Zodiac Festival in April 1 day! Rats, cows, tigers, rabbits, dragons, snakes, horses, sheep, monkeys, chickens and dogs are all here. They asked me to send a message asking if you would come.

35. Some people spend money to eat and drink, some people spend money to sing, some people spend money to massage, some people spend money to buy a car, some people spend money to have fun, so I spend money to chat. You also have a free and easy holiday, don't you? Happy April Fool's Day!

36. In a rainy season, I met Rain Man, you; In a quiet lake, I met a fisherman, who is also you; In the month of every year, I only send my blessing to one person, fool, happy holidays.

37. You are crazy about thousands of girls. Your IQ is extraordinary, your quality is excellent, and your morality is the highest. Tell a little lie and' fool' you to have fun. Don't take it seriously. April Fool's Day wishes you endless happiness and happiness!

38. Real gold is not afraid of flames; Pine trees are never afraid of the long cold; Haiyan, never afraid of lightning that cuts the sky; Idiot, staring at the text message! Happy April Fool's Day to you.

39. Tell you a story! A farmer raised a row of pigs and one day found that one was missing. Looking for it for a long time, he couldn't find it. Finally, he found the pig hiding in the corner and reading the SMS!

40. I was always bullied by you, but I couldn't beat you. Say, say but you; Play, play but you. All the grudges left over from now will be returned to you on April Fool's Day. Wish you a happy holiday!

4 1, the first lover is a brand new version; The revival of old love is a refurbished version; Cohabitation before marriage is a trial version; The wedding night is sincere; The Golden House is a collector's edition; Falling in love with widows is a revised edition; Seducing a wife is piracy.

42. Today is April Fool's Day, so you should be careful. Friends have bad intentions and make you happy; Someone is kind, don't be sincere; Always be careful, be careful when carving; Send you a concern, may you feel at ease today. Happy April Fool's Day!

43. Your quality is as strong as plum blossom, your personality is as subtle as glacier, you have convincing connotation, and you are cool, so we respectfully call you "Mei Chuan Inner Cool"! Happy April Fool's Day!

44. On April Fool's Day, please be a fool for one day: forget all your troubles and worries and hide your happiness in your heart; Success or failure is at stake, and happiness is enough; Intelligence is disturbed by intelligence, and ignorance is not enough; Occasionally a little silly, happiness will accompany you!

45. It's a great pleasure to miss you! Nice to meet you! Loving you is what I will always do! Keeping you in mind is what I have been doing; However, lying to you is immediate. Happy April Fool's Day!

46. You are fresh and refined, you have the best temperament, you are noble and elegant, you are beautiful and moving, you have a great figure, you are lovely, and you are a flower that everyone loves and flowers bloom. Happy April Fool's Day!

47. April Fool's Day is here, and I'll give you a "lucky grass". I wish you luck and happiness and run with you; Send you a "Happy Ballad", wishing to sing happily every day; Send you a "tumbler" and wish you "flattery"; Send you a "pistachio", may you be happy and silly; Hehehe, bless the elder brothers, happy, endless, endless.

48. A wise man thinks positively about everything, and by thinking happily about happy things, he will naturally realize a happy life; Fools think the worst of everything, and the more they think about it, the more bitter it will be, and eventually it will become a troubled life. Everything in the world is between your own thoughts. When we look at the world with the heart of a saint, everyone is a saint; Look at people with a wicked heart, everyone is a thief. Dude, you are a smart man, but April Fool's Day must be "stupid" quickly.