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Group cross talk with 3~4 people
Language expert (four-person cross talk)
Author/(Yunnan Gejiu No. 2 Middle School)
A: The languages ??of our motherland are rich and colorful.
B: Yes!
A: The language of our motherland is full of mysteries.
B: Yes!
A: In terms of language, we are quite comparable.
B: How to compare?
A: One is a doctoral student in the university, and the other is a repeater in the first grade of elementary school.
B: What kind of metaphor is this! ……well. Then I would like to ask you for advice.
A: (proudly) You’re welcome!
B: Look at her stinky beauty...Okay, listen-
(C and D run on stage)
B: You two run up What trouble?
C: (Dialect) We have come up to make trouble and mumble. We listen to the people next to us. Heaven knows half of it, and earth knows everything. Dr. Efen!
CD: (Dialect) We came to Zhini to ask for advice on language issues.
A: Two children, please speak Mandarin.
CD: Mandarin?
A: "Write standard Chinese characters and speak Mandarin" is written on the wall at your school. You two children, didn't you see it?
CD: (Dialect) Bury! Really like a root language expert!
A: The language used by the two children just now is called "dialect".
CD: (Colored Mandarin) Ha, in Zhihui we only speak Zhigen Mandarin, not Egen dialect.
A: This is called "Colored Mandarin", also called "Majie Mandarin".
B: (Dialect) You two are really serious, let the tap root language experts see our jokes. ...(Mandarin) This is called "Colored Mandarin", as we all know, don't be complacent!
A: "Proverbially smug." This is called an idiom.
C: Are you a language expert?
A: Yes.
D: Are you the language expert?
A: That’s right!
C: Okay, listen to this - ("Hani") "Red River People's Broadcasting Station, Korokoroni rang just now, it was not Beijing time, the microphone was wrong..." B: What did you say? ah!
CD: (Hani language) "Sazhiharamodexi, Aihaicaowazuo."
A: Hani language of the Hani people. It means "This is a beautiful campus, I study and study here."
CD: Lanza! Be honest! B: Hi! Speaking in tongues again!
A: Well, let’s compare to see who uses idioms the most appropriately and speaks the most cleverly.
BCD: Let’s compare, I don’t care if you are a language expert!
A: On National Day, the seven-story building and the small garden were crowded with people.
B: When the new millennium arrives - the auspicious snow falls and the trees and flowers sparkle.
C: Wuyi Road, Renmin Road - colorful lanterns and festoons.
D: Look at Laoyang Mountain again——
ABC: How is it?
D: From a distance, you can see green mountains and green waters, but from a close look, there are piles of dog poop!
ABC: Hi, what idiom!
A: I look like a slim, dignified and delicate person.
BCD: Bah! Looks like a peacock!
B: Let me put it this way, I look like a nose - a nose, eyes, and pretty features.
C: Nonsense, the one with noses that are eyes and eyes that are noses is——
ACD: Monster!
C: Let me put it this way, I look like—slender, outstanding, and can sing like—
ABD: Toad!
C: What a toad, it’s Madaha!
ABD: Hi!
C: I dance beautifully, and I dance like—
ABD: Radio gymnastics!
C: What radio gymnastics! It's the peacock in full bloom!
ABD: No shame.
A: Walking into Gejiu No. 2 Middle School, the campus is clean and tidy, with four big characters on the green lawn: Continuous self-improvement.
BCD: OK!
B: Teachers - tireless and conscientious.
C: In the classroom - sometimes there is silence, sometimes there is the sound of books.
D: After class - Wan Xusong and Pan Bingbing sometimes chase and fight, sometimes cry like ghosts and howl like wolves.
ABC: Hey, this is outrageous!
A: The teacher said that my composition is organized.
B: The teacher said that my composition was cleverly conceived.
C: The teacher said that my composition cannot be exchanged for gold.
AB: Hey, I won’t exchange it for gold, and I don’t want it for nothing!
D: The teacher said that my composition (crying)...
ABC: Kid, okay, why are you crying?
D: The teacher said that my composition was incoherent.
ABC: What else?
D: Just making it up.
ABC: What else?
D: You are wrong.
ABC: Hi!
A: Children, don’t be sad! Don’t you think about it, what’s the relationship between the two of us?
BC: What’s the relationship?
A: Half-hearted, heartless...
BC: Hi! Look at what this idiom says, you are a language expert!
B: It should be said that the two of us are united and friendly...
ACD: Yes!
B: Love is just one word——
ACD: Which word?
B:——Rukawa Kaede, proud of the world!
ACD: Cough! Where is this going?
A: We help each other...
BCD: Yes!
A: The two of us——
BCD: How is it?
A: The moon is dark, the wind is high, and the night is quiet...
BCD: Yi?
A: At...at...
BCD: At what?
A: (singing): "On a dark night, there was a cellar thief..."
BCD: "Catch the thief! Catch the thief!"
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