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Where can I read the comic book Bounty Hunter? ! ? !
The story tells that the blood fairy came to accept and recover the seven dirtiest and ugliest monsters in the world in order to graduate early. In order to "prevent her from dying too badly", the headmaster gave him a pointer and a flying panda, Buhu. She quickly found six monsters, only to find that the seventh one was missing. So she met the monster's detective son, Joey. In order to get back to Joey, Molly decided to lurk in Joey's mystery and investigate Joey's assistant. However, Dehua, the confused agent of Joy, made the wrong arrest warrant because of the mysterious incident. Joey and Molly will face two powerful monsters. How will they complete the task? Let's wait and see. ...
character data
Florent Mollet
Studying art in Kunlun Mountain. In order to graduate early and safeguard justice, challenge to recover 7 strange graduation assignments! I don't want the seventh monster to die and fail to complete the task. She decided to find the monster's son as a substitute. ...........
Yuan Tianzun
The headmaster of Kunlun Mountain, some confused old people. I like to make things difficult for students, and my hobby is doing aerobics. However, it is said that he is a master of hiding. ....................
Buhu
Panda with wings but unable to fly, Mali's mount. Greedy, can't say more than two words. It seems that it will only get bigger and bigger and become Artest red ball. He doesn't look like a reliable person anyway. .............
glad
Monster detective, the happy detective firm he runs is responsible for investigating mysterious events. Solve the dispute between monsters and humans. His wish is that monsters can live in peace with human beings. .......... has a sense of justice, enthusiasm and laziness, and likes beef noodles best! Have a fascinating life experience and amazing potential.
educate and improve people by teaching them to be virtuous
In fact, everyone thinks that he is more like a cock's unintentional agent ............. who likes karaoke.
Taiyi
Jade Qing fairyland, eccentric fairy. Be good at invention and creation. One of the twelve immortals in Kunlun. His ability is unfathomable!
Information of submarine members
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Zhou Hongbin
Constellation: Libra
Date of birth: 65438+ 10+August.
Height: 185cm
Weight: 69 kg
Blood type: I don't know.
Specialty: I can't help dragging my manuscript.
Favorite thing: spicy food
Favorite fruits: watermelon and orange.
Interests: watching movies and painting.
Favorite cartoonist: Toriyama Akira
Favorite animal: dog
Favorite color: blue
My biggest wish: I can sleep for more than 6 hours at a time.
Small diving
English: Diving
Constellation: Pisces
Date of birth: March 5.
Height: 170cm
Weight: 45kg
Blood type: I don't know.
Specialty: painting.
Spell: I don't know.
Personality: Afraid of life.
Favorite food: I like it when it's delicious.
Interests: playing Warcraft, Starcraft, watching movies, watching cartoons, watching cartoons and listening to music.
Most admired person: Grandpa Osamu Tezuka.
Favorite comic book: All the works of Grandpa Osamu Tezuka, especially the Firebird series.
Favorite textbook: Harry Potter series, Little Prince
Favorite singers: Brett Anderson, Rob Smith, Kurt Cobain.
Favorite animal: puppy
Favorite fruit: grapefruit
Favorite color: orange
My greatest wish: to be Anima Gus.
sapling
The Wolf Boy's Painter (serialized in Marvel Comics), Trainee Matchmaker (discontinued) and Bounty Man (serialized in Comic Party).
Komatsu
The painter of "Stealing the Stars in September" (comic guest serialized in the first half of the year) and "Magic Wandering" (off the air).
Name: Fan
Name: Komatsu
Birthday: February 22nd.
Identity: The author, the big boss behind the scenes, is in charge of and controls all the whereabouts of the "dark forces" Snitch, and also manipulates the pursuit plans of Liu Xing and others who represent "light and justice". A: How terrible! Good worship ~)
Altitude:160cm
Constellation: Pisces
Personality: Sometimes extroverted and sometimes quiet, she is a mysterious woman.
Idiom: Really? Uh huh ~ ~
Hobbies: listening to music, playing games and eating.
Expertise: drawing cartoons and studying animals (research? It's not going to be put on the operating table and studied with a scalpel, is it? )
What happened recently: a pink romantic adventure masterpiece "Stealing Stars in September" was brewed! HOHO~
Fireworks, fireworks
Painter of Streetball on Fire (serialized in Comics) and Detective of the Tang Dynasty (serialized in Master of Humor).
Sun Nan
Penguin painter of love adventure
Ye zuojun
Painter of Moonlight Angel (Stop Loading)
a piece
The painter of new online jokes
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The first time (author: Rum Cat)
Kongtong-Kunlun
"Hello, ladies and gentlemen!" A beautiful host appeared on the TV screen, "Meimei Aerobics meets you again! Let's start doing sports! 1 2, very good. Feel fat burning? "
"1, 2." An old man who looks like a transvestite is imitating the actions of the host on the screen.
"Shout slogans with me! 1、2! 1、2! 1、2! "
" 1、2!"
" 1、2!"
"Turn around!"
The old man also turned around. He suddenly saw a girl imitating the host's movements on the screen with him. At the moment, the girl is smiling at him.
"Who are you? What are you doing here? " The old man asked the girl who was still smiling.
"The teacher don't remember? I am Molly who entered school a thousand years ago! " The girl clenched her fist again and said firmly in her eyes, "I think I have practiced enough, and I can uphold justice!" "
Old man (Yuan Tianzun) Khan: "Senior students have to study for 3,000 years to become immortals! You still have a long way to go! "
The girl immediately replied, "but I am more qualified than them!" I can recite pi! ! 3. 14 1592653589793238462643832.........."
Yuan Tianzun: "..."
Mo Lai: "... 9195309218617381932617931053" .......
Yuan Tianzun Khan, Giant Khan, Waterfall Khan ... are on the verge of madness: "... don't recite, don't recite, I'll give you a diploma!" "
Mo Lai (90-degree bow): "Great! The master is wise! "
Yuan Tianzun: "But ... you have to go through a severe test before you become an immortal, very severe!" " After that, I laughed.
Mo Lai: "Master, your smile is so cheap!" "
Yuan Tianzun: "No! This is obviously a sinister smile ... look! This scroll records the seven dirtiest, meanest and most evil monsters in the world! "
Molly (with shining star eyes): "Wow!"
Yuan Tianzun: "Your task is to subdue them and put them in this book ... Hey, hey! Are you scared? If you are afraid, go back to school ... huh? ! "
Yuan Tianzun found that Mo Lai had left with the scroll. .............
Scene-humanoid hole in the window. ............
Yuan Tianzun: "..."
Molly, who came out of the window, said excitedly, "Teacher, I will finish the task!" " Say hello to the cloud that looks like a somersault cloud: "taxi!" "
The voice of the somersault cloud taxi said mechanically, "The fare is ten cents, and the monthly ticket will be invalid without change!"
.........
Yuan Tianzun's side-
"Yuan Tianzun, the hair fairy, looked at Mo's back gently and immediately said to a boy around him," Crane, give her some color to see, and give her these two treasures, so as not to die too ugly! "
Children like Dr. Lu put their hands together and said, "Yes, Master!" "
Picture transmission ...............
Brother Lu Dafu: "Sister Mo Lai, Master asked me to bring this to you!" " "Take care of yourself, .............! "He said, handing Molly a bag.
Molly unknown so, drifting away, said, "Huh? A batten and an egg ... Is Master afraid that I am hungry and let me stay on the road and eat slowly? "
Molly (I don't know where to find the pot): "Dinner!" "
"Card!" Molly cracked an egg (as big as an ostrich egg).
"alas!"
Panda from heaven-fell into the pot! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Mo Lai surprised Xiao Jiang. ...........
Panda is very angry, and the consequences are very serious!
"Idiot!"
Mo Lai quickly said, "So you are a fairy's mount!"
"That's right!" The two dog skin plasters on the panda's ass made him angry.
"Hey hey ... I haven't become a fairy. I'm going to have an exam! Take care of it! "
Panda: "No!"
Molly: "Don't be so stingy! Handsome guy! "
"By the way, my name is Molly! What about you? "
"Buhu!"
"This name matches you very well!"
Bu Hu (holding a small fan): "Of course!"
Molly: "Can a handsome guy fly? Cheng Yun is too expensive, send us to the earth! "
Buhu (Khan): "Of course ..."
"ouch!" Molly fell from the sky with Buhu in her arms! Yes! Get down. Let's go
"er, ............................................................................................................................................................................
BuHu spit out two more words: "... no"
Molly: "Er, ..........., can you just say two words? ! ! ! "
"With pleasure!"
Molly: "What about the mount? You can't even fly. What can you do? "
Bu Hu: "Can run!"
Bu Hu: "Get bigger!"
Molly: (depressed) "I dare say this is the most shameful mount in heaven!" " "
(Don't ride a bigger cloth tiger)
Bu Hu: Sex!
Molly: ...
Mo Lai came to a paddy field in front of a village and took out a scroll: "The first one, uncle bullfrog in bullfrog village."
The figure of an old man in front looks like a toad!
Molly: "Old man, do you know Uncle Bullfrog?"
When Toad turned around, it was Uncle Bullfrog: "I don't know! Hey! "
Molly "dumped" .....
Morley: "Monster! I want to accept you! "
Uncle bullfrog (with tears streaming down his face): "Still no good? I have tried my best to be a good person! Never do bad things, actively donate money, and go to the toilet without plugging ... "
Molly: "…" turned and took a few steps.
Suddenly turned around and waved: "Are you kidding! Received! "
Uncle bullfrog was included in the scroll.
Then ................................................................................................................................................................................ "accepted!" "accept!"
Rabbits and pigs were collected. .................
What a low-level monster ..........
Molly: "I received six so soon, hehe!" " We're one step away from becoming an immortal! "
Molly: I received six so soon, hehe! Once again, officially become immortal!
Molly: Huh? The last one lives in the city ... it's too ostentatious to go into the city without protection!
Mo Lai (talking to Buhu, thinking: You are still eating ...): Buhu, can you be anything else?
Buhu suddenly rolled up like a whirlwind.
Molly:! !
Buhu conjured an Artest red ball and stuck it on Mo Lai.
Molly ran to the building.
Molly's wand suddenly ...: Wow! Wow! Touch!
Molly: What a powerful demon! It seems that this is a fierce battle!
Molly: This is the building (seeing the window) Hmm. ...
Molly climbed up the building and finally ... finally ... arrived.
Molly: Ouch ... (suddenly exclaiming) Ah ~! ! !
Molly saw the altar of the seventh monster.
Molly: Why ... I just need you to finish the task, and you ... Why? Why? Why?
(Mo Lai shouts to smash photos of monsters, basically in a state of tension ...)
Joey: Hey!
Molly:! !
Joy: (eating beef noodles) Why did you smash the photo of my father?
The second time (from Pink Cherry Cat)
Mali stretched out her index finger: "Because he is dead!" "
"Who said he was dead? He just disappeared. " Xi le yi ran chi noodles
"What are you doing to not die!" Molly put her feet on the table and shouted
"That's because-respect!" Take this matter seriously
"You have such respect!" Molly threw photos and spirits at the joy of eating noodles, but they missed.
What should I do? I can't finish the task! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Molly, put your head in your hand. I want to calm down! Calm down! Calm down! ..... "On the ground.
"Hey, what's the matter with you?" happy
Molly thought, huh? Since he is that man's son, they are the same kind of monster! Isn't taking him the same as taking his father? Is a complete role!
Mo Laishuang clenched his fist and shouted, "Ha ha ha! I am so smart! " At this moment, I bumped into Joy and said, "Hmm!"
Hey? What about the kid? "Mo lai.
"I am ..." Happy face fell on his head, shaking all over, and there were some black crosses behind him.
"accept!" Morley threw the scroll to Lin Rui.
"What are you doing?" The great escape of joy
"I want to accept you, refuses to beat me! Hit me! " Florent Mollet
"You guy!" Joey, put your hands up.
"Ah-!" Molly flew to the lawn. "
"……"
"wow! Not reconciled! Not reconciled! I am not reconciled! " Morley has a lot in his hand!
"Zi-poof!" Buhu turned back into a panda. "Where is he?"
Kiss and hug
"Do you fart every time you appear?" Moray trembled and pointed to the shadow behind him.
"It stinks! ! "Buhu
Any good ideas for coming out? "
"Of course!"
"You ... you ..."
"Go ... go ..." The whole body swelled.
"ah!" Morley was frightened.
After the explosion, there seems to be no air in Zibu.
"Organizing words with more than one word in Lyon must be a short circuit!"
"well, I can't count on you ... now I must stay on earth and wait for an opportunity to appease him!"
The second time (from Pink Cherry Cat)
Mali stretched out her index finger: "Because he is dead!" "
"Who said he was dead? He just disappeared. " Xi le yi ran chi noodles
"What are you doing to not die!" Molly put her feet on the table and shouted
"That's because-respect!" Take this matter seriously
"You have such respect!" Molly threw photos and spirits at the joy of eating noodles, but they missed.
What should I do? I can't finish the task! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Molly, put your head in your hand. I want to calm down! Calm down! Calm down! ..... "On the ground.
"Hey, what's the matter with you?" happy
Molly thought, huh? Since he is that man's son, they are the same kind of monster! Isn't taking him the same as taking his father? Is a complete role!
Mo Laishuang clenched his fist and shouted, "Ha ha ha! I am so smart! " At this moment, I bumped into Joy and said, "Hmm!"
Hey? What about the kid? "Mo lai.
"I am ..." Happy face fell on his head, shaking all over, and there were some black crosses behind him.
"accept!" Morley threw the scroll to Lin Rui.
"What are you doing?" The great escape of joy
"I want to accept you, refuses to beat me! Hit me! " Florent Mollet
"You guy!" Joey, put your hands up.
"Ah-!" Molly flew to the lawn. "
"……"
"wow! Not reconciled! Not reconciled! I am not reconciled! " Morley has a lot in his hand!
"Zi-poof!" Buhu turned back into a panda. "Where is he?"
Kiss and hug
"Do you fart every time you appear?" Moray trembled and pointed to the shadow behind him.
"It stinks! ! "Buhu
Any good ideas for coming out? "
"Of course!"
"You ... you ..."
"Go ... go ..." The whole body swelled.
"ah!" Morley was frightened.
After the explosion, there seems to be no air in Zibu.
"Organizing words with more than one word in Lyon must be a short circuit!"
The second time (some don't have time, please wait a moment), pink cherry cat
Mali stretched out her index finger: "Because he is dead!" "
"Who said he was dead? He just disappeared. " Xi le yi ran chi noodles
"What are you doing to not die!" Molly put her feet on the table and shouted
"That's because-respect!" Take this matter seriously
"You have such respect!" Molly threw photos and spirits at the joy of eating noodles, but they missed.
What should I do? I can't finish the task! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Molly, put your head in your hand. I want to calm down! Calm down! Calm down! ..... "On the ground.
"Hey, what's the matter with you?" happy
Molly thought, huh? Since he is that man's son, they are the same kind of monster! Isn't taking him the same as taking his father? Is a complete role!
Mo Laishuang clenched his fist and shouted, "Ha ha ha! I am so smart! " At this moment, I bumped into Joy and said, "Hmm!"
Hey? What about the kid? "Mo lai.
"I am ..." Happy face fell on his head, shaking all over, and there were some black crosses behind him.
"accept!" Morley threw the scroll to Lin Rui.
"What are you doing?" The great escape of joy
"I want to accept you, refuses to beat me! Hit me! " Florent Mollet
"You guy!" Joey, put your hands up.
"Ah-!" Molly flew to the lawn. "
"……"
"wow! Not reconciled! Not reconciled! I am not reconciled! " Morley has a lot in his hand!
"Zi-poof!" Buhu turned back into a panda. "Where is he?"
Kiss and hug
"Do you fart every time you appear?" Moray trembled and pointed to the shadow behind him.
"It stinks! ! "Buhu
Any good ideas for coming out? "
"Of course!"
"You ... you ..."
"Go ... go ..." The whole body swelled.
"ah!" Morley was frightened.
After the explosion, there seems to be no air in Zibu.
"Organizing words with more than one word in Lyon must be a short circuit!"
"well, I can't count on you ... now I must stay on earth and wait for an opportunity to appease him!"
Then, look at the address of the cartoon, but I can't find it. I'm really sorry! ! !
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